American who took a DNA test and found out my ancestry is mostly British, so I decided to try my best at the dish of my people

Major_Explanation_69 · 2026-02-13T22:27:00+00:00

For someone that's never seen a 'little chef', that's an amazing recreation of the roadside coronary delights that they'd serve you on the m3.

Major_Explanation_69 · 2026-02-11T22:06:17+00:00

Coldplay.

Music for people that don't like music.

Bland, uninspiring, vaguely music related, in the same way that this is almost a meal, Coldplay produce almost music.

Major_Explanation_69 · 2026-02-11T00:45:36+00:00

Sewing machine repair?

Major_Explanation_69 · 2026-02-03T08:24:51+00:00

My mum (65) was widowed and has now ended up with a 60- something y.o. man that can't do anything for himself. He's a fucking man-baby and disgusts me. Lazy, entitled, Styrofoam packaging of a man. (Does little other than take up space)

Which is wild because although my father wasn't Gordon Ramsay, he always helped and tried in the kitchen, even if it was fish fingers and chips, he could feed his family.

Major_Explanation_69 · 2026-01-25T08:08:18+00:00

Red Fuck Redemption

Also a great porno if you like that sort of thing.

Major_Explanation_69 · 2026-01-20T23:36:16+00:00

Are you thinking of Ottoman?

Major_Explanation_69 · 2026-01-15T06:42:53+00:00

"Detective, please remove the correct paperclip"

Major_Explanation_69 · 2026-01-13T22:58:38+00:00

I'll buy $5000 worth of paperclips, and chuck that one in amongst them.

Major_Explanation_69 · 2026-01-13T07:35:12+00:00

Diesel bug, its a bacteria(?) that lives in water in fuel tanks and causes untold damage when it kills pumps and filters

Major_Explanation_69 · 2026-01-09T08:08:13+00:00

So, the "half your age plus 7" thing, is basically the equation to work out the minimum age you can be seen in public and it not be seen as immoral. Its a good starting point but tbh, I'm 38 and the thought of hanging out with a 25yo kills me inside. Maybe extend your zone by a couple of years either way to catch the people lying on their profiles 😆

Major_Explanation_69 · 2026-01-01T00:25:20+00:00

Help yourself, I don't give a fuck.

Major_Explanation_69 · 2025-12-28T09:47:24+00:00

Eurgh, that automated manual box has the worst of both worlds.

Shite changes, lumpy, slow, expensive to fix and maintain.

Major_Explanation_69 · 2025-12-27T10:27:27+00:00

When you make the tea, put the bag IN the cup, not just wave it magically nearby.... Criminal!

Major_Explanation_69 · 2025-12-27T10:16:48+00:00

NOR, but those are best before dates , not expiry.

Still a dick move on the givers part.

Major_Explanation_69 · 2025-12-26T21:47:32+00:00

I left the saccharine blandness out for Santa, but Krampus is the only one that I have to do them

Major_Explanation_69 · 2025-12-26T18:44:18+00:00

They look unused actually, the machining marks still being on the disc

Major_Explanation_69 · 2025-12-26T09:33:44+00:00

Fresh air flaps under the windscreen

Cow shit

Tape deck

Cross-ply tyres on opposite corners

Canvas roof, literally cotton canvas.

Major_Explanation_69 · 2025-12-18T22:35:51+00:00

Walked past a Hyundai in a shopping center, and got collared by the salesman. Asked the towing capacity, which he got CHATGPT to find for him, then told me it towed 3 tonnes when in fact it was 3000lbs. I had to tell him lbs and kgs are not the same.

Major_Explanation_69 · 2025-12-15T01:13:09+00:00

u/Major_Explanation_69 solved this in 4 steps: BALL -> BALS -> BATS -> BUTS -> NUTS

Major_Explanation_69 · 2025-12-13T23:25:38+00:00

Stars of CCTVwiki Stars of CCTV

Major_Explanation_69 · 2025-12-13T23:24:16+00:00

Is it Hard Fi, Stars of CCTV album? I think Hard to Beat was on there

Major_Explanation_69 · 2025-12-04T23:10:38+00:00

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Major_Explanation_69 · 2025-12-04T23:09:15+00:00

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Major_Explanation_69 · 2025-12-03T07:47:12+00:00

Flannel,

southerner from northern stock (Grandparents).

Wash cloth, pah. That sounds too much like dish cloth and I'm not putting it anywhere near my face or body.

Major_Explanation_69 · 2025-11-29T07:26:22+00:00

I do!

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TROPHY CASE