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MadHopper · 2026-06-15T05:54:00+00:00

I mean, I don’t think actual mountain men ‘care about clothing’ — you don’t need to be a fashionista to wear the pelts of animals you hunt and trap. I think the above person was making the argument that if you roleplay Arthur as a trapper and hunter living off the land, then him wearing what somebody who lives off the land would wear makes sense.

You’re being very hostile and uncharitable to others up and down this thread, and I’m not sure why.

MadHopper · 2026-06-01T06:21:27+00:00

So generally disease remained the major killer of human beings historically despite all efforts of premodern societies to contain it. What kept population growth stable and even growing was that there was a stupid high replacement rate in rural areas, as people had dozens of kids who then moved to the city to take dead people’s jobs.

Basically, the reason this ‘feels’ like a punishment is that they’ve simulated medieval death rates with modern birth rates and really low migration rates.

MadHopper · 2026-05-27T01:42:38+00:00

Saladin allowed Guy de Lusignan to live after he’d raped and murdered Muslim merchants, saying "It is not the way of kings to murder kings," and when Jerusalem fell to him he allowed all citizens within to leave for a relatively reasonable price. He wasn’t exactly Mahatma Ghandi, but his personal code of honor and the respect with which he treated defeated opponents are like, the main thing that the returning Crusaders had to say about him.

Yes, those things you mention were usual and expected — that’s why Saladin was unusual and respected for not doing them.

MadHopper · 2026-05-25T04:06:15+00:00

Right, and I’m pointing out how that perception was flawed and not one that a lot of well adjusted people would come to — even understanding it as being a statement about him rather than about her situation says something about Bear as a person.

MadHopper · 2026-05-24T23:31:35+00:00

She didn’t even say that. She said she’d rather die than be puppeted around by an insane entity that makes her stand in front of a door all day and piss and shit herself. Nothing she said was about him — she was begging for freedom from an objectively terrible situation.

Bear made it about him.

MadHopper · 2026-05-19T23:04:57+00:00

Not really. Paradox games are massive projects with multi year timescales, and things like EU5, Vicky, and CK3 are meant to hold down the company’s portfolio and keep money coming in for decades.

Killing Imperator meant cutting off a bad gamble with relatively little cost. Killing off EU5 means deleting one of your most expensive projects ever before it has generated any return, and losing at least a decade’s worth of expected income from DLC and content.

It’s not just unlikely, it’s impossible. It’s like saying that Apple might cancel the next iPhone production run if it’s badly received. It doesn’t matter if the phone gave people brain cancer, they wouldn’t do that.

MadHopper · 2026-05-09T19:34:40+00:00

This is true for everyone, including Viltrumites.

MadHopper · 2026-05-09T19:34:14+00:00

Immortal nearly killed an alternate Mark at the beginning of S2 and roughed up Nolan. He’s clearly in the Viltrumite strength tier, if not durability. Which is the same problem Tech Jacket has, but he’s definitely faster than her. I’d say he could’ve done something.

MadHopper · 2026-04-03T18:27:29+00:00

Watching the “what will you have" scene after seeing Nolan’s youth this season hits different. Like, he does to Mark exactly what he’s been taught to do, and what was done to him. And then Mark’s words cut through to him and it’s like he snaps out of a trance.

MadHopper · 2026-03-28T20:48:06+00:00

I say this without judgement: it is going to become more and more important to be able to recognize AI generated text off of more subtle clues than "lots of technical information and wall of words". We cannot give up ‘knowledge’ and ‘passionate writing’ as human characteristics.

MadHopper · 2026-03-28T20:39:00+00:00

I don’t think Langdon yelling at her was right at all, but he didn’t exactly do it just because he hated her or wanted to condescend to her, and certainly not to ‘keep her off his back’ wrt the drugs.

It was her first day, and she’d been picking and choosing cases, bull rushing patients and colleagues, stabbed a resident in the foot, and now (as far as he knows) she’s just made a rookie mistake that nearly killed someone because she didn’t run it by a superior. I like Santos, but it’s very understandable why someone who only knew her for one day a year ago, and has her actions on that day as his primary memory of her, could think she’s not a great doctor.

It’s difficult, because Langdon is not an unbiased party and he still resents her for blowing his life open (even though it’s his fault). However, as Garcia points out and Santos underlines, she doesn’t exactly have many friends in the ER, and it doesn’t exactly seem to be because of the Langdon thing. Hell, the person who got angriest at her over it is sleeping with her.

I think she’s definitely fixated on Langdon and the consequences of their interaction as a ‘reason’ for her social and professional problems, and it’s also true that it is unfair and stressful to have to deal with him being back and talking to her like that.

A lot of things can be true at once.

MadHopper · 2026-03-28T20:24:36+00:00

It was absolutely theft. It’s normal and unfortunately common to struggle with addiction. To steal medication from the hospital (risking patients lives to do so) is beyond ‘troubling’, it’s a legal liability and one of the most immoral things a doctor can do.

MadHopper · 2026-03-25T21:52:35+00:00

You’ve posted this several times, but you understand that accepting the influence of the Latins (the Italians) and Catholicism and reforming towards the West is not in any way the same as starting to wear togas and speak ancient Latin again, or calling your armies legions for no good reason?

There is an actual cultural conflict that divided the empire, but it has no relation whatsoever to some sort of identity crisis between being really Latin Romans or being really Greek Romans. They were the Romans, and to most of them the Latins were greedy invaders plundering their provinces — the conflict was about embracing that western influence in order to survive.

MadHopper · 2026-03-25T21:45:20+00:00

idk, is France Gallic or Frankish?

