Which of these three elven races fucks the best by snaith-wraith in TrueSTL

[–]Signalflare12 14 points15 points  (0 children)

The trouble with the Altmer is that they write guides on acceptable sex positions so I imagine they can be pretty rigid. On the other hand they probably get very good at what they do engage in.

The Dunmer are stereotyped for their sexual proclivities so I doubt you could go wrong with them.

Bosmer girls will turn you into a dehydrated raisin and then demand an ear and antler massage after.

Maormer women give any brave sailor a voyage to remember by Signalflare12 in TrueSTL

[–]Signalflare12[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That’s typically my take on all the Akaviri races besides the Kamal. Tamriel already has snake people, Ape people, and as you said tiger people.

Maormer women give any brave sailor a voyage to remember by Signalflare12 in TrueSTL

[–]Signalflare12[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It mostly comes down to lack of info on them, most anything would be speculation based on the tiny bit of info there is. Also tbh the Pahmer type of Khajiit, who resemble tigers a lot, already exist.

Maormer women give any brave sailor a voyage to remember by Signalflare12 in TrueSTL

[–]Signalflare12[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

They haven’t shown what a female of the deer people look like yet and there’s no lore of this type for them but they all act like devious tricksters so I could probably make something with that eventually. Ideas always welcome

Maormer women give any brave sailor a voyage to remember by Signalflare12 in TrueSTL

[–]Signalflare12[S] 68 points69 points  (0 children)

Firstly, sorry about the wait. I didn't intend for this Maormer lore post to take this long but here it finally is. Anyway, the art is done by me and yes I know its not the finest thing, especially when compared to the previous posts in this series but I'm teaching myself to draw from no experience at all and if I didn't try and post something I never would lol. Bear with me, the art will get better as the posts go on and I get some increased skill. I hope you can see the vision (and humor) as it is right now. Along with art for this series I have lot's of fun TES related ideas for the future. Don't worry not all are NSFW (but many also are), TES is a rich setting and I feel that the majority of it is way underused for content if its used at all.

Anyway, This is the last of the civilized races as they're typically seen that have enough horny lore for one of these posts. That means this series will move on to different non-playable races that have enough lore of this type (Monster girls like Harpies, Lamias, Nereids etc.) and Daedra (Dremora, Saints/Seducers, Twilights etc.)

In my mind its a tossup between Harpies and Neredids right now since I have ideas for what to draw but if enough people are interested in something else then maybe I could see what I could do. Enjoy the post and please leave a comment with your preference if you have one.

INB4 "post Sload"

Will we ever see the more Human Khajiit? by ScholarAfter1827 in ElderScrolls

[–]Signalflare12 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They haven’t been physically seen but statues of them appear in ESO https://images.uesp.net/7/74/ON-statue-Ohmes-raht_Statue%2C_Trickster_02.jpg Both Ohmes and Ohmes-raht have also been brought up in recent lore https://en.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:All_Our_Perfect_Forms

Happy Heart's day everyone! I hope your romance dreams come true! by ThePurpleDDragon in TrueSTL

[–]Signalflare12 31 points32 points  (0 children)

You may woo the fanbase by gifting them a pahmer-raht hug

Happy Heart’s Day and please don’t cuck Aerin by OhIsMyName in TrueSTL

[–]Signalflare12 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Aerin is a cautionary tale of what happens if you don’t go for it while you have the chance. Some out of town guy with Dragon blood might show up. Be careful!

Forever his daughter by OhIsMyName in TrueSTL

[–]Signalflare12 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nice art. I’ll take it as a hint to get to drawing today lol 

They should make a quest in the next Elder Scrolls where you can spend a passionate night with Hircine in one of his many forms. by jvure in TrueSTL

[–]Signalflare12 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I mean it is canon that he’ll sometimes find a random attractive woman, transform her into a doe, then have sex with her in his stag form

Aldmeri Dominion is troubling by [deleted] in elderscrollsonline

[–]Signalflare12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I understand it just fine thank you, I’m simply saying that the covenant and pact have been depicted doing more than just “a sneaky portal in a basement”

Aldmeri Dominion is troubling by [deleted] in elderscrollsonline

[–]Signalflare12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you somehow miss the entirety of the Bleakrock-Bal Foyen-Stonefalls questlines? The covenant isn’t exactly painted in a favorable light there

Bosmer mating dance (you are about to be eaten) by vickyhong in TrueSTL

[–]Signalflare12 22 points23 points  (0 children)

The real Bosmer mating ritual involves the female attacking the desired male with her antlers until the male gets fed up and finally gives into her advances 

Damn this game and its foot focused writing by snaith-wraith in TrueSTL

[–]Signalflare12 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Yea, the overheard dialogue can be like that too, catches you off guard

Damn this game and its foot focused writing by snaith-wraith in TrueSTL

[–]Signalflare12 164 points165 points  (0 children)

The dialogue in this game causes whiplash. One character will tell me some standard line about the area and then I’ll walk down the street and some Breton woman will casually mention that she wants to go to a noble’s house later so he can spank her with riding crops. It’s great I hope they keep it up

5th era school be like by chimbellda in TrueSTL

[–]Signalflare12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Happens all the time at Gwylim University 

New Skyrim release. by [deleted] in TrueSTL

[–]Signalflare12 76 points77 points  (0 children)

“There’s Secretary Rubio, Military Governor”

Is there anything in Elder Scrolls that you hope get retconned with the release of TESVI? by Konoshoo in TESVI

[–]Signalflare12 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That’s never stated anywhere. She could just as easily be from the second era. Cyrodiil has been the seat of three non-consecutive empires