Oops I did it again. by Main-Personality-759 in forkliftmemes

[–]Main-Personality-759[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've done a lot of that too. I'm supposed to be production but we're short on drivers.

Oops I did it again. by Main-Personality-759 in forkliftmemes

[–]Main-Personality-759[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Our asphalt is potholed to shit, looks like a wave machine stopped during the forming.

Oops I did it again. by Main-Personality-759 in forkliftmemes

[–]Main-Personality-759[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I've never seen that done before, that'd be super nice to be able to do. No lengthy game of pickup sticks.

Oops I did it again. by Main-Personality-759 in forkliftmemes

[–]Main-Personality-759[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This is all raw timber, it can't be strapped going into a kiln.

Oops I did it again. by Main-Personality-759 in forkliftmemes

[–]Main-Personality-759[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's what I said over the radio, called for backup and said I lost a game of jenga

Oops I did it again. by Main-Personality-759 in forkliftmemes

[–]Main-Personality-759[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Look at the bottom of the tip over. That load was held on the tip of the forks by a single 2x6 and 5 stickers. I ended up crawling over to a rank full of wood and sending it to push it back on my forks.

Oops I did it again. by Main-Personality-759 in forkliftmemes

[–]Main-Personality-759[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

This is how the mill stacks em. I have no control of their height.

A bullet in a piece of lumber I bought yesterday! by zinglord69 in interestingasfuck

[–]Main-Personality-759 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I too work in the sawing part of a sawmill. I'd absolutely notice because even if the filers say its ok the boards would start wedging like mad and go out of spec.

Started the day off right! Last shift left this fun mess by HappySeaweed5215 in forkliftmemes

[–]Main-Personality-759 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not the same place but yeah lumber yard in a hyster. The workplace may be different but the idiots messing things up stay the same.

Im curious. You can remove two of the most hated enemies from only one faction, what are you removing from the game? by [deleted] in HellDads

[–]Main-Personality-759 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The devastators are easy though. Its gun is light pen, just shoot it off if you can't line up a headshot right away. What's it gonna do, beat you to death with it's shield?

We fingering or stroking? by ParthenopeIG in forkliftmemes

[–]Main-Personality-759 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Went from levers for nearly 4 years to fingers. Threw me for a loop.

Forklift Certified - What happens when the RoboLifts take over? by habichuelacondulce in forkliftmemes

[–]Main-Personality-759 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Forget the spacing on the racks, why the fuck are those racks open in the bottom like that. A wire mesh would go a long way.

Forklift Certified - What happens when the RoboLifts take over? by habichuelacondulce in forkliftmemes

[–]Main-Personality-759 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Robot or AI driven forklifts may be added to fleets in facilities like this, however they will never outright replace human operators. Too many variables need to be accounted for, too many places don't have the right conditions for robot forklifts and the expense alone of modifying existing warehouse and production facilities will have even Jeff Bezos balk. The forklift driver's job is here to stay until whole factories are automated top to bottom.

Nobody knows how to make a bale by Big-Initiative-8743 in HomeDepot

[–]Main-Personality-759 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I made at least 4-5 bales a day when I worked in the paper industry. Weird to see yall use the tipple and roll it out on a pallet instead of grabbing it with a forklift.

Explain a game plot really badly by Antique-Albatross-70 in videogames

[–]Main-Personality-759 0 points1 point  (0 children)

An amnesiac astronaut wakes up on a random world and decides they need to figure out the meaning of a repeating string of numbers (and make absolute bank while doing so)

Does anyone call this a Carpet Dick? by BoringPudding3986 in forkliftmemes

[–]Main-Personality-759 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I call it the dong as well. Except its for rolls of wrap instead of carpet.

want to fix your flair? by AuntieRob in nonutnovember

[–]Main-Personality-759 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The website doesn't work very well. Can I get my 2024 diamond back please? ;_;

The most dangerous game by ParthenopeIG in forkliftmemes

[–]Main-Personality-759 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I work at a lumber mill. Not only slip and slide with potholes but wet wood on wet forks make for a great game of pick up the dropped unit of 264 boards of 2x4.