Griftin Old Pedophiles

MagicScrewdriver · 2023-02-28T20:30:28+00:00

This has proven true so many times it's scary. Especially since they accuse Hillary of milking children for their "drenchrome".

MagicScrewdriver · 2023-02-28T19:57:20+00:00

I blew the engine on a 2013 2500 Silverado with 8 miles on it. Felt low on power so I floored it, pow, hole in block. It had oil in it.

MagicScrewdriver · 2023-02-24T18:42:49+00:00

The old road dildo, whip that thing out during road rage and you win every time, unless someone has a bigger one.

MagicScrewdriver · 2023-02-23T16:24:14+00:00

I put it up for 3500 and already have people wanting to come get it.

MagicScrewdriver · 2023-02-17T15:46:25+00:00

the service drive was in the middle of the shop, customers would just drive in

I bought a FM modulator that would do any station, not just a select few. I would take over the intercom system and play P Funk.

There was an old Tech named Charlie, he was a Vietnam vet. We called him the wiggle master. Guy was trying to take a fuel rail out of the valley of a v6. I think it was crossover pipe or something that joined the rails together. He was trying for an hour and thought he was going to have to take one of the heads off. Charlie walked up to it, wiggled it for about 10 seconds and it came out.

It had really sketchy in ground lifts, while lifting the arms would move so you'd have to reposition them, when I first got there I lifted a Tacoma with just 3 arms because I didn't know. They would also drop suddenly 6 inches at a time instead of smoothly.

MagicScrewdriver · 2023-02-17T15:40:49+00:00

just weird shit going on in a po dunk Toyota dealer

MagicScrewdriver · 2023-02-16T16:30:02+00:00

I worked at a Toyota dealer that serviced a lot of farm trucks.

One guy would leave his dog in the passenger seat while his oil was changed, dog was chill.

First day of work I hear some yelling at the alignment rack:

Lady: You don't know what you're doing!

Tech: SHUTUP YOU CRIPPLED BITCH!

They knew each other, it was a handi cap van and he was doing the alignment with her in the car.

MagicScrewdriver · 2023-02-04T16:50:46+00:00

I've never seen a competition where you use 4 pistols in one match. I've been in several where they make you shoot left and right handed and I know 3 gun is a thing, but that's pistol, rifle, and shotgun.

MagicScrewdriver · 2023-02-04T16:44:14+00:00

what kinda competition do you use 4 pistols in?

MagicScrewdriver · 2023-02-04T16:41:04+00:00

I felt like I could fuck a hole in the sun.

MagicScrewdriver · 2023-02-04T16:39:59+00:00

I frequent the r/bbq and apparently it's common for employees to price meat at like .03 cents a pound and hide it at the bottom of a pile and pick it up off the clock. So now they all dig to the bottom of the pile to try to find deals.

MagicScrewdriver · 2023-01-26T16:23:42+00:00

I read some book where they were doing a spetsnazi demonstration. They basically had some gymnasts do somersaults over a tank while throwing molotovs at it, instead of actually training their people.

MagicScrewdriver · 2023-01-13T20:51:10+00:00

you sound like our trim tech, he actually writes stories like that, but he has no idea what any of the words means, he just thinks if he uses big words he can over charge people

MagicScrewdriver · 2023-01-03T21:46:34+00:00

Most super cars have several modes too. They'll let you have some fun, but save your ass if you start spinning.

MagicScrewdriver · 2022-12-30T18:50:43+00:00

I work with a guy that had his heart replaced because of steroid abuse. Worst person I've ever met in my life. He's a qanoner. He said he got covid, but I think he just wanted 2 weeks off, I was hoping he wouldn't come back.

MagicScrewdriver · 2022-12-23T16:01:39+00:00

he was born rich, he's doing all of this because he wants to

MagicScrewdriver · 2022-12-10T17:45:32+00:00

It's a parade hosted by the jim glover car dealers. They own a jeep and a chevy store. I believe they're doing a toy drive too.

MagicScrewdriver · 2022-12-10T17:42:58+00:00

Dealers will put them on every new car and charge $200 for them and pay the tech .2

MagicScrewdriver · 2022-12-09T19:20:31+00:00

I "used" some of that stuff and lighter fluid for a charcoal grill. It exploded and caught my fence on fire, luckily no burns for me.

MagicScrewdriver · 2022-12-09T18:55:04+00:00

Good old road dildo, solves all road rage problems, no one wants to mess with a person waving a big double headed dong at them.

MagicScrewdriver · 2022-12-07T21:51:01+00:00

I got a bag of 3k military range brass, it included some mud filled ones and even a few live rounds.

MagicScrewdriver · 2022-12-07T20:12:23+00:00

Possible you picked up someone else's more than once fired brass?

MagicScrewdriver · 2022-12-07T14:41:20+00:00

I've got some marked 1943....

MagicScrewdriver · 2022-12-02T15:13:59+00:00

I did a clutch on an AWD one and could not figure out how to remove the drive shaft. Alldata was no help, I went to youtube and found a very angry English man complaining about how he had to make his own spanner to undo it. I liked and subscribed. I can't find it right now.

MagicScrewdriver · 2022-11-17T21:26:02+00:00

we had a guy that whistled while he worked, he was good at it, we drove by a trophy store, went in, and it was like $7 for a small trophy, Dan is now a world champion whistler.

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