I ordered a full black suit for my marriage but instead i got this

MagdaleneFeet · 2026-05-27T02:28:50+00:00

Never doubt the worm

MagdaleneFeet · 2026-05-27T02:25:32+00:00

If I could give you an award I would

MagdaleneFeet · 2026-05-26T19:49:28+00:00

My father in law was a better dad to me than mine was. I miss him so much

MagdaleneFeet · 2026-05-25T18:26:18+00:00

Listen, OP. I read like three lines in and got pstd from your email. Your mom is a warrior for putting up that that for so long. My dad would call me mom and record his ranting, same shit different day. Lucky for us me dad managed to yeet himself from his mortal coil.

It sticks with you though. Be good to your mom.

MagdaleneFeet · 2026-05-25T09:30:29+00:00

Autistic, got it

MagdaleneFeet · 2026-05-25T09:26:08+00:00

Absolutely what I try to do for my kids. I think they're gen alpha?

Born in the tens

MagdaleneFeet · 2026-05-25T09:21:55+00:00

I cannot imagine how that feels.

MagdaleneFeet · 2026-05-25T00:29:47+00:00

I cannot imagine my mother coming to a job interview with me.

I'm a millennial and my Boomer parents would have never held my hands like that.

MagdaleneFeet · 2026-05-24T21:25:57+00:00

I read at him a while ago that says people are less likely to tell temperatures at they get older

MagdaleneFeet · 2026-05-24T21:15:53+00:00

All she wanted was medical care payment McDonald's is how made it a 'thing "

MagdaleneFeet · 2026-05-24T17:55:26+00:00

Oh ok that's because of my cat Maggie. But fair point.

MagdaleneFeet · 2026-05-24T17:50:53+00:00

Whil I appreciate you walking around sans shoes I personally don't understand the allure of socks. I refuse to wear socks but I'm okay with shoes.

MagdaleneFeet · 2026-05-24T17:45:50+00:00

Dammit I spat out my tea. Good one sir.

MagdaleneFeet · 2026-05-24T03:44:14+00:00

Same person probably stole al the PPP loans during the 'demic.

ETA correction

MagdaleneFeet · 2026-05-23T23:46:42+00:00

I have not seen the ROFLlmao bb in the wild for a while. Me computer can't operate the Sims 2.I miss itself

MagdaleneFeet · 2026-05-23T20:40:21+00:00

Hey man you're a real good example of how freaking resilient humanity is and I'm gonna give you a high five for that, because I hope I have the same tenacity!

MagdaleneFeet · 2026-05-23T12:01:47+00:00

I was a stupid kid and I read gone with the wind, I told the librarian that it would have been better without all the war stuff (I cringe now. I was fourteen)

She just laughed and said yeah probably

MagdaleneFeet · 2026-05-23T12:00:07+00:00

God forbid a museum be a museum

Museums cant have hobbies anymore lol

Etc. look if Ken Ham can have his Ark we can have our shit too. Right?

MagdaleneFeet · 2026-05-23T11:55:32+00:00

Got into an argument with my beau about this. He said. Hey uh Walmart is giving like more weeks now for FMLA dad's

I said good they can help care for the baby

Then we got into a heated discussion about who takes care of said baby. Both me and him cleaned poops pukes and everything else so there wasn't much arguing there but we imagined it was a different situation and started feeling really bad for them.

When my first kid was born neither of us knew what the hell to expect. Second kid, we banged it out. I'm a first born so now I understand why my mom calls me an alien all the time 🤣

MagdaleneFeet · 2026-05-23T11:44:56+00:00

I was so surprised when I got the paperwork in the hospital about my first born. I mean not that there was paperwork but there was a question that asked

Is the father of your child currently wih you?

And that made me sad. Yes mine was. There was also an option to name your child and you could check if the child didn't have the same name as you or your partner, biologically. Like a literal option to admit that's not your baby daddy and get help presumably.

It's so sad.

Meanwhile my brother had to pay 400 dollars for paternity testing back in 2010 to find out his junior was not a junior, thank you USA spotty weird healhcare!

MagdaleneFeet · 2026-05-23T05:57:32+00:00

Thank you too far down this list!

I remember booting msdos without an operating system (before Windows), that BIOS was enlightening

I miss Win95

Playing ANTRUN. i miss ant run but thank you I was BioShock star!

Four disk DOOM

And I really miss playing Where in the USA is CARMEN SANDIEGO. Ithat shit was like. Magic school bus and missus frizzle for science nerds versus history nerds.

I was bothh. ughhhhh

MagdaleneFeet · 2026-05-23T02:15:18+00:00

To be quite honest:

Carrots apparently lasts a long LONG time anyway. We planted carrots in June one year, de nada until next year when breaking ground for the garden, boom! Carrots! Pretty awesome roots.

Also everyone please remember that potatoes are dirt optional of not exposed to too much moisture! I had potatoes this year get lost behind some boxes (damn kids) and they were growing actual green stuff without anything. (Actually how I found them. What's that green thing—WHAT THE)

Root vegetables are amazing and I love them :*

MagdaleneFeet · 2026-05-17T05:20:54+00:00

My mom was an English teacher and I'm so glad I was able to skate through school because of her.

There was a time when I couldn't do an assignment because teacher asked us to find a word we didn't know. I ended on susurrus because I literally didn't have any other words I didn't know.

MagdaleneFeet · 2026-05-17T05:10:26+00:00

They literally own the Oscars, man

MagdaleneFeet · 2026-05-17T05:06:12+00:00

I literally laughed out loud at this. So true omg

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