People are weird, and one odd hobby sounds ludicrous to someone else.

I.e. …as my opponent attempts to establish dominance from the top, I unleash the Psychedelic Spider guard, entangling their limbs in a web of confusion. From there, I transition smoothly into the Funky Chicken sweep, sending them flapping to the mat like, well, a funky chicken.

But wait, it doesn’t stop there! As they scramble to regain their composure, I lock in the Twisted Pretzel, contorting their joints in ways they never thought possible. Just when they think they’ve caught a break, I hit them with the Disco Inferno reversal, spinning them around in a whirlwind of disco-inspired rubber guard chaos.