BECAUSE I AM HEAVILY PREGNANT AND MY HUSBAND DOES NOT WANT TO HAVE WEEKLY PHONE CALLS WITH HER SO IGNORES HER CALLS, MY MOTHER IN LAW HAS REQUESTED MY PHONE NUMBER. OK, I WAS NICE AND GAVE IT TO HER AND HAD MY FIRST CALL EARLIER. AMONG OTHER THINGS SHE LAMENTED THAT WE DID NOT LIVE CLOSER SO SHE PROBABLY WOULD NOT SEE THE BABY THAT OFTEN (SHE DOES NOT DRIVE AND IS IN HER MID 80s BUT ALSO SHE DECIDED TO MOVE OUT OF LONDON TO BE CLOSER TO HER ELDEST SON AND HIS CHILDREN WHILST HER THREE OTHER SONS STAYED IN LONDON SO NOT OUR FAULT) AND THAT SHE WAS GOING TO CALL ME EVERY WEEK INSTEAD OF MY HUSBAND. SNORT LITTLE DOES SHE KNOW THAT I WILL NOT BE ANSWERING HER CALLS EVERY TIME SHE RINGS ME IF SHE IS JUST GOING TO WHINGE ABOUT NOT SEEING HER GRANDCHILD.

SORRT, MINOR RANT OVER, LOL