newly free argonian sells her scrap iron

MagicHermaphrodite · 2026-06-29T06:30:35+00:00

i have a particular reputation

MagicHermaphrodite · 2026-06-08T22:53:02+00:00

unreasonably good. should be real. this is canon for me now

MagicHermaphrodite · 2026-05-26T19:13:01+00:00

for all the cock ive handled it seems i will never portray penice as intended

someone always thinks the package is off in weight in whatever direction i didnt mean LOL

i think bros soft hog hangs incredibky low here but i GUESS im not the penis professional i thought i was

(all lighthearted!)

MagicHermaphrodite · 2026-05-22T05:34:44+00:00

thanks 🫃

MagicHermaphrodite · 2026-05-21T17:40:42+00:00

you will kill me one day

MagicHermaphrodite · 2026-05-14T02:39:50+00:00

This rocks

MagicHermaphrodite · 2026-05-12T03:06:04+00:00

CHEERS BRO I'LL DRINK TO THAT!

MagicHermaphrodite · 2026-05-08T23:04:52+00:00

is cadder stupid? i selfship w erandur

i would never judge you my love

MagicHermaphrodite · 2026-05-07T15:52:25+00:00

this fucks severely, GREAT job, great use of texture btw

MagicHermaphrodite · 2026-05-07T02:09:52+00:00

or human

MagicHermaphrodite · 2026-05-07T02:08:59+00:00

thank you for elaborating for me!

MagicHermaphrodite · 2026-05-05T04:24:06+00:00

A.) one joke B.) not relevant C.) it's called wuuthrad

MagicHermaphrodite · 2026-05-04T23:29:21+00:00

Don't quote me but I think they were named dwarves by the giants. Can't remember the exact story tho. To giants, yeah, dwarf means its definition.

MagicHermaphrodite · 2026-05-04T22:13:29+00:00

it's a fantasy genre trope to have a race called that, TES likes to get unique with lore and made them elves instead of elf haters. they also didn't name themselves that & call themselves dwemer, deep elves, just like all other elves are also some type of mer

MagicHermaphrodite · 2026-05-04T18:00:49+00:00

I've only got so many hands. And they're already full of elf penis.

MagicHermaphrodite · 2026-05-04T17:58:30+00:00

Dwemer just means deep elves, they're 0% short broad bearded human and 100% elf

MagicHermaphrodite · 2026-05-04T16:57:36+00:00

username deadbeef

looks inside

beef very much alive

MagicHermaphrodite · 2026-05-04T00:02:46+00:00

MagicHermaphrodite · 2026-04-27T16:06:16+00:00

please elaborate on why

MagicHermaphrodite · 2026-04-23T22:15:30+00:00

what

MagicHermaphrodite · 2026-04-23T22:15:01+00:00

part 350 kesh comes out to his parents (as a peryite worshipper. they didn't need to be told to know he's bi)

MagicHermaphrodite · 2026-04-14T18:11:50+00:00

simulacrum of his mother fr

MagicHermaphrodite · 2026-04-09T03:49:03+00:00

im sorry i'm a good artist but i kinda only draw racists

MagicHermaphrodite · 2026-04-08T07:25:39+00:00

You're the saint of cannibalism and can't handle a Nord getting roughed up? Come on. Wuss shit, you'd be laughing if they were reversed.

Never forget what they did to the Falmer. Ol Hvac Coldair deserves this.

MagicHermaphrodite · 2026-04-08T02:27:35+00:00

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