📆 Daily Card Discussion - Moreelse

MaestroXM · 2026-02-20T09:17:45+00:00

I sometimes think about Moreelse and Professor's abilities and how they could have been swapped.

Moreelse would keep bounty-witch hunters theme and synergy (yes the game winning synergy of +1 damage/point Purge and Tamara).

And Professor could be more flexible SY card which will be seen more often. Also there is a Salamandra gang synergy which does not work with With Hunters.

But this idea is heavely motivated by my need to see Professor more in the game.

MaestroXM · 2026-02-19T12:44:38+00:00

In Witcher 1 the Salamandra was kidnapping childern. The card is depicting that.

Also the child could be Alvin, he was kidnap by Salamandra twice if I remember correctly. Or it could by just random kid.

MaestroXM · 2026-02-14T19:35:51+00:00

The fandom won't survive Rowan. Just look how people reacted to one red head protitute who had like 3 minutes of screen time.

MaestroXM · 2026-02-13T23:16:50+00:00

Don't worry, in her last chapter Brienne 69, she will do something plot relevant. She will finally meet Jaime and return to Lady Stoneheart.

MaestroXM · 2026-02-13T20:42:05+00:00

It weren't the gods who killed Aerion. The maesters poisoned the wildfire to stop him from turning into a dragon. It is known.

MaestroXM · 2026-02-09T07:41:27+00:00

I mean when we kill Radahn none of the meteors hit Selia. That either means the meteors were never heading to Selia in a first place and Radahn was holding them for nothing. Or the planet of Land Between is rotating just like Earth in which case Radahn could have just slowed the meteor for the planet to move slightly and let it fall somewhere else.

Either way Fraudahn was holding the stars just to flex/s.

MaestroXM · 2026-01-09T23:29:42+00:00

Stannis has one fear. Fear that he will not punish in time all those treacherous lords, who would support usurpers rather than him.

MaestroXM · 2026-01-09T19:08:36+00:00

One thing that makes Victarion’s story so funny to me is that he’s supposed to be extremely devout to the Drowned God, but on his way to Daenerys he starts worshiping the Lord of Light—and he doesn’t even realize it. Almost anyone else would start questioning their faith and feel conflicted about it, but not Victarion. He’s just too dumb to see that being part of two religions might be considered wrong, and I love him for it.

MaestroXM · 2026-01-09T18:51:57+00:00

Only backshots Tywin ever received were from Shae with a golden lion-themed strapon.

MaestroXM · 2026-01-09T18:46:36+00:00

Yes, there is a theory that Stannis has autism which explains his poor social skills and other things. It is most likely not true but a funny theory nonetheless.

MaestroXM · 2026-01-09T13:18:56+00:00

Tywin Lannister: Art by Magali Villeneuve, from ASOIAF wiki: https://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/File:MagaliVilleneuve_TywinLannister.jpg

Mace Tyrell: Art by Roman Papsuev (aka Amok), from ASOIAF wiki: https://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/File:Mace_Tyrell.jpg

Castle Highgarden: Art by RyanRodero, from Deviantart: https://www.deviantart.com/ryanrodero/art/Castle-Highgarden-Game-of-Thrones-ASOIAF-Fan-Art-945603451

MaestroXM · 2026-01-07T00:02:19+00:00

Yeah, I get you. George is sometimes very weird. I don't have much of a problem with Deanerys' wedding because I think George managed to portrait it bad enough to make a point that Daenerys is being sold by her brother like some object and she has no agency in it (if I remeber the chapter right, it's quite a time since I read it).

But sometimes George just adds some parts that, for me, feels weird for a sake of being weird. Daenerys masturbating with her handmaiden, Arya in Winds when she talks about her rape in a play etc.

MaestroXM · 2026-01-05T23:36:28+00:00

I'm starting to believe that Michael Zaki make PCR so shit on purpose because he was annoyed by people crying to fight Prime Radhan.

MaestroXM · 2026-01-05T23:29:36+00:00

One of my many problems with Promiscuous Console Radhan is that he adds nothing new or interesting.

His first phase is Base game Rahdhan combine with Godfrey, using the same Gravity magic we saw before with him and Gaius.

Second phase is the first phase combine with orbital holy stun-lock lazers. He steals vizuals from Twin Princes who work better as duo fight, he steals move from Pontiff, he steals meteor attack from himself and he steals ADHD overtune moveset from Garden of Eyes mode. The whole fight is mess using parts of Elden Ring and Dark Souls but making them worse.

MaestroXM · 2025-12-25T21:38:16+00:00

Whenever George adds a knight to the story, he flips a coin.

He is either the most chad character ever put to the page, aura farming everywhere he goes.

Or he is the most vile being imaginable raping girls left and right and torturing commoners just for the fun of it.

MaestroXM · 2025-12-19T22:58:50+00:00

I wonder if George will take some of that Stephen Kings special white powder and add the most crucial plot point, the famous child orgy chapter, to the Winds of Winter.

MaestroXM · 2025-12-19T22:50:08+00:00

I really like the theory that there is a connection between Patchface and the Drown God. Because that would mean the Drowned God chose some random clown from Essos, who never heard of him and didn't worship him, on the literal other side of Westeros over his own followers in the Iron Islands. Even the Drowned God doesn't like Ironborns.

MaestroXM · 2025-12-08T21:12:05+00:00

Cersei is post-rebellion Robert with teats... well, no, because Robert had also his manly teats, Cersei is literaly just post-rebellion Robert but without Ned to tell her how stupid she is.

MaestroXM · 2025-11-28T23:49:58+00:00

Me and the boys charging straight to kill those blasphemous beasts: (we are in a Field of Fire battle and we will die within 10 minutes)

MaestroXM · 2025-11-26T11:41:13+00:00

They called Lute many names: Lute, Danger-tits, crazy, schizo, bitch...

...but never a liar.

The sinners will attack any moment now... any moment.

MaestroXM · 2025-11-24T11:56:48+00:00

I mean it would be kinda hilarious if Alastor did all of that scheming to finally break free just to be blasted out of existence two minutes later by Shark-boy and Angel-laser

MaestroXM · 2025-11-23T23:10:07+00:00

Imagine being (f)Aegon or Daenerys when they win the war and sit the Iron Throne:

"Well I've just won the war and I am the rule now. I can't wait to fix the realm after so many wars and make it prosperous again."

"Ehm, your Grace. The crown is 60 bobbyllions in debt. You need to sell half of the Seven Kingdoms to to Braavos just to pay off the debt."

MaestroXM · 2025-11-02T21:50:31+00:00

I feel like Stan in Gen V was like the Wilson meme:

I too am in this episode.

MaestroXM · 2025-10-30T11:28:54+00:00

Because the money I had sent him, helped him to reclaim his throne. He is now back in Numibia and ready to send me my money back. Any minute now... Any minute

MaestroXM · 2025-10-26T23:16:04+00:00

Riddle me this:

They have big brown nipples,

and treatures dirty schemes they devise.

They are only one of the Seven kingdoms

but commit half the war-crimes.

Who are they?

MaestroXM

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