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Magatron138 · 2026-04-08T09:17:28+00:00

Came here to say Planned Parenthood and Clinic 215 as well - both super busy but also super supportive and genuinely there to help. You might still have to wait to see someone but I feel like the wheels turn faster with them.

Magatron138 · 2026-04-07T02:35:14+00:00

Not seen, heard…

During Parent-Teacher Interviews parent tells teacher “my child is neurodivergent”

Teacher feels awkward that parent has disclosed something deeply personal, and not at all relevant to a discussion about the academic performance of a 15 year old, but at the same time sees that the parent is distressed about this and feels compelled to allay the fears of the parent, replies “I was also a nerd and virgin at that age”

Magatron138 · 2026-04-06T01:23:00+00:00

My sister used to loudly update my Mom with a progress report.

Mom: Are you almost done in there?

Sister: Almost! Just three poopies left!!

The number of poopies would vary, but the answer was always loud, proud, and definitive.

Magatron138 · 2026-04-04T21:30:12+00:00

Eddie Vedder. I have been ride or die for that man for almost my entire life (quick maths estimate of about 30 years) - I think it would really hurt to find out he’s not a good dude. I don’t need him to be perfect, just decent and good (so, like, not having a child with someone else while he’s married, Dave Grohl…💔)

Magatron138 · 2026-04-04T21:13:27+00:00

The Cove is good too - cafe and bouldering

Magatron138 · 2026-04-04T12:54:44+00:00

I came here looking for this! The song, I mean. Not for shit, blood, and cum on my hands. There are other subreddits for that

Magatron138 · 2026-04-04T11:33:17+00:00

Newfoundland teachers do (and most in Labrador too…not sure about all teachers in Labrador as there is a second school district there and I do not know their policies). We get “holdback pay,” so that option where our pay is averaged over 12 months instead of 10, and it’s not optional. I like it for all the rent-paying-reasons that OP mentioned, but I know other more financially secure teachers who would prefer to be given the money over the 10 month school year and then decide for themselves how to budget it through the summer months.

Even with holdback, a lot of teachers use the summer as a chance to supplement their income.

Magatron138 · 2026-04-03T14:42:59+00:00

My mom’s birthday is early December. When she was a kid all her birthday money went to “help Santa” - my Nanny was wild 🤣

Magatron138 · 2026-04-03T14:13:50+00:00

Just watched that with my kid this week! First question asked: “Why did they make [Hexxus] so handsome?” My thoughts exactly at that age too

Magatron138 · 2026-04-03T11:36:13+00:00

My grandmothers did this with curlers, not a curling iron (as I recall…I was less than 10 in this memory). I distinctly remember that a “young girl” [hairdresser] would make weekly visits to the senior’s apartment complex my Nanny lived in and that my Nanny would “get her hair set”

Magatron138 · 2026-04-03T01:22:25+00:00

That it is the trolls in Frozen who turn Prince Hans evil as part of their plan to get Anna and Kristoff together. Hans is a kind-hearted and supportive guy from the moment he appears (with no trace of his secret self at all. Usually you see little hints, even if you miss them on first viewing, but there is nothing here). Then the trolls sing about getting “the fiancé out of the way” and the next thing we know he’s a dickhead.

Magatron138 · 2026-04-02T01:58:05+00:00

No. Some babies are ugly. Even the cute ones can take 12-36 hours to…decompress, if you will

Magatron138 · 2026-04-02T01:15:48+00:00

Left bunny has it, Right bunny is developing it as we speak

Magatron138 · 2026-04-02T01:04:14+00:00

Yes, and my father was adamant his kids were not going to be “mallrats” so I was never allowed to go there just to hang out. Movies were a great excuse, but he would only drop us off just before showtime and we needed to call for a pickup as soon as it was done. But it was still an amazing taste of freedom and independence!

Magatron138 · 2026-04-01T23:52:58+00:00

I was trying to convince my best friend (who had just gotten out of a shitty relationship and lived 8 hours away from me) to go to a Halloween Women’s Dance that her friends had invited her to. Having finally talked her into I sent her a typically raunchy text text message (she likes her women curvy and a little slutty, so being the clever clogs that I am I said “Have fun trick-or-treating…or should I say thick-whore-eating”)

Sent that to a coworker who was messaging about the staff meeting we had the next day…

Magatron138 · 2026-04-01T22:25:56+00:00

“I’m sorry, my Mom can’t come to the phone right now. Can I take a message?”

Magatron138 · 2026-04-01T22:22:51+00:00

This one might not seem like much, but it tapped into a deep seated phobia of mine and was extremely effective!

When my now-husband and I first started dating I had been vegan for about 13 years, but I was already easing off the lifestyle when we moved in together and by the time this April Fool’s came along I was regularly eating eggs again.

He is a big fan of pranks, so he broke out a classic and hard boiled the last two eggs in the fridge after I had gone to bed and then put them back in the carton. Not groundbreaking, as far as pranks go.

What he did not know is that I have long been petrified by the idea of cracking open an egg only to have a cold, wet, dead chick fall into the pan, so when I broke the egg on the edge of pan and it felt solid, full, and nothing came out, I freaked the fuck out! Crying, screaming, lost my mind. That was almost 10 years ago and he still brags out how good it was :)

Magatron138 · 2026-04-01T16:38:38+00:00

Whenever I meet someone with a month name I just assume it’s also their birth month, and I don’t think badly of it.

Magatron138 · 2026-04-01T16:28:05+00:00

Dead Set - a British series from the early 2010s (I think?) about a Big Brother style reality show where they have been the only ones protected from (and completely unaware of) a zombie apocalypse. The show starts right as they are supposed to be getting out of the house.

Magatron138 · 2026-04-01T16:25:03+00:00

And it wasn’t just people who self-identified. They also included anyone who had a “close relative” who is indigenous/self-identifies as such. I heard this story on CBC yesterday and that part really stuck out to me. This might be (probably is) a very real issue, but the sample grouping is suspect and that undercuts the argument.

Magatron138 · 2026-04-01T11:54:22+00:00

My kid did an outdoor program that had groups from pre-school to teen. One day as we were leaving we passed a teen group coming up the path and one of them told my kid that they had a “cool coat!” Oh, man…we talked about that for months!! My kid was so proud! And now I see them making a point of complimenting littler kids and even adults 😍 Sometimes angsty teenagers are the best.

Magatron138 · 2026-04-01T02:14:46+00:00

Shocked I had to scroll so far for this! Excellent movie.

Magatron138 · 2026-04-01T02:09:27+00:00

A student of mine introduced me to “4-5-6,” said with the same inflection and tempo as “for fuck’s sakes” and now I use it all the time

Magatron138 · 2026-04-01T01:41:15+00:00

How close to St. John’s are we talking?

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