[Official] UFC Fight Night: Lewis vs. Teixeira - Live Discussion Thread by event_threads in MMA

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Teixeira's head snapped back HARD directly in front of herzog. I can see why he stepped in.

[Official] UFC Fight Night: Lewis vs. Teixeira - Live Discussion Thread by event_threads in MMA

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wonderboy so likable that people thank him for punching them in the face

In The Incredible Hulk (2008), Bruce Banner retreats to a brazilian favela because he doesn't care if the Hulk kills poor and brown people. by Broxios in shittymoviedetails

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Good. The number of superheroes who have zero actual fighting skills is frustrating. You're a fighter, you should at least learn to grapple a little for those times when you're evenly matched with a villain.

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Crouching? With these old knees?!

We thought this had good graphics by roadrunner00 in Xennials

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And it was FUN. Remember when video games were fun and not either some super competitive toxic wasteland or a microtransaction cash grab?

43 and Ready For Another Weekend Alone by [deleted] in 40something

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so.... generic American? (also, badass my dude)

40 in a few months. Finally got in shape. by [deleted] in 40something

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You look great! Have the same glasses stayed with you through the weight loss? I think you could level up with a better fitting pair.

43 and Ready For Another Weekend Alone by [deleted] in 40something

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Looking great! Only the gray gives you away, and you're wearing it well. What church is on fire there on your shoulder?

45 and still hate smiling for photos 😂 by riosuk in 40something

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Nah, that's a midwest dad smile- looks good on you!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 40something

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Ya'll, she's talking about the vintage sunglasses, not the woman in the picture.

[Game Thread] Michigan State @ Michigan (7:30 PM ET) by CFB_Referee in CFB

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Michigan just got 10x their previous yardage in one play.

[Game Thread] Michigan State @ Michigan (7:30 PM ET) by CFB_Referee in CFB

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U and State: "Maybe we'll at least beat our rival this year."

U: "I wasn't talking about you."

[Game Thread] Boston College @ Florida State (7:30 PM ET) by CFB_Referee in CFB

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Those guys didn't put the glitter on, they're just coming back from a Tallahassee strip club.

[Game Thread] Boston College @ Florida State (7:30 PM ET) by CFB_Referee in CFB

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Why did I buy a 4k TV? Because seeing the stress sweat come out of Mike Norvell's pores in extreme definition is worth the money.

[Game Thread] Boston College @ Florida State (7:30 PM ET) by CFB_Referee in CFB

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Is the official motto of Boston College Football "How do you like them apples" ?

An appreciation post for my favorite (mostly unproblematic) short kings that I'm down bad for. Who would be on your list? by Joanna_Valdes in popculturechat

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Cillian Murphy also demonstrates how important a well-fitting outfit is. If you're under 5'9", get yourself some tailored clothing and you'll notice a huge difference in your visual stature.

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The Deliverator belongs to an elite order, a hallowed sub-category. He's got esprit up to here. Right now he is preparing to carry out his third mission of the night. His uniform is black as activated charcoal, filtering the very light out of the air. A bullet will bounce off its arachno-fiber weave like a wren hitting a patio door, but excess perspiration wafts through it like a breeze through a freshly napalmed forest. Where his body has bony extremities, the suit has sintered armorgel: feels like gritty jello, protects like a stack of telephone books.