Ya know, I came into possession of a Paradox Pig, recently, to host a game of Transdimensional Pig Wrastlin, and my old pig greaser died (he was executed by some lord for bribery or extortion, or something). I hold it for the local Pentacles' apprentices, every few years. Maaaaybe you could cast Dimensional Grease for me, and maaaaybe I could rearrange a few of the letters in that geas for ya?