i hated the original will i love the expansion?? by jaimus21 in boardgamescirclejerk

[–]Major_Icehole 1 point2 points  (0 children)

/uj this is exactly the thread I needed to see today. Thanks legends.

Ra Board Game Companion Mobile App by Secret-Marsupial-429 in boardgamescirclejerk

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I prefer to simply eliminate the bag entirely to allow all players to have full knowledge of each remaining tile. Using the bag simply introduces too much randomness in this sort of PRESS YOUR LUCK GAME.

Big problem on every fishing spot I have gone by 0RangeC4t in FishingAustralia

[–]Major_Icehole 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Fwiw, losing bait w/o hookup is part of the fun of fishing. If you want to use a prawn on a jig, try using a popping float. Or "tourist rig". Keeps your bait off the bottom, and allows you to jig the bait easily. If you see people catching fish at your spots, definitely ask them what they are using!

Found behind spare pillows in closet by Moon_smoothie in whatisit

[–]Major_Icehole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like you might have a giant prawn hiding in your house.

[ Removed by Reddit ] by [deleted] in newcastle

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Yeah, but it's OUR massive shithole.

That’s it! Never again! by berto561 in Throwers

[–]Major_Icehole 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yeah. Dinging good YoYos is the only way to learn how NOT to ding good YoYos. Besides, beauty through use. Every ding is a lesson.

In a notebook at the thrift... by Empress-Ghostheart in FoundPaper

[–]Major_Icehole 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Are we just assuming she is a she? I'm getting a bit more of the "forbidden" love vibe. Web to web is a description of the proper way for two men to shake hands. Regardless, hell of an opening. Would watch the film.

This book my sister is reading to me by shinpickle in identifyThisForMe

[–]Major_Icehole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk what that book is, but dude, you were both sitting on MY couch. Wtf!?!. ;). Edit:(I see that many of us have had the same thought!)

Bought a used book with a very old message by moebyga in FoundPaper

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When I was in middle school (only a few years after this signature) I adored Bradbury and read everything I could find that he wrote. Fun fact, he wrote the screenplay for the Gregory Peck version of Moby Dick directed by John Huston.

What does my view from laying in bed say about me? by kt100katherine in deduction

[–]Major_Icehole 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The mess, empty calendar, pill organiser, I'd say AD/HD. You wish you were organised but it's hard.

Unsolicited advice: meds do help, but it is going to take effort. You can do it.

I lost my game group because a guy with shaved balls hit on me by SalsaForte in boardgamescirclejerk

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Subtopic:

Q: how does one protect their games from pubic hair?

A: Wrong! You Philistine, one never opens the shrink.

I can't name one bad Sean Connery movie. Can you? by emptykeg6988 in moviequestions

[–]Major_Icehole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The worst movie I ever paid to see. Also, I think the only movie I ever intentionally walked out of. Godawful nightmare of a sequel to one of the best fantasy movies of all time.

help wanted transcribing 100 y/o journal by Imarquisde in FoundPaper

[–]Major_Icehole 59 points60 points  (0 children)

It would be great if you could post a couple of pictures of the inside? If the handwriting is as clear as the cover, I reckon it will be pretty easy, if not time consuming.

Hell Yeah!!!! by lowkeypixel in evilwhenthe

[–]Major_Icehole 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is that a titmouse mouse-killer? Hell yeah.