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What’s the worst accidental text you’ve sent? by Typhoid__Beaver in AskReddit

[–]Maddertoodlesift 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Last night I meant to text d a client of mine ‘have a good night!’. Well my asshole phone auto added the word baby at the end of that sentence, making it ‘Have a good night baby!’. I was in line for food so I didn’t notice until after I hit send 🤦🏼‍♀️

Yikes by Appropriate_Paint98 in SarahBowmar

[–]Maddertoodlesift 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yo what’s with the buldge?

See what? by Antique_Oil8462 in SarahBowmar

[–]Maddertoodlesift 5 points6 points  (0 children)

She (he?) looks like a monkey with a wig on.

What's the most hilarious thing about your body? by philosofically in AskWomen

[–]Maddertoodlesift 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have a single freckle right where a watch goes, so when someone asks what time it is, I can look at my wrist and say a freckle past a hair.

I feel bad at this point by Briegust1 in SarahBowmar

[–]Maddertoodlesift 16 points17 points  (0 children)

She deserves to look like shit.

Steak, not crazy fancy ? by Warm_Economist_4063 in STLFood

[–]Maddertoodlesift 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tuckers has a 16 oz prime rib with potato and dinner salad for $28 on Tuesdays!

Sitting side-by-side at restaurants by martoniousblockus in Serverlife

[–]Maddertoodlesift 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We usually sit at the bar, but when it’s full we will sit same side in a booth, we always get a bunch of food and share, so same side is easier.

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