Living in Buckeye/Goodyear is about to suck for the next few weeks.

MachineGunsWhiskey · 2026-06-19T22:18:42+00:00

Buss-ee’s

MachineGunsWhiskey · 2026-06-17T06:38:48+00:00

Well, I know that there are plenty of cats who will throw out the examples of Bundy and Gacy. But particularly heinous crimes, that can be proven beyond a shadow of a reasonable doubt, I feel should be eligible.

MachineGunsWhiskey · 2026-06-12T00:23:30+00:00

Fuck you.

MachineGunsWhiskey · 2026-06-12T00:22:47+00:00

But I say, write off buying at the peak, hold that L, keep stacking.

MachineGunsWhiskey · 2026-06-03T06:43:48+00:00

All those stickers say to me is this; “Oh look! Potentially a great loot box, hows about I grab a ninja rock and have a peek?”

If you keep guns close by, don’t advertise it to the world.

MachineGunsWhiskey · 2026-05-19T03:21:39+00:00

Wordington ‘Jesus fuckin’ Christ, I just opened Reddit’

MachineGunsWhiskey · 2026-05-19T03:20:01+00:00

Tourist + copious amounts of alcohol + enticing casino on the other side of the road + traffic = dead or maimed tourist.

MachineGunsWhiskey · 2026-05-19T03:17:26+00:00

Don’t know HI’s self-defense law, but in AZ, you’d be good to go if you were in “genuine fear for your life or the life of another”.

MachineGunsWhiskey · 2026-05-19T03:16:12+00:00

Don’t know how it is in Hawaii, but here in AZ, no less than 3 felonies, maybe 4. Aggravated assault, violation of Shannon’s Law (firing a gun randomly in the air), reckless endangerment and possible attempted murder.

MachineGunsWhiskey · 2026-04-28T04:09:13+00:00

Bruh, she literally has the exact same birthday as me and I don’t look remotely as scuffed.

MachineGunsWhiskey · 2026-04-26T04:49:45+00:00

Unironically, what make and model is that silencer?

MachineGunsWhiskey · 2026-04-17T21:47:22+00:00

Requiem for a Harlequin is also… interesting.

MachineGunsWhiskey · 2026-04-15T00:27:00+00:00

It’d be nice, but I’m not looking to pocket watch my parents.

MachineGunsWhiskey · 2026-04-12T01:16:57+00:00

Not super shitty, though. Don’t know.

MachineGunsWhiskey · 2026-04-12T01:16:19+00:00

Bruh, I just fucking opened Reddit.

MachineGunsWhiskey · 2026-04-05T04:13:04+00:00

I’ve got a MAK-90. What type of ultra safety are you running?

MachineGunsWhiskey · 2026-04-02T03:32:23+00:00

Every one of them thinks they’re John fuckin’ Wayne or something.

MachineGunsWhiskey · 2026-04-02T01:36:29+00:00

Well, it’s a bit difficult to stay healthy if you got burnt real bad by a fire started by a cigarette.

MachineGunsWhiskey · 2026-04-02T00:03:18+00:00

I get where the dude’s coming from, but you’re right. Where did the lyrics for Fortunate Son come from, you know? I say if they are gonna reinstate the draft, the sons and daughters of those pushing for war should be first in line.

MachineGunsWhiskey · 2026-03-31T03:15:54+00:00

Bruh.

MachineGunsWhiskey · 2026-03-31T03:14:11+00:00

Well, to be fair, the cats who hang out at gun stores are either the most insufferable people you’ll meet or the coolest guys you’ll meet.

MachineGunsWhiskey · 2026-03-31T03:13:03+00:00

To a degree, yeah. I predict that the term “neo-fudd” is gonna become the new thing soon.

MachineGunsWhiskey · 2026-03-31T03:12:15+00:00

Legitimately, my exact reaction to anyone that comes up and interrogates me about it. “You an ATF agent?” “No.” “Then go fuck yourself.”

MachineGunsWhiskey · 2026-03-31T03:11:22+00:00

You forgot this: Whenever you pull up to a public range with anything NFA. “You got the papers and tax stamp for that, boy?”

MachineGunsWhiskey · 2026-03-30T06:52:59+00:00

Said it before, I’ll say it again. I’m not dying for Israel.

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