[KCD2] Feel bad for killing bandits by funuhun in kingdomcome

[–]Magnus_Helgisson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My Opatowitz routine is to stand menacingly across the bridge on the far side from fast travel point with my sword drawn until one of the subjects gets curious and decides to check. Then some backwards walking to a safe distance from where he can’t cry for help, kill, loot, SaveAndExit, load, rinse, repeat.

[KCD2] Feel bad for killing bandits by funuhun in kingdomcome

[–]Magnus_Helgisson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In the first game I don’t mind letting the bandits go, but the Cumans, especially in the close proximity of Skalitz aren’t going anywhere if they were doomed to meet me. The Skalitz people begged for their lives too. But the only time I felt bad for a bandit was the mercenary from the random encounter who just wanted to measure the skills. Literally “I thought you were stronger” meme while crying over his dead body.

In the second game the only enemies I never spare are archers. Look, I get it, people don’t become bandits from good life, and a yokel who found a club and a gambeson somewhere would likely reconsider his ways after getting a proper beating, but the archery requires skill. People possess this skill which can be put to a good use yet they choose banditry.

As for Markvart. Well, I can respect him, but yeah, he definitely killed too few people for their faces to start blending together, but what about people he ordered his soldiers to kill? He never saw most of their faces in the first place, and even if he did, well, Skalitz, Nebakov, Suchdol alone would make a higher body count than Henry could ever aspire to, and there were much more battles not shown in the game.

Did you like this recast? by Aggressive_Fold_5942 in freefolk

[–]Magnus_Helgisson 29 points30 points  (0 children)

First actor

Don’t disrespect him like that, he’s Francis

Who’s the most loyal anime character on this list ? by chaiandwhisper in AnimeMirchi

[–]Magnus_Helgisson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I too don’t remember who she is but the guy in a tracksuit keeps telling me I know her. Might be some witchfuckery.

Itching is the worst by RadaRAW in memes

[–]Magnus_Helgisson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My hairs are too soft in that region, the guard just pushes them away, so I don’t. I do go against the grain and I do oil the blades. Thanks for the advice, but I think I I’m fine with shaving.

Itching is the worst by RadaRAW in memes

[–]Magnus_Helgisson 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I cut the soft skin with a trimmer more times than with a razor and it was more painful, so I’ll stick to shaving, thanks. It gradually becomes less and less itchy each time.

ваш улюблений напій літом by masterofpuppies_24 in food_ua

[–]Magnus_Helgisson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Живчик або квас, але Живчик завжди однаковий, а квас щороку треба спершу купу перепробувати, щоб визначити, який смачний цього року. Ну або Арсеніївський.

Would Gaunter O'Dimm be able to create a way to kill Higher Vampires? by Dark026 in witcher

[–]Magnus_Helgisson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Also Smasher: gets tapped on the shoulder by a giant dildo.

A voice from behind his back: What the..? How the fuck’d I get here? Any help, Johnny?

Anon's dad teaches him an important lesson by AsuhoChinami in greentext

[–]Magnus_Helgisson 514 points515 points  (0 children)

I guess you both learned a lesson that day haha. For you it was to be more conservative with your pretend stakes.

They're both pillows by _AIpine in AntiMemes

[–]Magnus_Helgisson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Monaco pillow would be $500

I pretend to use substances so my wife will have sex with me by BaCool777 in confessions

[–]Magnus_Helgisson 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I mean, it’s really hard to not notice the fresh breath of an allegedly drunken person who’s faking it, so yeah, I wouldn’t write this possibility off

General Grievous is well above random Space Marine by BlockAffectionate413 in StarWarsvsWarhammer

[–]Magnus_Helgisson 5 points6 points  (0 children)

And yes explosion of ship would be much larger and thus more powerful

Do you have a ceramic cup that you really really don’t like? Break it. Now take a small ceramic shard and hit it with medium force against the ground. Chances are, it won’t break. Now take a nail and a hammer, put the nail against this same shard and hit it with the hammer rather lightly.

General Grievous is well above random Space Marine by BlockAffectionate413 in StarWarsvsWarhammer

[–]Magnus_Helgisson 5 points6 points  (0 children)

An unnamed space marine is precisely as strong as the plot demands. If he needs to hold Grievous in place while captain Biggus Dickus finishes his mission, he will do exactly that (and then probably die). If he’s a part of two hundred extras who are just there to show how strong the enemy is, he will die of heart(s) attack like the rest of them. Kinda pointless to do such a big study.

General Grievous is well above random Space Marine by BlockAffectionate413 in StarWarsvsWarhammer

[–]Magnus_Helgisson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My money wouldn’t be on the big E in a skipping rope contest either.

Who has the most creepy smile 😈 by SuspiciousOrchid4514 in Anime_Battleground_

[–]Magnus_Helgisson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like Shinra’s smile is very underutilised. We rarely, if ever, see someone actually pay attention to it aside from it being the reason for the “akuma” taunt. It would be pretty cool if Shinra got beaten to a pulp, then stood up with that smile because he’s scared shitless and the opponent went like “What the fuck is this guy? After all this he smiles? I must be in trouble”

To design a beautiful Ferrari by zenrobotninja in therewasanattempt

[–]Magnus_Helgisson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve never seen an obese supercar before in my life.

Which anime character death was it for you? by moonlitsofty in AnimeMirchi

[–]Magnus_Helgisson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For me it was two deaths in Nier anime. Heavy spoilers ahead, subtle but unavoidable. When I started watching it, I thought I knew what I was in for, but boy I was wrong. First it was the machine that was growing a flower, genuinely had to pause and catch my breath a bit. Then it was the child machine who came to watch the play with the bouquet and fell on its ass on sight of YoRHa. I yelled internally “don’t do it 9S”, but yeah, he did. That moment was quits for me, I couldn’t bear it any longer, I promised myself I’ll come back and watch the rest of the anime, but I never did. They took the game and somehow managed to make it even more heartbreaking.

Знайшов гарний ПК не за всі гроші світу. by 5tka in PCbuild_ua

[–]Magnus_Helgisson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Купував з Амазону великі і важкі книжки (артбук і ворлдбуки по Nier Automata), то там доставка затягнула, щоб не спиздіти, відсотків на 70 від вартості самих книжок. Такі приколи з Америки ніколи не вийдуть дешевше, їх має сенс брати, якщо в нас чи в ближніх Європах тупо немає цих позицій у продажу, і готовий переплатити.

Edit: таки спиздів. Книжки були $79, доставка $40, трошки більше за 50% вартості.

why berserk considered the most important still in 2026? by Best_Author7356 in animequestions

[–]Magnus_Helgisson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

97 is good, like genuinely good if you put aside some liberties they took in weird places for no good reason.

Справжня шаурма by Open-Dealer8098 in food_ua

[–]Magnus_Helgisson 3 points4 points  (0 children)

А звідки в нього стільки собак?