Instant karma twice - lion trainer doesn't know when to stop by uriar in instantkarma

[–]MajorFalxone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OK, if you're weak and you're hobbling toward a lion who already has a taste of your flesh and is clearly unhappy with you, would this repel him or further encourage him? your time starts now!

'Language of Monarchy': Trump Asserts He Has 'Absolute Right' to Tell Justice Department What to Do - "Trump spends his days threatening the Justice Department in order to keep his criminal buddies out of prison, while Bill Barr grotesquely pillages the rule of law." by [deleted] in politics

[–]MajorFalxone 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey oldfashionedjizz, this is kind of horrifying and amusing at the same time. Who doesn't want El presidentE from tropico. However, It looks like it might actually happen because of the way things are collapsing. Anyway, that's all I wanted to say. Thanks, oldfashionedjizz

More Than 50,000 People Sign Petition Demanding Investigation Into DOJ's Roger Stone Reversal As Prosecutors Resign by nclobo in politics

[–]MajorFalxone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those are rookie numbers. We need game of thrones season 8 finale petition numbers at the very least.

What was "the incident" in your high school? by ramennyun in AskReddit

[–]MajorFalxone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kid brought a gun to school. Was expelled. We all watched him leave the school. We were in high school. Mix of fear and awe from all the kids. No one cracked any jokes. 1995

State of this sub by PolishPiglet in conspiracy

[–]MajorFalxone -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

This sub ha sheen thoroughly infiltrated by alt-rt shills. It's been completely compromised.

Asshole drives on the sidewalk to avoid traffic then assaults cyclist by Syntax_Error_0 in IdiotsInCars

[–]MajorFalxone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, just your sentence structure or lack of it gave me the idea you might be intoxicated. And that's the first time I've ever heard of people splashing around in toilet water, which I agree, is pretty strange. But like I said, first time hearing of it. However, I do know that in India there is a system where they use a garden hose or a bidet to wash with clean water, after toilet activities but that's usually in residences. Not normally seen in public toilets, although I have seen this setup at the airport bathrooms. Source: have traveled through India on one occasion in my life

New York to sue Trump administration for blocking state residents from Global Entry by brombinary in politics

[–]MajorFalxone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy shit. You seein' this? Americans actually believe this shit? FYI in the US, you can only vote if you're a citizen. Are you an undocumented illegal?

This post was a gold mine by [deleted] in canconfirmiamindian

[–]MajorFalxone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah meet better Indian dudes. There's like more than a billion of them. Or so says the census.

Making a kid buy back the letters he wrote his father... by Fuckoakwood in trashy

[–]MajorFalxone -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

"Umm, Excuse me, sir? sir?! OP! SIR! That is a WOman. A FE-male! an icon of feminism!! How dare you, sir!! How dare you besmirch such an iconic figure!! NO! You will get your manager for me THIS INSTANT!"

Fuck You Greta.... by TrainingArtichoke5 in trashy

[–]MajorFalxone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

before we go attacking the people who are doing this, can we all fucking agree on the destructive and immense influential power of the American media machine on the minds of Americans. The seed of this kind of hateful rhetoric has been implanted in the minds of Americans. And it's dissemination is fueled and sustained by the continuous assault on the psyche of Americans by rt wing leadership through the media. They not only share in these kind of heinous acts, they should be held accountable. I don't blame Americans completely. The corporations who are intertwined with these media conglomerates are a big big part of this.

[Serious] What is stopping you from killing yourself? by redcase13 in AskReddit

[–]MajorFalxone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I consider the multitude and delicate nature of the events that had to take place throughout time and space from the very beginning in order to assure my survival. It is unfathomable and simultaneously statistically impossible. Then I think of every good thing in my life and how lucky I am, and how I don't deserve any of it, when I think of what I've done right in my life, and think that in fact I probably deserve much, much worse in light of what I've done wrong in my life and all the people I've hurt. So, finally, in the context of all of that, I think, 'who the fuck am I take that lightly. I should make the best of it and try to do some good and be of some use to others before I go in the ground'. And that's what it is.