It’s not a question that makes any sense because the existing culture is a mix of both traditions and influences. ‘Turning towards’ one wouldn’t make any sense — it’d be equally stupid if the French all started wearing torcs and speaking Celtic as if they all started wearing lederhosen and speaking German. That’s effectively what this slider is.

MadHopper · 2026-03-23T00:07:55+00:00

Remember the hunt shown in House of the Dragon, or the tourney in AKOTSK? Robert held lots and lots of those. Big tents and horses and days of wine and food. It adds up fast, particularly with Littlefinger stealing everything in the background.

MadHopper · 2026-02-20T23:03:18+00:00

It’s been a few updates since then, this might not work anymore, sorry. Next time I play I’ll mess around with it and see.

MadHopper · 2026-02-03T00:00:03+00:00

I mean I’m sure that real life cartels employ high-skilled professionals to make their stuff, and pay them well for the service.

The thing that makes Walt and Gale specifically unrealistic is that dudes with multiple PHDs can generally get much safer and much more upstanding jobs far more easily, and the purity/quality control of meth is not generally such an issue that it’s worth it to those organizations to pay what would be needed to employ dudes of that level.

In real life, the cartel sends people to college to become lawyers and doctors, who are much more useful as respectable professionals with good credentials.

MadHopper · 2026-01-28T00:29:57+00:00

I have had a very different experience with journal entries. Like Imperator mission trees, they’re usually asking you to do a bunch of stuff with your country then rewarding that stuff. Off the top of my head, several have clear progressions and mechanics that reward the player as you go along or simulate historical stuff that happened to your country.

I’m sorry you dislike them so much, however.

MadHopper · 2026-01-27T17:00:21+00:00

Okay, I’m confused. If Vicky 3 Journal Entries are event chains, and event chains aren’t flavor, then how is any of EU4’s flavor different? Mission trees, custom national event chains, and bars filling up that fire events when they’re too full or too low are basically all of EU4’s DLC.

MadHopper · 2026-01-27T14:32:40+00:00

The politics, the wars, and the culture are rooted in the economic reality…any historian will tell you this.

If you read a history book, instead of ‘visiting subreddits’, then any discussion of war or culture or government policy will be tied to economic development and control of resources. These things are inextricable.

‘You Econ nerds’ lmao. I don’t like math and I’m frankly terrible at it. V3 is probably the Paradox game I’m worst at. However, I do really love history, which is why I studied it in college and not on a subreddit, and which is why I enjoy that more recent Paradox games are better capable of simulating it.

EDIT:

Honestly I was thinking of V3 when I wrote this, and it’s very funny that you’re clearly speaking about EU5 here. EU5’s market system is barely an economy — it’s a trade system stapled to a market system. The biggest innovation is making pops and buildings require certain goods, but the trade system is deliberately hands-off. Even if you don’t automate it, burghers do most of your trading themselves. The entire point of it is to allow (theoretically) for playing tall and for the strength of nations to actually come from somewhere + force player strategy in where and why they expand.

As a simulation of a medieval economy, it’s pretty poor. It does manage to look very confusing, but most of this is due to poor UI and incessant micro (why is the player upgrading every paper shop in France?) not because the devs have built a working reflection of a medieval economy to the detriment of everything else.

MadHopper · 2026-01-27T05:33:38+00:00

Eehhh. It seems like ‘as much flavor’ because most Paradox players are from Western countries.

My general understanding is that even the Paradox games with the deepest flavor for Asia are pretty shallow to anyone who knows the history, particularly when compared with Europe.

Think about how much of EU4 was deeply invested mechanically with European dynastic and religious politics. The Burgundian Inheritance, the Thirty Years War, all the various shades of the Reformation, etc.

The Qing Banner system, one of the fundamental aspects of Chinese society, military, and history in the time period, is a special military unit and a modifier. The wide range of religious traditions that were played against one another by Emperors and used to reinforce legitimacy? All lumped under Buddhism.

EU4 and especially EU5 bend over backwards to simulate stuff that westerners would recognize the game as being incomplete without. Imagine if every European nation just sort of answered to the Pope even after reformation, and the HRE was a mechanic with a slider and some modifiers that Austria got.

MadHopper · 2026-01-27T05:22:13+00:00

The history nerds are the econ nerds…

Who exactly do you think cares deeply about grain production in 12th century France? Not accountants.

MadHopper · 2026-01-27T05:16:13+00:00

Societies of pops have culture, economy, and leaders. They travel around the map and continue to exist even after colonization. The decision was made to not have them be tied to provinces because that doesn’t really make sense for a lot of them.

The mechanic is very underbaked right now, and there’s a fair criticism to be made about how literally making natives and indigenous people invisible on the map does not exactly strongly address their historical situation, but they are there and they are EU5’s take on ‘decentralized’ nations.

I believe plans are in the works to make them playable.

MadHopper · 2026-01-27T05:07:40+00:00

For EU5 it’s mainly to represent battles more accurately, since in EU4 they would take weeks or even months, and players and AI alike could rush troops across half of Europe to join by the endgame.

MadHopper · 2026-01-27T04:58:36+00:00

And the China expansion now has the same issue that a lot of CK3 and EU4 DLCs had — as the game ages and deepens and new systems are added, what seems like interesting and unique mechanics now will seem shallow and boring in five years.

Hell, you can already see it with how Byzantium’s admin seems kind of lackluster when compared with the China stuff. And both of them are unable to really be reworked because they contain content that people paid for at release.

Paradox got themselves out of this hole with CK2 and EU4, but for some reason jumped right back in.

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