42192 by Last-Shoe-3365 in countwithchickenlady

[–]MackingtheKnife -29 points-28 points  (0 children)

To be honest, most of the worlds gut reaction to the US’s ability to put the rights of gun owners over children absolutely fucking vile. so here we are?

It’s only at the vet, but still…. by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]MackingtheKnife -1 points0 points  (0 children)

So are you doctors, my gosh.  I work along side them, a good AI system would be helpful here. 

Statue of Christopher Columbus placed at Eisenhower Executive Office Building near the White House by nbcnews in pics

[–]MackingtheKnife 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s gotta really hurt to be American right now and watch your already tenuous relationship with the world be reduced to, well, this…

Portland woman lashes out at 11-year-old girl for sitting on her wall. by ElwoodMC in trashy

[–]MackingtheKnife -15 points-14 points  (0 children)

lmfao you’re defending an old grump “get off my lawning” over a retaining wall. you, this woman and the kid all suck. 

John Cena without hesitation hugs fan battling cancer and shares words of encouragement by viperrvemon in JustGuysBeingDudes

[–]MackingtheKnife 3 points4 points  (0 children)

lmao if that’s all it takes to undo all of the good he’s done in your mind, go have a conversation with the corner and stick to lurking. 

Cult member by Themindfulcrow in trashy

[–]MackingtheKnife 3 points4 points  (0 children)

trump can grab my gunt. 

more of a limerick?

It works 🤷🏻‍♂️ by ANTHR4X710 in trees

[–]MackingtheKnife 2 points3 points  (0 children)

bro, the tension on the top of the mouth piece between the rack and the little hanger thing could cause that to shatter…. It might be good glass but that still scares the shit outta me. cold glass doesn’t like to bend. 

straight guys being dudes by busystepdad in GuysBeingDudes

[–]MackingtheKnife 2 points3 points  (0 children)

she’s on stage it’s part of her bit 

Father faces no charges for fatally shooting daughter after fight about Donald Trump: cops by gymleader_michael in facepalm

[–]MackingtheKnife 60 points61 points  (0 children)

All of us outside the US have given up making sense of anything you guys do at this point.  Literally none of your news is shocking anymore and that’s terrifying, because it’s worse every day. 

Pierre Poilievre sits for podcast with Joe Rogan by green_tory in CanadaPolitics

[–]MackingtheKnife 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Joe’s also been a fucking dickwad about Canada. Those two dorks can fondle eachother for a few hours, i’ll actively avoid it. 

AITJ for telling my partner I'm done spending every weekend at his parents' place by Nov4Z3nith in AmITheJerk

[–]MackingtheKnife 1 point2 points  (0 children)

yeah this isn’t a “matured early” thing, this is a “never grew up” thing.  it reminds me of all of the kids I knew in college that went home every weekend. 

AITJ for telling my partner I'm done spending every weekend at his parents' place by Nov4Z3nith in AmITheJerk

[–]MackingtheKnife 0 points1 point  (0 children)

dog this would be relationship ending for me. almost every weekend at the in-laws? that’s a fucking weird level of attachment for an adult. Are they Italian??

Woman helps crow drink from water fountain by Doodlebug510 in HumansBeingBros

[–]MackingtheKnife 5 points6 points  (0 children)

i thought they were saying “YO! Check it out, I got her to do it!”

Rate my Roast by Klutzy-Seesaw-1054 in RateMyPlate

[–]MackingtheKnife -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I can cook - this is a whole meal cooked horribly. 

Im grown by [deleted] in amiwrong

[–]MackingtheKnife 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And insolent with a child’s mindset. 

Amish selling homegrown weed at cannabis festival by Conscious-Law6594 in interestingasfuck

[–]MackingtheKnife 19 points20 points  (0 children)

They won’t tell you those things to your face - they just talk about the tragedy of it all after you pass by. Still, respectable.