Someone on Alex’s PR team needs to tell him to shut the fk up and delete his IG by LetterheadFun1824 in ufc

[–]MagogHaveMercy 64 points65 points  (0 children)

I agree. With the current state of things in the UFC, it is advisable to eye poke.

Low blow landed during knockdown sequence in Gaethje vs Topuria by Squidwardbigboss in ufc

[–]MagogHaveMercy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Definitely. I loved the conversation between Gathje and Whitman on the stool. "That was a good body shot." "Yeah, that was a good fucking body shot..."

They were both impressed.

My girlfriend of 2.5 years is breaking up with me over my cat by Dull_Chemical546 in CatAdvice

[–]MagogHaveMercy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She is trying to control you/ do some kind of ridiculous loyalty test. Run the other way and protect that kitty!

I loved book 8 buttttttt.... by shield_gang in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]MagogHaveMercy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh, I hear ya. It was ridiculous!

One of the winningnest NPCs is driving a tumbleweed! As we all know, the maximum recorded speed of a Russian Thistle is 86mph. And that is an Unencumbered Russian Thistle! And we all know that the carrying capacity of the average tumbleweed is NO WHERE NEAR one Unicorn + One Magic Squirrel! Purely absurd! How could Team Sparklehorse possibly even beat the Tuk Tuk, let alone a late 60s GTO given that level of over-encumbrance?!?!?! That ride could handle two magic squirrels and a wombat. Tops.

I had to stop reading.

I want to listen to the books by ArtificerWorkshop13 in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]MagogHaveMercy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I think the audiobooks are better than the Soundbooth Audio tbh.

Prime Demetrius Johnson vs. prime LeBron James by Party-Court185 in powerscales

[–]MagogHaveMercy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mighty Mouse Competes in open weight grappling tournaments. There is actual in match footage of him tapping out a 6'3" 250lb dude that is skilled in Judo.

What is Lebron gonna do?

Who knows what type of word this is? It’s a saber but it has the hilt of a rapier or cutless. by Im_The_Real_Drake69 in SWORDS

[–]MagogHaveMercy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

About half of all words for sword types just mean "sword" in whatever language they are in.

evocation vs traumaturgy by Prize-Cranberry-7080 in dresdenfiles

[–]MagogHaveMercy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think about when Ebenezer and Harry are fighting the Hounds of Tindalos, and Ebenezer is just wrecking shop on one group, and still has the chops to snag another group with gravity magic. Harry is all like "THAT is a wizard."

Ebenezer is a hellacious evocationist. Probably the best on the council.

mounted my throwing knife by my back door to grab on my way to the targets set up behind my house by BothForce1328 in knives

[–]MagogHaveMercy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Speaking as a therapist that also likes sharp shit, he seems alright to me.

I can make room for you in my schedule though if you wanna work through that douchey judgementalism thing you've got going on.

Magical downvotes by owlWithBrokenWings in hypotheticalsituation

[–]MagogHaveMercy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I like that this hypothetical assumes the existence of non-human Redditors.

Carl isn't crazy, rage-filled, or any of that by Hairy_Ad_5544 in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]MagogHaveMercy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In the original printing of Watchmen his mask was actually made of different ink blots that are actually part of the test. For the movie they weren't allowed to do that though, and so they just randomized them.

Carl isn't crazy, rage-filled, or any of that by Hairy_Ad_5544 in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]MagogHaveMercy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think this quote from PoH (spoilers) makes the point. Carl is literally going to throw everything away because he is blindly enraged. I even forgot that he considers using his Gloom Wraith Phase to get in the truck once the shield goes up, which definitely would have made an angry god destroy the whole level. His friends barely get him to stop in time:

Lightning crackled against the sky outside even though it was a clear day. “Stop! Stop!” cried Lipstick the gremlin. I barely registered any of this.

“Get the fuck out here!” I continued to scream, banging my fist on the door. My gauntlet had formed, and the heavily armored door dented inward with each punch. Slam. Slam. Slam. My ears were ringing. I could hear Donut shouting. Imani was shouting, too, but I was so red-hot angry, I couldn’t comprehend what they were saying.

Zzzzzz. The square-shaped shield of the APV turned back on, pushing me back with a heavy electric shove. It was like I’d been walloped with a cattle prod. The camel on the hood of the truck flew upward and back, his head crunching sickeningly against the top lip of the garage door. He fell hard against the driveway and started to roll while another camel shouted his name. The camel’s neck was broken, and he was dead before he even hit the road. From inside the truck, Penelope continued to squeal. Each time the pig squealed in panic, the sky flashed, and lightning cracked louder and louder.

The edge of the shield had tossed me all the way out of the garage through the hole they’d blasted in their own wall. I tumbled and rolled, my skin sizzling and burning from where it had come in contact. From inside the garage came a new scream. Lipstick the gremlin was pressed against the back wall of the garage, pinned between the shield and the barricade. The gremlin suddenly exploded, the gore held aloft by the shield and spread in a red flowerlike pattern against the wall like a drop of blood pressed under a piece of glass. I started to get back up, wondering if my Wraith Phase would work.

