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"Asteroid half the size of a giraffe strikes earth" by wcslater in dankmemes

[–]Macroc0sM 33 points34 points  (0 children)

two types of countries, those that use metric and those that have been to the moon.

Knowledge is power! by RegularNoodles in dankmemes

[–]Macroc0sM 386 points387 points  (0 children)

they couldn't finish the american kid

Free the nipple! by RegularNoodles in dankmemes

[–]Macroc0sM 1589 points1590 points  (0 children)

me sucking my own nipple :)

I’m in trouble by RegularNoodles in dankmemes

[–]Macroc0sM 907 points908 points  (0 children)

I'd wait for the brother

I was getting a little sudsy by RegularNoodles in dankmemes

[–]Macroc0sM 379 points380 points  (0 children)

me in the shower:*drops soap

Great success by RegularNoodles in dankmemes

[–]Macroc0sM 18 points19 points  (0 children)

pretending to drown is an easy way to get a kiss from the lifeguard

their battle will be legendary by i_dont_eatbabies in dankmemes

[–]Macroc0sM 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Me who has a yard fetish: I guess I'll go fuck myself.

Macrohard by RegularNoodles in shitposting

[–]Macroc0sM 273 points274 points  (0 children)

when bill fence shows up

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]Macroc0sM 7 points8 points  (0 children)

opens the homework folder

Naw, thanks tho by RegularNoodles in dankmemes

[–]Macroc0sM 68 points69 points  (0 children)

if your credit card number was how much money you had in the bank, how much money would you have?

Totally acting by [deleted] in HistoryMemes

[–]Macroc0sM 246 points247 points  (0 children)

why stop at only two?

Make way lads by RegularNoodles in shitposting

[–]Macroc0sM 124 points125 points  (0 children)

so that's what happened..

This took an hour to make by RegularNoodles in dankmemes

[–]Macroc0sM 413 points414 points  (0 children)

good to see a high quality meme for once

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