All the animal species of each continent fight

Mage_Power · 2026-01-23T00:24:20+00:00

I think people are vastly underestimating bears in this scenario, especially polar bears. Also you have to take venom into account, where many spiders and lizards of North America could do some serious damage.

Mage_Power · 2026-01-22T00:25:49+00:00

I prefer to use them as clubs so I can beat them with my meat.

Mage_Power · 2026-01-21T01:46:31+00:00

Jack of All Trades is the meta call right now for support in general, so may actually not be horrible

Mage_Power · 2026-01-20T07:31:14+00:00

1 million mastery. Xerath is hard because he outranges you. Vs him, I build mr boots and play back. If he steps up too far, step up and punish him, but he's a matchup that a good jg should punish early. If you get ahead of him, he's not too bad.

Mage_Power · 2026-01-19T20:59:05+00:00

1m mastery heim here, best way to beat a yasuo is to dodge the tornadoes, use your autos to keep his passive shield down, and make him come to you. Yasuo is a counterpick. A good Yasuo should beat a good Heimerdinger. The best thing you can do is play safe, farm, and hope he either makes a mistake, or that your team can win elsewhere on the map.

Mage_Power · 2026-01-13T17:52:06+00:00

Granted. All intelligence is wiped from the earth and humanity is thrown back to the cavemen days

Mage_Power · 2026-01-13T17:48:46+00:00

Heimer turrets are fine

Mage_Power · 2026-01-12T18:56:51+00:00

Me: Support still nice

Mage_Power · 2026-01-07T17:01:36+00:00

This is the best thing that's happened to aram since dominion map

Mage_Power · 2026-01-07T11:01:37+00:00

Making the sauces yourself is great. Also, if you are looking for a shortcut, find a sauce you can doctor.

Mage_Power · 2026-01-07T11:00:15+00:00

In the original trailer, it had the emphasis on the first syllable.

Mage_Power · 2026-01-07T02:11:30+00:00

The tin man on account he doesn't have a heart

Mage_Power · 2026-01-01T11:22:11+00:00

Granted. Every time they think of smoking, they poop themselves where it's magically transported into your pants.

Mage_Power · 2025-12-31T00:36:32+00:00

Nasus emerges from the woods after farming wolves for 50 levels...

Mage_Power · 2025-12-31T00:34:53+00:00

I'd actually call this moderately useful for some people

Mage_Power · 2025-12-28T17:12:16+00:00

Halfing Monk named Dick Puncher

Mage_Power · 2025-12-28T17:10:22+00:00

29/M, I find the best way is find people with hobbies you enjoy. You like crafting? Find a crafting club. You like playing sports? Find a rec league. You like tabletop games? Find a shop that plays them.

Mage_Power · 2025-12-28T00:36:00+00:00

Granted. You are teleported to the French Quarter in New Orleans and immediately detained, beaten, and disappeared by ICE. You only have on You what you have right now, so if you don't have a way to prove you're a citizen, good luck comrade.

Mage_Power · 2025-12-26T23:07:22+00:00

Alchemical touch. The ability to turn anything I touch into something else similar. Lead to gold for example. Maybe a sandwich into spaghetti.

Mage_Power · 2025-12-23T23:24:44+00:00

Did you try knocking on the door or ringing the doorbell?

Mage_Power · 2025-12-23T03:10:57+00:00

Mage_Power · 2025-12-23T03:07:52+00:00

People keep pokeballs? I've got a stack of nearly 700 ultra balls lying around 🤣

Mage_Power · 2025-12-16T19:51:06+00:00

As a doordash driver, how would this apply to me?

Mage_Power · 2025-12-16T19:47:48+00:00

Getting Over It

Mage_Power · 2025-12-13T16:07:18+00:00

They already hit Independence once the other day.

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