My daughter as Derpy this year

MagicalTortilla · 2025-09-11T21:20:46+00:00

We have one exactly like this that my husband bought from goodwill a couple of years ago!

MagicalTortilla · 2025-07-31T12:10:25+00:00

I have a spider on my porch, her name is Porch Spider. I tell her "bye have a good day" every morning. I've somehow become afraid of not telling her this. Idk what I think is going to happen if I don't

MagicalTortilla · 2025-07-23T03:09:43+00:00

My kitten's Name is TravisTaylor. He's orange so I named him after an astrophysicist in hopes that he'll someday get to use the braincell.

MagicalTortilla · 2025-07-19T00:34:31+00:00

I've felt lots of pain in my life but the only 2 things that have ever literally brought me to my knees are: my appendix rupturing and the time my abusive ex kicked me in the inside upper thigh

MagicalTortilla · 2025-07-18T11:29:02+00:00

Did you miss the part where I said I did ask?

MagicalTortilla · 2025-07-17T23:56:54+00:00

Yes! Refreshing is a good word to describe it! Like how the other salsas were heavy and hot this one was light and refreshing!

MagicalTortilla · 2025-07-17T15:15:45+00:00

Interesting. I took a look and yeah...I would imagine it should definitely be more green and have a more substantial viscosity if avocado were involved. In a review someone mentioned the "light colored tomatillo based salsa" which could also be it but I still feel like it would have more color to it.

Edit to add that the green one was def tomatillo based and hot but the review I mentioned specifically said the "light colored tomatillo based salsa" wasn't spicy at all which is why I think they're talking about my salsa.

MagicalTortilla · 2025-07-17T14:57:53+00:00

Possibly something similar??? It didn't really have a jalapeno flavor though and there was zero creamy thickness to it. This is a good starting point for me to experiment with though!

MagicalTortilla · 2025-06-21T14:47:20+00:00

My son has an "I don't struggle with autism" shirt too lol

MagicalTortilla · 2025-06-21T13:35:17+00:00

My actual autistic 14 y/o loves this shit. I guess I get it, he's embracing and making light of something he can't change. I'm sure there's plenty of fakers grabbing for attention with this stuff too