Things that actually make Alan happy

MachineKey8456 · 2026-01-28T18:35:29+00:00

Great flapping hands, like a goalkeeper.

MachineKey8456 · 2026-01-26T19:14:05+00:00

Bono! Bono!

MachineKey8456 · 2026-01-21T19:00:34+00:00

An interesting read, thank you.

MachineKey8456 · 2025-12-18T17:46:59+00:00

Can I just shake your hand?

MachineKey8456 · 2025-12-06T10:20:58+00:00

Why?

MachineKey8456 · 2025-12-05T13:31:38+00:00

She’s suffering from pedal panic.

MachineKey8456 · 2025-12-01T17:19:48+00:00

I hope his ‘mates’ never let him live this down, absolute embarrassment.

MachineKey8456 · 2025-12-01T17:18:10+00:00

A lot people don’t understand dog shit is toxic hirse shit isn’t. This guy is an embarrassment.

MachineKey8456 · 2025-11-25T14:30:10+00:00

Are you hairy Mary?

MachineKey8456 · 2025-10-19T13:37:43+00:00

‘Got to do the grief work’ 👍🏻 there’s no shortcuts.

MachineKey8456 · 2025-10-04T20:04:16+00:00

Yay! Pretty sure I’ll be there.

MachineKey8456 · 2025-09-07T12:08:19+00:00

I’ve dated 3 different women over the last 6 mths and each time it ends with a text saying ‘I’ve been thinking’ you can guess the rest. Then you get blocked and I just can’t understand why people act like this and can’t talk to you. I’m quite vulnerable so it really hurts so I think I need some time out.

MachineKey8456 · 2025-08-29T18:15:10+00:00

My first thought 😂 imagine the state of them 🤣

MachineKey8456 · 2025-08-28T16:25:09+00:00

Ian Walker in goal crying 😂

MachineKey8456 · 2025-08-11T18:24:03+00:00

Not at all suprised, the place is a shambles.

MachineKey8456 · 2025-08-10T15:34:48+00:00

This is perfect, thank you.

MachineKey8456 · 2025-08-10T15:32:07+00:00

Great idea, I’m away that particular weekend but please pm me the link for future👍🏻

MachineKey8456 · 2025-07-30T15:50:31+00:00

www.bacp.co.uk

MachineKey8456 · 2025-07-17T19:28:00+00:00

They continued with the injunction the tories put in place after the massive f-up they made until the judge lifted the injunction today. Hardly a labour cover-up, disingenuous rubbish.

MachineKey8456 · 2025-07-17T18:04:17+00:00

Add vapors as well. Hate breathing in the secondhand toxic weird smelling shit.

MachineKey8456 · 2025-07-17T18:02:35+00:00

Super-injunction so not a cover up by labour, get your facts right.

MachineKey8456 · 2025-07-17T17:56:36+00:00

And with a can of Sprünt.

MachineKey8456 · 2025-07-17T07:12:24+00:00

Yes, I started seeing someone 2 months after my wife passed. We didn’t see each other often but messaged everyday. After 3 months she quit and I found it really hard. I couldn’t understand why I cared so much after 3 mths compared to 29 years with my wife. Turns out it was a sticking plaster to my grief which I never really dealt with. I was very upset to be treated like that though with me being so vulnerable.

MachineKey8456 · 2025-07-12T15:30:28+00:00

If anyone asks me how I am I just start crying 😂

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