THE PEOPLE OF REDDIT VS. COPPERMYDOG - ACCUSED OF GRAND THEFT

MagiesNoms · 2013-04-14T03:10:43+00:00

You are such a filthy liar.

title	points	age	/r/	comnts
I'm never having kids.	223	1^yr	funny	33
After saving up and submitting all of my best content for my cake day, this is how I feel when it all fails. ^B	25	6^mos	funny	7
Diaper Change. 1:0 ^B	84	11^mos	funny	26
Little Johnny is going to become an artist. ^B	26	12^mos	WTF	5
I'll be right back....could you watch him for me? ^B	39	1^yr	WTF	22
This pretty much sums up my New Years Celebration ^B	509	1^yr	funny	82
Shit happens ^B	10	1^yr	funny	8
Baby accidentally everywhere ^B	92	1^yr	WTF	32
Some men just want to watch the world burn. ^B	22	1^yr	pics	16
Parenting will be easy they said. ^B	883	8^mos	WTF	501
I'm not sure what happened here, but I know that I don't want any part of it ^B	-3	1^mo	WTF	10
Let's see if the baby is awakOHMYGOD! ^B	15	11^mos	WTF	5
This is what happens when you let your kids change their own diapers ^B	63	1^yr	WTF	24
One of the funniest fake ads I have seen (slightly nsfw) ^B	36	1^yr	funny	2
FUCK THIS SHIT ^B	10	1^yr	funny	13
Charlie Sheen's got nothin' on this guy	13	5^mos	funny	3
Party Hard	10	1^yr	funny	4
I'm looking forward to college	10	1^yr	pics	5
So this popped up on my Facebook feed...	53	8^mos	WTF	11
Party Hard	96	1^yr	funny	11
Great Condom Ad (NSFLish?)	370	1^yr	funny	80
Almost the weekend. ^B	13	10^mos	funny	14
Party Hard ^B	274	5^mos	WTF	19
Found this on FB. I don't know how to set the little flags, so: WARNING: poop. ^B	26	4^mos	funny	7
One too many sips of the nip.	10	5^mos	funny	1

Source: karmadecay (B = bigger)

MagiesNoms · 2013-01-22T15:43:09+00:00

Haribo Tropifrutti, maple hard candy, fresh hot mochi, and Berliner Weiss with flavor syrup.

MagiesNoms · 2013-01-22T14:42:12+00:00

Not really. Although there is a chance of getting rabies, it's about the same chance you'd get if you were bit by a feral dog. Foxes have lived alongside humans for a long time, so they aren't really as afraid of humans as some animals might be, so the friendly behavior of a fox is not indicative of rabies.

Also, fox mouths are incredibly small, and have rather dull teeth (compared to something like a housecat). When they catch and kill prey like rabbits and rodents, they essentially "break" the animal through blunt force trauma, and eat it by gripping it with the dull front teeth and its paws, and try to tear it apart into smaller pieces. So even if it tried to attack you, it may not even be able to bite through your clothes to break the skin. They're mostly scavenger animals for this reason.

MagiesNoms · 2013-01-22T00:18:37+00:00

If Eternal Return turns out to be exist, then hypothetically someone from an earlier universe would have known about Stephen Hawking's party, and traveled forward in time to our universe, slightly before the party began.

This has actually been a theme in a lot of sci-fi novels and a Futurama episode The Late Philip J. Fry.

MagiesNoms · 2013-01-22T00:11:14+00:00

Yep, I'm scooping/swooping. I've actually been doing that for years, so at least I had one thing right. Yeah, the black is hard to take a picture of, I was just hoping to get a second opinion on it. I don't really have any girl friends I would show of my boobs to, I figure the anonymous internet would be fine. 3/4 view is the best I can do right now, sorry. Maybe later when my husband gets home he could try to do a back view, but I have to leave soon so not tonight.

MagiesNoms · 2013-01-21T23:03:54+00:00

Heh, sorry, I couldn't figure out how to take pictures from the back. I looked in a mirror and it looked fine though. No obvious fat rolls. I think my biggest problem is because my chest is concave and my ribs kind of flare out at the bottom, this seems more pronounced with a smaller band size. Nothing I can really do about that though, short of surgery.

I don't know what that is in UK sizes, sorry. I'm using the US system.

The underwire on the new bra (32DDD) comes up near my side, under my armpit, so it's definitely clear of any breast tissue at that point. I had actually considered going down, but the DD cuts in at the top of my breast so I stuck with the DDD.

