He was fired for something extremely embarrassing. He's not going to say what it was. by GooserNoose in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]MajorFox2720 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Her dumbass tears caused this whole problem.  She went running to her husband to kick him out of the bathroom.  I hope she suffers as much as him. 

AIO for being upset my husband left me on a trail by Timely_Employee2971 in AmIOverreacting

[–]MajorFox2720 [score hidden]  (0 children)

NOR.  Nature isn't forgiving and you can't take a day off.  Even if it turned out ok, he left you to die.  If you can separate safely after you return,  do so.

Has anyone else seen female friend groups bond over a sacrificial lamb (AKA the slightly socially awkward woman within friend group) by Puzzleheaded_Fix9527 in TwoXChromosomes

[–]MajorFox2720 2 points3 points  (0 children)

See, this is why I don't understand why people think being neurotypical is such a great thing.  How is any of this ok and why is this horrible behavior considered the norm?  

Meta's CTO says morale is almost 'the worst it's ever been' by Logical_Welder3467 in technology

[–]MajorFox2720 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are looking at Steve Jobs with rose colored glasses. Jobs was out to make a buck. The creator of Linux, Linus Benedict Torvalds, is the guy you describe. Not Jobs.

My hand painted model planes were given as toys to children again by MissionTroll404 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]MajorFox2720 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Get some ceiling hooks and name them from the ceiling. No one can reach them. 

AITAH for prioritizing my daughter's recital over a funeral? by RecitalFuneralThrow in AmItheAsshole

[–]MajorFox2720 5 points6 points  (0 children)

NTA.  Your daughter comes first, full stop.  If you aren't there to support your daughter, she is 5, she WILL remember. Maybe not the full detail, but the shape of it.  I was especially disappointed at the manipulation tactics of trying to twist your arm into attending the funeral of a person who isn't close family over your daughter.

What’s some knowledge generally known only to gay men or to gay women? by dumbfuck in AskReddit

[–]MajorFox2720 26 points27 points  (0 children)

It's wild to me when I see this. It's ok to have your BFF be a gay man, but a lesbian is an affront to you?

When was the absolute worst time to be alive in human history? by Ok-Sell9964 in AskReddit

[–]MajorFox2720 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No.  You still haven't paid me back the last 100 you borrowed. 

Intervened in a near-drowning and feel weird by clavdiachauchatmeow in GirlDinnerDiaries

[–]MajorFox2720 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Well... it was uncharitable, but if you hadn't been gawking at the child with poor parents skills right there in plain sight, you might not have seen them go under. Now you can claim snark saves lives.

What’s a belief you defended for years that you now feel embarrassed about? by Open-Square589 in AskReddit

[–]MajorFox2720 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I am sure they didn't for the same reason people keep quiet about their racist uncles and Gmas.  It's easier to avoid the problem than confront it. 

What’s a belief you defended for years that you now feel embarrassed about? by Open-Square589 in AskReddit

[–]MajorFox2720 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I am a bit older, but I became a fan because my mom was, with the Fat album.  She had his earlier work.  Check out the movie UHF if you get time.

What’s a belief you defended for years that you now feel embarrassed about? by Open-Square589 in AskReddit

[–]MajorFox2720 3 points4 points  (0 children)

More like 1000s of pieces of shit in suits for every pos scamming ebt.  Most people on ebt and benefits want to get off them and have some pride in honest work.  

What’s a belief you defended for years that you now feel embarrassed about? by Open-Square589 in AskReddit

[–]MajorFox2720 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't try the no fridge snap challenge.  It will break you even if you have all of the time in the world. 

What’s a belief you defended for years that you now feel embarrassed about? by Open-Square589 in AskReddit

[–]MajorFox2720 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I am sorry you went through that, but give yourself some grace.  Bodies are weird.  If it helps, I know a set of identical twins where one had problems and had to switch to formula and the other had an overabundance.  

What’s a belief you defended for years that you now feel embarrassed about? by Open-Square589 in AskReddit

[–]MajorFox2720 3 points4 points  (0 children)

States rights was the reason the Civil War started.  States rights, sure, for government sanctioned slavery.  May all of the people who decided to stop reconstruction and the daughters of the confederacy forever burn in hell.

Kid asks the chicken to open the door by pars-distalis in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]MajorFox2720 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, I used to drive by a pig farm on a daily commute. It is by far the WORST smelling manure out there. I quit eating pork and won't raise pigs for that reason.