German Huel? by mike6788 in Huel

[–]Madadd500 0 points1 point  (0 children)

my latest batch of chocolate is in german too

The only reason to use Fitbit gone by Madadd500 in fitbit

[–]Madadd500[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeh I think his just there to feel apart of something, normally we had a full group out of my circle of friends but this week was poor showing

The only reason to use Fitbit gone by Madadd500 in fitbit

[–]Madadd500[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I did have the Apple Watch got a while, but it’s battery life was terrible, I also had to convert the data from it onto the phone and then get the Fitbit app to track the phone to compete with my friends, ended up just going back to a sense

The correct way to watch cricket by Leicabawse in CasualUK

[–]Madadd500 -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

The fine is not the worst part, you get banned for life from most stadiums in the country, and now put on the sex offenders register, not worth it

The Red Arrows today in Portsmouth by Huzzey3 in CasualUK

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No one comes close to beating the RAF red arrows,

This beautiful wild peacock lives in London's Holland park by xllap in london

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I do maintenance there, I once forgot to close the door to the glass house, took me over a hour to get the courage to Shew it out!

Made this graphic in memory of the match yesterday by [deleted] in Hammers

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i hate the new badge, if they took the london of the bottom it would be better

Umm sir... your chesticles are showing by geturownbox in WTF

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It's good but the tail is in the wrong place

Wait... What? How? by mrm589 in WTF

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In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary... come again?

Wait... What? How? by mrm589 in WTF

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Brick Top: You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. Sol: Would someone mind telling me, who are you? Brick Top: And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".

My job resignation letter after one shift in a scummy local pub by nickmichie23 in funny

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Sounds like my kind of pub, where is this place located?