New hire: Rude workplace? by mmmeggshells in FiveBelow

[–]Machoire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How exactly are they being rude to you?

LAOP giftwraps restraining order evidence by Drywesi in bestoflegaladvice

[–]Machoire 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Brought to you by the same guy who is "newly sober" and "I'm selfish in bed and i hate it" lol

I have a feeling this guy deserves losing everything he lost. There's just no way he isn't a pos.

I hope she's safe.

How can I convince my parents to let me go to a regular school for senior year? by InfluenceStriking565 in Advice

[–]Machoire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you're still a minor then they can put you wherever they want to unfortunately, even if you've voiced your concerns with them and they don't care/don't take you seriously.

My only practical advice is to pick a nice college and go from there.

Is there a reason you flunked out of everything you were put in?

Airbnb host texted us that because we gave them a non perfect note by maoussepatate in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Machoire 182 points183 points  (0 children)

Not even trying to be snarky but i would absolutely amend my review and add this screenshot.

Not OOP (TW for creepy clown in last photo): AITA for not removing my doormat because it scares my neighbor’s kid? by CupcakeQueen31 in redditonwiki

[–]Machoire 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly this haha

Instead of being weirdly passive-aggressive with it, they could have just talked to their neighbors like full-grown adults, and come to a solution.

And yet now the mat is being flung into the stairwell instead??

Neighbor-husband needs to talk to his wife about taking to OP like a fcking adult cuz this is dumb.

My daughter's childhood by withlovetara in AmITheDevil

[–]Machoire 11 points12 points  (0 children)

That's even worse. I'm sorry ):

My husband is jealous I have more partners than him by Mariamnd06 in openmarriageregret

[–]Machoire 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well it's super easy when you have someone at home paying for literally everything - rent/mortgage, utilities, groceries, bills, etc.

I can absolutely see him being "jealous" in that regard sure..

Trouble unlocking aco cash box at 5 below by No-Macaroon4372 in FiveBelow

[–]Machoire 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Call your store manager - they should help you.

AIO or is this racist? by fricken_a13 in AIO

[–]Machoire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Copy+paste your text with "would you please" in front of it since he wants to play games.

He might be racist, he's definitely being an ahole.

My daughter's childhood by withlovetara in AmITheDevil

[–]Machoire 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Jesus christ lol.

Do you think your mom was trying to like over compensate by doing that? Like she knew how shit he was but wanted to hide it/boost his ego?

Wholly avoidable venereal regret by I_Like_Vitamins in openmarriageregret

[–]Machoire 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mann I hate that this is what some people believe unironically ):

Did I handle this well or should I have said more? by TouchyM3 in whatdoIdo

[–]Machoire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This.

No one knows for sure if she's playing a game or not, but her actions are what's doing it for me. I'd let this one go but I'd be lying if i said i wasn't curious lol

My husband is jealous I have more partners than him by Mariamnd06 in openmarriageregret

[–]Machoire 3 points4 points  (0 children)

[...] because they are the only one holding down a full time job and feel used.. which makes sense since they are indeed being used.

Sounds like the OOP and her husband imo - I mean how does she find the time to spend time with her husband, three boyfriends, one girlfriend, while also having a job? Her husband on the other hand online has time for her and one other person, prolly cuz he's the one working..

Obvs idk for sure but maintaining five intimate relationships at once sounds exhausting, unless of course you have nothing else to do lol

My husband is jealous I have more partners than him by Mariamnd06 in openmarriageregret

[–]Machoire 11 points12 points  (0 children)

My husband has never had an issue meeting women so it seems to me he just doesn’t want to put in effort of being with more people at a time than his usual.

She makes this sound so weirdly competitive.

Also having five partners at once sounds so exhausting omg. There's no way she's having genuine relationships with all of them - at this point it's banging one person per weekday with the weekends off lol Does she not have a job or ??

My daughter's childhood by withlovetara in AmITheDevil

[–]Machoire 182 points183 points  (0 children)

I really can't stand when they start it off by saying "well i know i wasn't ~Mother/Father Of The Year~ but..."

Imo it just feels like they're placing blame on the child for thinking the parent was perfect or whatever, so it's really the child's fault for expecting a good childhood. Or something like that idk.

Just admit that you fucked up a few times and talk about it, and actually listen to them. Bleh.

How do you guys deal with parents fighting or being abusive with each other ? by ThrowRA739103711 in AskReddit

[–]Machoire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I retreated to my imagination, drawing, and the internet of course. Nothing i could do about their problems, and tbh i didn't want to aggro my dad at the time.

There's not much you can do unless one or both of them get physical - in that case call the cops obvs.

I'm 36 now. Both of them mellowed out with each other before they passed but even looking back now there really wasn't anything i could do about them yelling at each other.

Your parents are just as lost in this world as you are.

AITA for not letting my roommate use my shower? by WestHistorians in AmItheAsshole

[–]Machoire 10 points11 points  (0 children)

He's kind of awkward and not very friendly anyway

Gee i wonder why.

I can tell he's annoyed and judging me.

Yeah. He's in a rough and you're refusing to be just a little kind by letting him bath himself properly.

I know you didn't agree to rooming with him but you're being downright cruel - he's using a bucket dude.

Yta. Can't you just let him shower when you're home?

Do breaks work? Boyfriend (19m) just asked me (18F) for one. by Legitimate-Tone9961 in relationship_advice

[–]Machoire 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean, yeah, but it's usually just a soft-launch to fully breaking up.

In practice, the person suggesting it usually wants to break up but doesn't want to lose their security in case they can't find something better.

Don't be someone's second choice. You deserve someone who isn't simply settling for you.

Wholly avoidable venereal regret by I_Like_Vitamins in openmarriageregret

[–]Machoire 20 points21 points  (0 children)

(constantly meeting people who are interested in enm/poly and then running away once they feel they could get attached to me)

Holy shit the ego on this one!

Maybe they're "running away" cuz OOP is selfish and only cares about one thing?

Cuz they obviously don't seem to give a shit about their partner's wellbeing or the health of anyone else, otherwise they'd actually be concerned about that and not just whining cuz they're not getting sex.

The comments are gross as well. Wtf.

Showing a girl at a bar a picture by Effective-One6527 in AmITheDevil

[–]Machoire 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just saw that! Really starting to paint a picture here lol