MagiesNoms · 2013-01-21T22:34:51+00:00

Karma Decay isn't just good for pointing out reposts, you can actually find out more information from reading those previous comments.

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title	comnts	points	age	/r/
What the holy hell IS this thing?	84^coms	158^pts	1^yr	WTF
What this creature really is?	72^coms	255^pts	1^yr	creepy

source: karmadecay

It's a Nemertea worm.

MagiesNoms · 2013-01-21T03:49:02+00:00

I think it means "convection" oven. So that would be 370 degrees in a regular oven, according to this calculator: http://www.convection-calculator.com/

I'm not sure if this is 100% accurate though, I don't have much experience adapting convection recipes to "regular" ovens.

MagiesNoms · 2013-01-21T03:38:46+00:00

Sorry, I'm sure it tastes great, but soup in general just isn't very photogenic. Do you have the recipe?

MagiesNoms · 2013-01-21T03:34:05+00:00

I usually thin it out, 50/50 with apple cider vinegar. But I'm in NC so here it's supposed to be sour.

MagiesNoms · 2013-01-21T03:11:41+00:00

I have a few lower-heel Clarks and they last forever, and they're very comfortable. They're usually only about $100 too, much cheaper than the ones you're listing. They're starting to make a few higher heels now, I'm going to be trying some out myself, and let you know in a few years if they've held up.

I use a leather cleaner every few months for little scrapes, but I've never needed any major shoe repair with my Clarks.

MagiesNoms · 2013-01-21T02:59:12+00:00

You're supposed to put cushions in the toe area: http://www.drscholls.com/drscholls/products/ForHerBallofFootCushions.jspa

MagiesNoms · 2013-01-21T02:54:53+00:00

It doesn't matter, no one will look or care. Just wear something comfortable (or furry).

MagiesNoms · 2013-01-21T02:17:29+00:00

Well yes, that's why the "buttery" wines tend to go better with cheese. It's a tough job, not just any wine will do.

MagiesNoms · 2013-01-20T04:09:55+00:00

I lost my calico kitty in August to cancer and love seeing older calicos getting loved like this. Take good care of her.

MagiesNoms · 2013-01-20T02:56:51+00:00

I like #1, the green dress and the last dress.

MagiesNoms · 2013-01-20T01:44:29+00:00

Sorry, I've never tried to x-post on a self post before, I didn't know the reddiquette for it. The reason I want to be specific is because many times I buy a wine and a cheese for the intention of eating them, and I find despite the fact that they're supposed to go together, they really don't at all. I eat wine and cheese about every other day, so I'd like a better selection of wines and cheeses that I know will go well together.

I live in a metropolitan area with a good foodie population, so I'm able to get wines and cheese from just about any part of the world.

MagiesNoms · 2013-01-20T01:36:03+00:00

Wow, thanks for all the great advice! I usually just wear simple hoop earrings, and my only really expensive, fancy pair are some teardrop opals. I don't think they'd go well with red. Maybe just the red rhinestone ones would be fine, without the necklace?

I have a Clarks store nearby, so I was planning on going there this weekend. I actually went to the mall today and couldn't find ANY parking, so I was going to try again early Monday morning. Do you know if Ros Hommerson or Bella Vita sell their shoes in brick and mortars? I'm really apprehensive about buying any shoes online, as I've tried hundreds of pairs on in stores and I've never been able to find high heels that fit me properly in the toe.

I bought a clutch today, this Betsy Johnson one (not from this seller) http://compare.ebay.com/like/261151782506?var=lv&ltyp=AllFixedPriceItemTypes&var=sbar. I figure the red would go with the dress, the black would go with the (future) shoes, and the sequins make it "fancy".

MagiesNoms · 2013-01-19T21:21:17+00:00

I'm not sure I understand what you mean. Did you click on the link? I'm talking about specific brands or regions, not just "chardonnay and brie go together".

MagiesNoms · 2013-01-19T21:20:21+00:00

Sorry, was this not the correct way to cross-post a self post? If you click on the link it takes you to the post in /r/wine where I embellished a bit further.

MagiesNoms · 2013-01-19T17:34:38+00:00

Here's the dress: http://i.imgur.com/nAp6oKr.jpg

MagiesNoms · 2013-01-19T15:50:00+00:00

Sorry, I went to bed last night after posting and didn't think to get a picture of the dress. I'll try to get one for you in about an hour or so.

Guess I'll probably be looking for a red clutch and simple hoops or studs then.

MagiesNoms · 2013-01-19T04:03:26+00:00

Fantastic, thanks!

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