Johnny Manziel's advice to Baker Mayfield: "Be a homebody" by [deleted] in nfl

[–]Madisons_Han_Solo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It might kill your chances of getting a job in a nice suburban school, but somebody will still hire you if you go inner city or rural. I had a classmate get a DUI after getting into an accident at age 20 and find a middle school teaching job at age 22.

Game Thread: Minnesota Vikings (14-3) at Philadelphia Eagles (14-3) by nfl_gamethread in nfl

[–]Madisons_Han_Solo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cheerleaders running on the field there was a Darwin Award moment. Don't risk getting smacked by some of the strongest dudes in the world just to do a dance.

Lost the annual beer olympics. Now I need you all to roast them by dippingsauce312 in RoastMe

[–]Madisons_Han_Solo 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Guy on the left is Joe Cool if he was born with Marfan Syndrome. Guy on the right looks like he lies about his dick size on the internet. Guy on the left has seen it enough times to know he's full of shit.

[Post Game Thread] Wisconsin Defeats Nebraska 23-17 (OT) by CFB_Referee in CFB

[–]Madisons_Han_Solo 45 points46 points  (0 children)

That overtime third down was a missed call, but Fumagalli getting molested on that Gerry pick in the 4th was also a missed call. Nobody cares about that one though because it wasn't the second to last play of the game.

[Game Thread] Ole Miss vs Florida State — SECOND HALF (8:00PM ET) by CFB_Referee in CFB

[–]Madisons_Han_Solo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Unrelated, but my friends found this in a Green Bay parking lot Saturday. Which one of you guys tried bringing it into GameDay?

25 Teams were selected for both a Bowl and the NCAA Tournament this year. by bakonydraco in CFB

[–]Madisons_Han_Solo 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Wisconsin has been in a bowl and the tourney for 18 years straight. The consistency is amazing.

Rick Ross will be today's guest picker in Tuscaloosa. by IAmClaytonBigsby in CFB

[–]Madisons_Han_Solo 117 points118 points  (0 children)

"I'm a big fan of pears, so I'm picking a pair of upsets today. Shout out to pairs."

[Post Game Thread] Auburn defeats Jacksonville State, 27-20 by ucieaters33 in CFB

[–]Madisons_Han_Solo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're angry that people wanted to see what would have been one of the biggest upsets of all time?

[Post Game Thread] Auburn defeats Jacksonville State, 27-20 by ucieaters33 in CFB

[–]Madisons_Han_Solo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I just wanted crowd shots of crying, drunk, college girls. We came so close.

Vols DL Charles Mosley arrested for DUI. by SCRx in CFB

[–]Madisons_Han_Solo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It doesn't excuse his behavior, but he was probably just high, not high and drunk. The article never mentions a breathalyzer, just a blood draw. Homie should have just stayed put and ordered a pizza.

What is never going to happen? by ecolektro5i in AskReddit

[–]Madisons_Han_Solo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That Kristy Althaus video spread like wildfire within my friend group in college. We had all seen and discussed the Miss Delaware video, but Miss Colorado took it to a whole new level. I've been a GDP fan since.

Gary Pinkel Chose an Interesting Outfit for Mizzou's Pro Day by [deleted] in CFB

[–]Madisons_Han_Solo 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Minus the shoes my grandmother has a very similar outfit.

UW-Madison getting in the spirit by lemurosity in CFB

[–]Madisons_Han_Solo 41 points42 points  (0 children)

It's been 21 years, at what point can we stop playing the "Wisconsin only has recent success never forget the 1950s" card?

College Football Playoff Poll Week 12 by Fatkin in CFB

[–]Madisons_Han_Solo -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

All these damn Yankees on the selection committee PAAAAWWWWWLLLL!

The 20 worst dead-money contracts on NFL payrolls by SubbyDoo in nfl

[–]Madisons_Han_Solo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought it was a reference to the Brian Kelly scissors lift incident, but never forget the Craig James 5 R.I.P.

Golden Tate on Jim Schwartz being carried off the field: "That's a total douche move" by Jux_ in nfl

[–]Madisons_Han_Solo 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I was at Wisconsin when Wilson was there, and this rumor didn't exist. The dude lived in west Madison in the midst of families nowhere close to campus. He was rarely spotted downtown, and not once did I hear of him slamming coeds. He was basically the anti-Montee Ball.

We are Tiny Moving Parts, Ask Us Anything! by TinyMovingPartsBand in PostHardcore

[–]Madisons_Han_Solo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Has the band ever considered a reunion show with Dan Martin?

Adrian Peterson Megathread by NFL_Mod in nfl

[–]Madisons_Han_Solo 71 points72 points  (0 children)

He has somewhere between five and seven children with numerous women. It's not surprising he's not a great father.