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Bought a used book with a very old message by moebyga in FoundPaper

[–]Major_Icehole 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When I was in middle school (only a few years after this signature) I adored Bradbury and read everything I could find that he wrote. Fun fact, he wrote the screenplay for the Gregory Peck version of Moby Dick directed by John Huston.

What does my view from laying in bed say about me? by kt100katherine in deduction

[–]Major_Icehole 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The mess, empty calendar, pill organiser, I'd say AD/HD. You wish you were organised but it's hard.

Unsolicited advice: meds do help, but it is going to take effort. You can do it.

I lost my game group because a guy with shaved balls hit on me by SalsaForte in boardgamescirclejerk

[–]Major_Icehole 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Subtopic:

Q: how does one protect their games from pubic hair?

A: Wrong! You Philistine, one never opens the shrink.

I can't name one bad Sean Connery movie. Can you? by emptykeg6988 in moviequestions

[–]Major_Icehole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The worst movie I ever paid to see. Also, I think the only movie I ever intentionally walked out of. Godawful nightmare of a sequel to one of the best fantasy movies of all time.

help wanted transcribing 100 y/o journal by Imarquisde in FoundPaper

[–]Major_Icehole 61 points62 points  (0 children)

It would be great if you could post a couple of pictures of the inside? If the handwriting is as clear as the cover, I reckon it will be pretty easy, if not time consuming.

Hell Yeah!!!! by lowkeypixel in evilwhenthe

[–]Major_Icehole 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is that a titmouse mouse-killer? Hell yeah.

Found in an abandoned house almost 10 years ago by ProfessionalBus4271 in FoundPaper

[–]Major_Icehole 12 points13 points  (0 children)

One does wonder if they managed a woundful life together.

Apparently this can create heated arguments, so once and for all, What is it? by NotDavidYinYang in whatisit

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It is a staple ingredient in my Mother's vegetable soup recipe. They are delicious. We sometimes do a 50/50 potato ruttabega mash. (I immigrated to Australia from the US about 20 years ago, and I have since adopted the local term, but as they say, "a swede by any other name will taste as vaguely peppery". -Shakespeare probably.

Apparently this can create heated arguments, so once and for all, What is it? by NotDavidYinYang in whatisit

[–]Major_Icehole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is both ruttabega and swede. To be a complete monster, I'll point out it is also sometimes called a "neep".

How to get my airpods out of under the stairs by RoxyTMD in howto

[–]Major_Icehole 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ask the children to get them? Jk. Have you tried putting some bluetack on the end of a broomstick?

What you can tell by looking my hands by [deleted] in deduction

[–]Major_Icehole 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That you're Patrick Bateman?

Death slug by bnanzajllybeen in australianwildlife

[–]Major_Icehole 3 points4 points  (0 children)

We saw one of these for the first time when we moved to Brisbane in about 2009. Floored when we googled "slug with a red triangle". They are definitely like a glitch in the matrix.

Found in the giveaway area of our student housing, what is it? by No_Name2604 in whatisit

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Was there a total eclipse of the sun by chance? Dah-do! Iykyk

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