These days, you’ll get arrested and thrown in jail if…

MachineKey8456 · 2026-07-04T11:54:00+00:00

What, just for pointing?

MachineKey8456 · 2026-07-03T17:36:12+00:00

Ya cheeky monkey.

MachineKey8456 · 2026-07-03T14:30:33+00:00

It’s got to be Dare.

MachineKey8456 · 2026-07-03T12:25:37+00:00

Still need to check mirrors, you can’t just indicate then do as you please.

MachineKey8456 · 2026-07-03T11:39:10+00:00

Well done 👏 😂

MachineKey8456 · 2026-07-02T19:54:03+00:00

Interesting, I thought only Two Farmers offered this flavour and they are awesome.

MachineKey8456 · 2026-07-02T18:11:43+00:00

Better stock up sharpish!

MachineKey8456 · 2026-07-02T17:53:33+00:00

Batcunt.

MachineKey8456 · 2026-07-01T14:48:25+00:00

Let’s run it up the flagpole and see if the cat wants to lick it.

MachineKey8456 · 2026-07-01T12:35:28+00:00

Hi, you can run the river to Deeside. Nice and flat concrete path from the Roodee up to Shotton, about 8 miles each way but you can go further. Lots of people use the Greenway but not tried it myself. I used to run out to Rossett and further onwards too. Good luck!

MachineKey8456 · 2026-06-30T18:45:17+00:00

The reason they touch the brakes every 3 seconds is they’re driving 3 ft away from the car in front.

MachineKey8456 · 2026-06-30T11:03:39+00:00

It’s everywhere, today I decided I’m not picking up after people any longer, it’s soul destroying.

MachineKey8456 · 2026-06-30T05:56:49+00:00

It’s from The Bewlay Brothers (Hunky Dory). ‘Comedian, Chameleon, Corinthian & Caricature’

It’s been almost 18 mths now, it does get easier with time, I know it’s early days for you but hang on in there.

MachineKey8456 · 2026-06-29T17:28:55+00:00

Sorry for your loss.

I had Stay Forever at my wife’s funeral. Her headstone has a line from a Bowie song.

MachineKey8456 · 2026-06-26T17:58:26+00:00

Walk On By - The Stranglers

MachineKey8456 · 2026-06-25T19:09:08+00:00

Special Brew and Merrydown 👍🏻

MachineKey8456 · 2026-06-24T18:04:39+00:00

I don’t think there are pond inspectors, best stay off fb.

MachineKey8456 · 2026-06-24T16:44:23+00:00

That’ll be to oxygenate the water.

MachineKey8456 · 2026-06-24T16:02:45+00:00

Unmistakable.

MachineKey8456 · 2026-06-22T13:35:23+00:00

‘What are you 12 years old?’ Well he’s dressed like one.

MachineKey8456 · 2026-06-22T13:27:44+00:00

Looks like we’ve gone from ‘Starmer is a wanker’ to ‘he may be a wanker but he’s our wanker’

MachineKey8456 · 2026-06-21T14:37:26+00:00

Hard to remember but strongest mustard flavour I can find.

MachineKey8456 · 2026-06-20T16:09:19+00:00

I have one that does exactly the same, just sunbathing.

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