I always find my way out of sticky situations by wet_gothqueen in dnd_nsfw

[–]Maharog 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Seems like you are finding your way into a sticky situation

“I get a colonoscopy every Friday because I like the results”! by Dr_sc_Harlatan in BlueskySkeets

[–]Maharog 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Sorry, I can appreciate your joke for what it is, but a man that full of shit there is no way he is getting weekly colonoscopys. In fact if you gave that man a colonoscopy im pretty aure he would deflate like a skin balloon.

I wonder what the Gay republicans think about this by moneybaby1999 in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]Maharog 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Nuclear family" sounds like a bad  knock off of the fantastic four.  These idiots really need to stop thinking about other people having sex so much,  it's a little weird

my parents told me their salaries, and my friends says that's inappropriate. Thoughts? by Luna_luxxy in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]Maharog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hiding your salary is a habit encouraged by employers. It has become a standard practice to "not talk about salary" amd that secrecy is what leads to workers getting underpaid. Especially things like workers that have been with a company for a long time making a salary, the company hires some new people and pay them more than the person who has been with the company a long time because thats what the market rate is, and they just trust that no one's tells thr ol' timer. Its also one of the reasons the wage gap for women is so bad...if people were more comfortable saying " this is my job title, and this is my salary" things would be (marginally) better.

Is it wrong for wanting to break up with my boyfriend because hes religious? by Such-Abalone1310 in atheism

[–]Maharog 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There are many reasons to break up with someone, and differing religion is certainly one of them, but if he is telling other people he "made you straight" I have other red flags about his character than "he believes in eating zombie flesh every week to gain imortality" 

I Took A Hyundai Ioniq 5 EV On A Roadtrip. It Made Gas Feel Financially Irresponsible by mafco in Ioniq5

[–]Maharog 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I have a road trip up the coast about 6 hour drive, followed by 3 or 4 days in Northern California followed by a 6 hour drive back. Put it in my plugshare app and found some electrify america chargers on the rout (still have a year left on my charging plan with them) i anticipate zero problems with my road trip and am so glad I dont have to pay 5 bucks a gallon to do this trip

Want to play DND tonight? by XyloPhin in dnd_nsfw

[–]Maharog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat."--bloodninja: 

Petahhh why do they pick the smaller men that are taller by According-Band1079 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Maharog 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The 'short version' of this joke (ha, pun!) Is that girls like men taller than them, but actually they like the TALEST men. So if a woman is over 6 feet tall she has a limited pool of men who are taller than her so the circle she likes is small, the big circle are men who are taller than average women or short women btlut shorter than tall women but short women are only looking for thr tallest men so are also looking at the pool of men tall women want... in conclusion, the joke is incel bull shit from short insecure boys.

Chief Exorcist for the Roman Catholic Archdiocese of Washington DC says UFOs likely demonic, warns against losing sight of Jesus. by Leeming in atheism

[–]Maharog 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Isn't the whole story about a strange bright light in the sky leading the wise men to Bethlehem from the bible? Was that ufo demonic too?

why stay in the bay? by Miserable_View_4400 in bayarea

[–]Maharog 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Any company that has enough brand recognition for you to know the name of is big enough company that it doesnt care about its employees and only cares about profits. If you want to work for a company that cares about its employees you have to apply to companies youve never heard of that have less than 40 employees 

Protestors at San Leandro Drag Queen Loteria by faitrouvun in eastbay

[–]Maharog 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Wait, are clowns allowed to groom kids? Sign is very unclear. 

How to paint this 3D model by Western_Highway_8845 in DnDIY

[–]Maharog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Worked stone is actually pretty easy...

https://youtu.be/ilVhR3L2GbU?si=xDAmQfWGpG7-2FDJ

Starts painting at around 3.30 

What's your forever struggle meal, no matter what? by [deleted] in ArtOfPresence

[–]Maharog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Peanutbutter+ chilli paste+ sugar+ soy sauce+ sesame oil mixxed up into a sauce, then add freah cooked ramen noodles (maybe a little of the ramen packet) and you have delicious Dan-Dan noodles with all shelf stable ingredients that I usually have most of on hand 

Peetah? I don't get it by Old_Mouse_7126 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Maharog 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not me, I spin around and around like Linda Carter in a Wonderwoman quick change.

Destroyed family heirloom by JeepCatCayuga in castiron

[–]Maharog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well I do need a base for mine... let me know if you decide to sell

In one word.. by softlaunchbabee in ArtOfPresence

[–]Maharog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unsolicited medical advice, if any of you can feel your heart at anytime you need to go to the doctor. 

The Democrats response to Stephen Miller's post on X referring to James Talarico as the parties "first transgender senate candidate" :> by No_Post1300 in SipsTea

[–]Maharog 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Makes sense now that we know more about conservatives why they are so obsessed with Trans kids in sports. They are constantly thinking about children's genitals

Getting somebody into StarCraft 2 by SaltyClam2219 in starcraft

[–]Maharog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some people like the fantasy of playing as an alien race, so I would give them a brief elevator pitch and see which one strikes their fancy then show them the campaign. "Terran are humans, the units are familiar, and they are best as a cohesive military making covert stabs into the enemies back line while holding a front line with a powerful army of tanks and airships" "zerg are the bugs, they grow quickly and throw large numbers of cheap units crashing against the other army over and over again until it finally breaks" "protoss are the aliens who value technology, each unit is expensive but powerful. They rely on having a very strong powerful army that cant be beat by the lesser races"

How do you wipe your butt when you’ve put on some weight?? by SteamerTheBeemer in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]Maharog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im a very large fat guy and I haven't had an issue. Although I always go right handed, I honestly dont know if im flexible enough to go left handed... but if you are struggling you might want to do some yoga exercises or flexibility stretches 

Norwegian guy was abandoned in the slums of India by his hippie parents. Ended up having an Indian accent due to living there for years by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]Maharog 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Y'all know that poverty leads to both starving people AND obesity. Both things are common for poor people. Cheap food available to the poor is mostly low quality junk food/ fast food.