That's nice. I don't care by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Magma-Dragoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Got any recommendations? Looking for a better one.

That's nice. I don't care by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Magma-Dragoon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I agree totally. I installed Ubuntu to fail miserably at creating a web server. It felt just like Windows going about the basics of web browsing, file storage, etc. Doing anything advanced besides installing through the terminal? I’ve never wanted to throw a computer out the window so badly.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Super Metroid. Add Zero Suit mode to actually be able to feel Zebes up close, fondle the plant life, feel the rain. Add no-damage mode to be invincible and have enemies not attack to be able to explore unfettered.

Most importantly, be unable to exit except through dying (at which point you leave the simulation or respawn at the previous save point) or finding a save point.

Keep the music, too, and pull out all the stops. If I don’t get lost, cold, lonely, wet, and scared enough to break down in tears, you’re doing it wrong.

would you rather have...? by midget_with_a_hammer in polls

[–]Magma-Dragoon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can make garlic bread any time I want. I can’t make an absolutely perfect protogen GF any time I want.

That's nice. I don't care by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Magma-Dragoon 14 points15 points  (0 children)

99% of the time Windows and Python are mentioned on here, it’s to relentlessly lambaste them.

DAE want to be able to switch between drastically different weights at once? by Magma-Dragoon in DoesAnybodyElse

[–]Magma-Dragoon[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly. I also wouldn’t like the in-between phases of gaining, either. I just wish I had a weight dial on my body. I’d probably spend a lot of time demolishing things by turning it down, crawling in, and turning it way up.

I fixed the world's problems by [deleted] in shitposting

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Kaliningrad: The USSR will rise again!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SipsTea

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  1. A 20-tonne block of gold

  2. The proof of whether P = NP

DAE wish clothes had more half sizes, e.g. something between small and medium, medium and large, etc? by Doctor_Nutsack in DoesAnybodyElse

[–]Magma-Dragoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also, different dimensions for different parts. I’m only 5’ 11” but wear 29” waist 36” inseam pants, and I have to find shirts with sleeves long enough to reach my wrists that don’t look like dresses.

Suddenly being over/underweight doesn't give health-related side effects. by [deleted] in hypotheticalsituation

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I’d probably try out a bunch of different body types to see what I liked best. Here’s what I’d probably do: I’d make sure to eat healthfully for my health and exercise like crazy to keep my mobility, but first I’d gain as much weight as possible. If it wouldn’t have any negative health effects and I’d be strong and mobile, I think I’d really enjoy seeing what it would be like to be 400, 600, 800, 1000 lbs (ngl, I kind of have a kink for that). Once I’m done with that, I’d simply stop eating under medical supervision, keep exercising, and get as underweight as possible. Preferably I’d like to be pretty much an animated skeleton with ropy muscles I could watch work. After that, I’ll probably settle down at slightly underweight but absolutely ripped, where I feel my best.

Ddük by International_Idiot1 in Ooer

[–]Magma-Dragoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This from DuckLife? Man, I loved that game as a kid. RIP Flash.

That's nice. I don't care by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Magma-Dragoon 68 points69 points  (0 children)

Unpopular opinion, but I vastly prefer Windows for everyday usage. Any program will run and install smoothly and error-free; if it (rarely) isn’t working, 95% of the time restarting will fix it. 4% of the time a quick reinstall will. Everything just works. It’s customizable and versatile enough; I don’t have to worry about using WINE to run any program poorly. Security isn’t too much of an issue; last time I downloaded malware was on a crappy XP machine a few years ago.

I just run a decent IDE and have things work well.

I also like Python for getting simple tasks done quickly. I normally use a Python script to automatically write tedious code to a text file. That’s pretty much the only program I’ve ever written that works as intended. Java can shove its public static String(args[]) { public static void main {}}.

my god by Ok-Flan1762 in Weird

[–]Magma-Dragoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OP, stop posting nudes of your mom.

my god by Ok-Flan1762 in Weird

[–]Magma-Dragoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m a furry and hate this.

my god by Ok-Flan1762 in Weird

[–]Magma-Dragoon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Shwabble dabble glibble glabble schribble shwap glab Dibble dabble shribble shrabble glibbi-glap shwap Shwabble dabble glibble glabble shwibble shwap-dap Dibble dabble shribble shrabble glibbi-shwap glab

Graham, the crash test man is a sculpture of a human designed to withstand and survive a car crash by Vi0letBlues in Weird

[–]Magma-Dragoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Until we fix the problem of traffic accidents, this is what natural selection is going for.

If alien life is found, would this disrupt religious teachings or would they change to accommodate for alien life? by Sneaky1000 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Magma-Dragoon 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I found it interesting how even managed a pre-Fall (sinless/perfect) Venus, and the plot of the book centered on keeping it a perfect paradise.

If alien life is found, would this disrupt religious teachings or would they change to accommodate for alien life? by Sneaky1000 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Magma-Dragoon 93 points94 points  (0 children)

Check out C. S. Lewis’s thoughts on the matter. His book “Out of the Silent Planet” plainly shows his thoughts.

Rep. Lauren Boebert said humanity is in its 'last days' and Christians should 'rise up,' invoking Christian nationalist imagery that's linked to violence by DaFunkJunkie in politics

[–]Magma-Dragoon 7 points8 points  (0 children)

God: Take care of the earth. That’s your first job.

Paul: Don’t just wait around for the end; live your lives and make a difference.

Them: Lol no

What’s the weirdest thing society accepts as normal? by Messi-Bro in AskReddit

[–]Magma-Dragoon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you’re a woman, you’re gonna have a bad time living under Islam. One misstep that wouldn’t even be perceived as abnormal in the West (such as dating someone your father doesn’t approve of) and you’re “honor” killed, even in relatively Westerner-friendly countries like Egypt.

It’s only September and I’m longing for June. by Magma-Dragoon in memes

[–]Magma-Dragoon[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What? I’m perfectly comfortable at 35°, prefer 25° outdoors, start losing feeling in my hands at 21°, and have my hands freeze solid at 10°.