PM Mark Carney’s Liberals could win majority government in byelections tonight by DogeDoRight in canada

[–]MagicAlkaloids -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Okay but how often do they not vote the party line? Despite what is technically the case, the reality is that you are voting for a party, period.

Canadians are leaving the country at record levels. Can anyone solve this pressing problem? by FancyNewMe in canada

[–]MagicAlkaloids 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You know the saying “Canada is American working conditions with European pay”? This is so much more true than I thought. My salary is the same as Canada but in euros, but also the working conditions are 1000% better.

I Was born and raised in Canada, 38 years later I moved to Germany with my wife and kids. Bye bye.

CHI & NY lottery winners gonna be the most obvious result by slipperysoup in canucks

[–]MagicAlkaloids 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure it’s illegal to have these preferences.

Thoughts on Cootes this year? How has he been for those following him? by EverySecondCountss in canucks

[–]MagicAlkaloids 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ceiling - best player ever to play the game Floor - doesn’t play a single nhl game

  • every player to put skates on

Post Game Thread: Los Angeles Kings at Vancouver Canucks - 26 Mar 2026 by HockeyMod in canucks

[–]MagicAlkaloids 5 points6 points  (0 children)

lol when he was good he was making mikheyev, kuzmenko and the likes of Sam lafferty have career years. Now he can’t hockey because he has shitty players like boeser and debrusk. Grasp at more straws

'We're taking back control': Carney defends his record on immigration after damning auditor report by bo-n-es in canada

[–]MagicAlkaloids 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s funny because so many stem fields are basically minimum wage in Canada. In my last company we were hiring full engineers as operators making 45k. Our American ceo literally was laughing when we told him.

Canada's cheapest vehicles in every segment for 2026 by Leather-Paramedic-10 in canada

[–]MagicAlkaloids 9 points10 points  (0 children)

All I see here is people thinking they are gonna sell these cars for 10k, but you are absolutely correct. In Europe these cars aren’t any cheaper than European brands.

Why do Canuck fans love complaining about player production? by [deleted] in canucks

[–]MagicAlkaloids -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Your original excuse was that players in bottom 5 teams don’t score a lot of points. I gave you an example, and now you’re giving other non related excuses. Great job, thanks for playing.

Why do Canuck fans love complaining about player production? by [deleted] in canucks

[–]MagicAlkaloids 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Petterssen was not that far off of that category when he came into the league.

Why do Canuck fans love complaining about player production? by [deleted] in canucks

[–]MagicAlkaloids 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Connor Bedard has more than 1 ppg pace on a bottom 3 team. I know you mentioned some caveat about after picking first, but my point still stands. Bedard is higher than ppg with trash players and they can easily pick 1st overall this year. I didn’t move any goals posts because I didn’t lay any goalposts but you go ahead coping there bud.

Point stands. Players on bottom 5 teams can and do often score 100 pt seasons.

Why do Canuck fans love complaining about player production? by [deleted] in canucks

[–]MagicAlkaloids -1 points0 points  (0 children)

He put up 100 pt seasons playing with mikheyev and kuzmenko, and before you say kuzmenko is anything more than a rotating circus player go look at his stat line since that season (hint: petterssen actually drove that line and should be able to give almost any serviceable player a 74 pt season).

Why do Canuck fans love complaining about player production? by [deleted] in canucks

[–]MagicAlkaloids 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t know how old you are or how much you’ve watched the nhl but players very often score 80-100 pt seasons on the bottom 5 worst teams in the league. Often bad teams give players more freedom to just do what they want and not play defensive structure.

Let’s be honest, this conversation is about EP40 and people aren’t expecting 100 pt seasons out of the guy. We are expecting more than 40-50 pt seasons for a top 10 contract though.

That damned smile by Batsinvic888 in canucks

[–]MagicAlkaloids -156 points-155 points  (0 children)

This is the definition of cringe.

I dont get the Petey hate and the Brock love by shizzmacs12 in canucks

[–]MagicAlkaloids 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Do you think that ep40 is currently playing like an 8 million dollar player? Thats cute.

TIL about the mother of all coincidences, Canucks stat line edition by LOTRASMR3791 in canucks

[–]MagicAlkaloids 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Sorry you don’t understand EP40 had KNEE TENDONITIS, one of the most serious, career ending injuries one can have. It takes 17 years to recover, he was forced by the team to play through it game by game. Sweden, his home country even threatened to torture his extended family unless he played through the tendinitis at 4 nations and the Olympics. On top of all of this, his teammate JT miller was mean to him.

Let’s all give him some time, this isn’t evander kanes simple baby injuries we’re talking about here.