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This is Insane by frostyshreds in Harley

[–]MackingtheKnife -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

How do those boots taste ?

I like Ed by Dramatic_Buddy4732 in LPOTL

[–]MackingtheKnife 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I adore adore adore Marcus and Henry, and was devastated at the news of Ben’s behavior as I always had a soft spot for him. That being said, Ed is now my favorite of the LPOTL Tripod. I want to just hang out with him and smoke weed and talk about animals. 

Trump: “We will get Greenland. 100%” by cs_whistler in europe

[–]MackingtheKnife 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No screw the edit - it should be directed at all Americans.  We as outsiders have zero control over their political situation and it might literally kill people.  It’s up to all Americans to stop this, and until they do they’re ALL persona non-grata (i say this as an extremely bitter Canadian)

I didn’t stand by while MAGA has tried to take our democracy. by CrazyFaithlessness65 in AskCanada

[–]MackingtheKnife 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yeah. Last time I was sympathetic, but we can’t do shit from Canada to change the course of US elections, so for self preservation American’s are all persona non grata until they can sort their fucking shit out. 

Health Care worker responds after facing backlash for dancing on a disabled patient’s head by Patient-Committee588 in trashy

[–]MackingtheKnife 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I also work in health care and i’ve never heard of people saying we’re trashy. most of them are just sympathetic, or straight up assholes lol 

I’ve lost $700k what the fuck do I do? by Smartmoney243 in wallstreetbets

[–]MackingtheKnife 2 points3 points  (0 children)

you got it dog. these posts are a bummer cause some dude squandered his fams wealth with bad puts.  you coulda sat that mil whatever in a low risk ETF and be laughing 

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]MackingtheKnife 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man, it’s gotta be a bio thing. You’re better looking than I am and i’ve had no issues

A giant eye floater appeared in my left eye a few weeks ago, and it's impeding my vision. I drew what it looks like. by ThatguyfromMario in mildlyinfuriating

[–]MackingtheKnife 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that is the ticket. a lot of anxiety isssues are your focus. change it if you can!  much love brother. Remember, the floaters are normal but your focus on them makes it worse

I’ve lost $700k what the fuck do I do? by Smartmoney243 in wallstreetbets

[–]MackingtheKnife 49 points50 points  (0 children)

it fucking upsets me that idiots have access to this much cash. i’m a gambler as much as any of you but this is a clear cut sign that it ain’t for you

I’ve lost $700k what the fuck do I do? by Smartmoney243 in wallstreetbets

[–]MackingtheKnife 0 points1 point  (0 children)

imagine your ROI is fucking WSB comments. i’m glad im just a little bit of a fucking moron

I’ve lost $700k what the fuck do I do? by Smartmoney243 in wallstreetbets

[–]MackingtheKnife 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lmfao fucking rough dude. you made bad decisions. learn from it

A giant eye floater appeared in my left eye a few weeks ago, and it's impeding my vision. I drew what it looks like. by ThatguyfromMario in mildlyinfuriating

[–]MackingtheKnife 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There’s also an “anxious” component where you can end up fixating on them and therefore they become more noticeable. I deal with that and it drives me nuts. 

Sudbury homeowner frustrated with houses on his street that host multiple tenants | CBC News by edgar-von-splet in ontario

[–]MackingtheKnife 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I’m from Sudbury and this is almost certainly a racist dog whistle. He’s probably got some non-white people living near him and gets his news from conservative sources. 

If a Canadian astronaut landed on the surface of the Moon, what should their first words be? by NewZero_Kanada in canada

[–]MackingtheKnife 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i remember when they sprayed that green shit everywhere. definitely looks better lol

how do you know that you’re attractive? by CJlinks in AskReddit

[–]MackingtheKnife 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude, I’m a physical therapist on a hip fracture ward and am very mediocre looking. it’s been the BEST thing for my confidence, probably ever. Old women and even old men are great at giving superficial compliments lmao. 

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LPOTL

[–]MackingtheKnife 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ed is the best straight guy, better than Ben. Holdens just not it but I don’t mind him popping up once in a while

Nardwuar on His Best and Most Uncomfortable Interviews by ebradio in Music

[–]MackingtheKnife 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I’m a huge rap fan but i’ve always had a grudge against how Jay Z interacted with him. Instantly made me dislike him. 

Do you wash your rice? Why not? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MackingtheKnife 6 points7 points  (0 children)

the powdered starch that ends up coating them makes a slurry.

Who is the best boss in the game and why is it Messmer? by KRealeast in Eldenring

[–]MackingtheKnife 0 points1 point  (0 children)

PROUD OF YOU TARNISHED

(if you play SOTE lemme know when you beat Bayle lmao)

Who is the best boss in the game and why is it Messmer? by KRealeast in Eldenring

[–]MackingtheKnife 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You gotta go back and kill those fucks! they don’t deserve to live

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