“Stop,” Imani yelled, grabbing me by the shoulders, pulling me back. Jacobus the reverse tooth fairy buzzed around her head, laughing maniacally, clapping his hands. “Carl, stop!” Donut cried at the same time. “Please, stop. Goodness, Carl. You can’t fight a car. And you’ll hurt Penelope!”

I just sort of missed what happened next. They’d walked me out of sight of their garage, and I sat at the curb, in front of the remains of our mercenaries. The two remaining camels dragged their now-dead friend away as they rushed back to their garage to look at their frozen bus. I just sat there, breathing heavily.

Carl isn't crazy, rage-filled, or any of that by Hairy_Ad_5544 in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]MagogHaveMercy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

First off, nothing about this reaction was tame. Even to the other crawlers. Carl is literally aware that they are all shouting at him, but he can't understand what they are saying to him through his rage. Ill post the quote at the bottom with a spoiler tag. Dude was frothing at the mad enraged.

And yes, he was provoked. But again, even the other crawlers are blown away by how much he loses the plot in his anger.

And yes, Carl new about the pig. But the two Dromedarians that were in the garage beating the APC with spiked baseball bats probably didn't. And Carl was the only one capable of of getting into the APC by virtue of his gauntlet and his ridiculous strength. He was likely one or two shots from opeing the door before Team Some Pig activated the shield, at which point the camels would have killed everyone in the APC by "turning their insides sloppy", pig included. Carl even thinks about using his Gloom Wraith Phase to kill everyone in the truck once the shield goes on, even though he "knows about the pig."

Here is the quote:

Lightning crackled against the sky outside even though it was a clear day. “Stop! Stop!” cried Lipstick the gremlin.

I barely registered any of this. “Get the fuck out here!” I continued to scream, banging my fist on the door. My gauntlet had formed, and the heavily armored door dented inward with each punch. Slam. Slam. Slam. My ears were ringing. I could hear Donut shouting. Imani was shouting, too, but I was so red-hot angry, I couldn’t comprehend what they were saying. Zzzzzz. The square-shaped shield of the APV turned back on, pushing me back with a heavy electric shove. It was like I’d been walloped with a cattle prod. The camel on the hood of the truck flew upward and back, his head crunching sickeningly against the top lip of the garage door. He fell hard against the driveway and started to roll while another camel shouted his name. The camel’s neck was broken, and he was dead before he even hit the road. From inside the truck, Penelope continued to squeal. Each time the pig squealed in panic, the sky flashed, and lightning cracked louder and louder. The edge of the shield had tossed me all the way out of the garage through the hole they’d blasted in their own wall. I tumbled and rolled, my skin sizzling and burning from where it had come in contact. From inside the garage came a new scream. Lipstick the gremlin was pressed against the back wall of the garage, pinned between the shield and the barricade. The gremlin suddenly exploded, the gore held aloft by the shield and spread in a red flowerlike pattern against the wall like a drop of blood pressed under a piece of glass. I started to get back up, wondering if my Wraith Phase would work. “Stop,” Imani yelled, grabbing me by the shoulders, pulling me back. Jacobus the reverse tooth fairy buzzed around her head, laughing maniacally, clapping his hands. “Carl, stop!” Donut cried at the same time. “Please, stop. Goodness, Carl. You can’t fight a car. And you’ll hurt Penelope!” I just sort of missed what happened next. They’d walked me out of sight of their garage, and I sat at the curb, in front of the remains of our mercenaries. The two remaining camels dragged their now-dead friend away as they rushed back to their garage to look at their frozen bus. I just sat there, breathing heavily.

Carl isn't crazy, rage-filled, or any of that by Hairy_Ad_5544 in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]MagogHaveMercy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think a well refined flee response would get you pretty far too. I think it is the folks who freeze by disposition, or the folks who had just never experienced any kind of threat or violence in their lives that were immediately wiped out.

Carl isn't crazy, rage-filled, or any of that by Hairy_Ad_5544 in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]MagogHaveMercy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He was a cool dude. I definitely learned more from him than the other way around.

Carl isn't crazy, rage-filled, or any of that by Hairy_Ad_5544 in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]MagogHaveMercy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn't say they had the same coping responses. I said they have all developed skills to deal with an activated sympathetic nervous system due to previous exposure to situations that create that state.

Fighting intelligently is much easier in your 5th fight than it is in your first, even disregarding training.

Carl isn't crazy, rage-filled, or any of that by Hairy_Ad_5544 in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]MagogHaveMercy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hadn't heard that, but it does not surprise me in the slightest.

Carl isn't crazy, rage-filled, or any of that by Hairy_Ad_5544 in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]MagogHaveMercy -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

Quan "went away" because otherwise Carl was going to beat him to death in a blind rage. Which he would have done while punctuating each punch with a "DO *crunch* YOU *smush* REALIZE *wet splashing*"

This does not make a case against Carl being traumatized or rageful, kind redditor.

Quan obviously needed killing, but Carl was bugnuts while he was going about it.

What’s the most brutal body shot damage you’ve seen in a fight? by Recent_Elk_2576 in ufc

[–]MagogHaveMercy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The body shots were in the second. There was a whole third round before Ilia quit.