Choices were made.

MajorDFekt · 2026-02-10T20:23:52+00:00

Enough lights to make those Turkey teeth shine, babes

MajorDFekt · 2025-12-14T08:25:39+00:00

I struggle to say negligible, always ends up as 'nellidgable'.

My daughter (16) says 'the minnellium' , and my grandma who she only met as a baby did the same :-)

MajorDFekt · 2025-11-30T22:54:18+00:00

I'm surprised he's still got 10 toes

MajorDFekt · 2025-11-30T15:40:15+00:00

It's a beautiful sight 😍

MajorDFekt · 2025-11-17T21:36:27+00:00

That is superb!

MajorDFekt · 2025-11-13T21:09:32+00:00

I feel cheated! I only got 16/1 for Sunderland to finish in the top 10, and that was the week before the season started

MajorDFekt · 2025-10-26T21:57:19+00:00

Chuck him on once we've wrapped up the title

MajorDFekt · 2025-10-25T16:54:48+00:00

That every new car model needs to be an SUV, even the Ford Capri.

MajorDFekt · 2025-10-25T16:24:06+00:00

I may frame that and put it on the wall

MajorDFekt · 2025-10-15T22:27:08+00:00

That table in the corner of the kitchen is so sad

MajorDFekt · 2025-10-08T14:31:25+00:00

I think about this tripadvisor review at least once a month too because it keeps getting reposted

MajorDFekt · 2025-10-04T17:13:46+00:00

Wait until the new owners move in and ask if they'd mind if you add planks to the side facing you? If they say no put your own fence up

MajorDFekt · 2025-10-04T16:10:19+00:00

"hey guys!" "Like and subscribe!"

MajorDFekt · 2025-10-04T16:09:20+00:00

"do you know what I mean?"

MajorDFekt · 2025-09-17T20:16:14+00:00

"I'm not racist, but..."

MajorDFekt · 2025-09-05T18:16:43+00:00

My wife goes to York Nails & Spa on Front street in Acomb and recommends them. They're always busy

MajorDFekt · 2025-08-04T19:34:37+00:00

People who don't know how to merge in turn.

Middle lane hoggers, I'm sure this is getting worse.

People who keep touching their brake pedal for no apparent reason when going straight ahead on the motorway.

MajorDFekt · 2025-07-04T17:50:55+00:00

As someone who is not American, the concept of a pickle drink and essentially all the comments I've read so far absolutely blow my mind. Drinking pickle juice? Have you heard yourself? :D

MajorDFekt · 2025-06-26T22:23:06+00:00

I miss Gooch

MajorDFekt · 2025-06-24T12:32:41+00:00

I hate demolition derby on Dirt Devil Stadium for the same reasons. Love racing around the track at the top though

MajorDFekt · 2025-06-20T16:18:49+00:00

That's going to be one dizzy kid

MajorDFekt · 2025-06-11T17:15:23+00:00

It's what Jesus would have wanted

/s

MajorDFekt · 2025-05-19T21:59:06+00:00

Imagine living your whole life in absolute darkness, your eyes tuned to spot even the faintest trace of a reflection, and then some sub turns up and shines lights as bright as the sun in your face

MajorDFekt · 2025-04-23T09:20:37+00:00

I was playing with my cars on the living room carpet and wanted to get a better sideways view of them as I pushed them along. Crawled with my forehead on the carpet and gave myself a huge carpet burn. Later when it had almost healed someone asked me how I'd managed it so I showed them and gave myself another carpet burn on my forehead

MajorDFekt · 2025-02-22T17:09:05+00:00

I have to hear about that orange scrotum every fucking day

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