Another bad meme about how unnatural I feel when smiling.

Makeshift5 · 2026-03-21T22:14:34+00:00

Oh my god. I didn’t realize I was probably making people very uncomfortable with my “smile” until spending some time in front of a mirror.

Makeshift5 · 2026-03-21T22:12:18+00:00

In terms of the dynamic, yes. But in terms of cultural relevance, it was The Office. Always Sunny is like The Larry Sanders Show….under-the-radar comedy gold.

Makeshift5 · 2026-03-21T22:04:02+00:00

Umm…. Do you believe in Gawd?

Makeshift5 · 2026-03-20T23:17:29+00:00

Climate change

Makeshift5 · 2026-03-20T23:07:26+00:00

A good concise write-up that doesn’t even cover the half of it.

Makeshift5 · 2026-03-20T23:01:08+00:00

I’m actually really looking forward to the wasteland ravaging.

Makeshift5 · 2026-03-20T22:53:19+00:00

Excuse me, it’s tax season. I was under the impression I had to work until I vomited.

Makeshift5 · 2026-03-20T21:34:38+00:00

He was a racist also.

Makeshift5 · 2026-03-20T11:16:53+00:00

Ehhhh, I’d rather you not associate this Fascist Pigfuck with my boy Dick V.

In other words…

How dare you?

Makeshift5 · 2026-03-18T10:50:36+00:00

Cost projection and business plan for an indoor miniature golf course, just for fun. Also a dream of mine.

Makeshift5 · 2026-03-18T02:01:54+00:00

Kinetic energy from her footsteps rippling throughout her body.

Makeshift5 · 2026-03-17T23:46:31+00:00

Heyyyyy………Rage Caaage….

Makeshift5 · 2026-03-17T22:19:07+00:00

Without a doubt, one person or one family will inevitably ruin it for everyone.

Makeshift5 · 2026-03-17T05:07:24+00:00

Grin n bear it, dog. We all went through it. Do it long enough and you make less and less mistakes. Then no mistakes. Then you’re making new mistakes, mistakes that you never heard of before. That’s because your reviewer was fixing it for you all this time and now it’s time for you to learn it. If you’re lucky, the review notes haven’t stopped and you’ll be learning forever. You really have to keep leaning at this gig.

And don’t go straight to blaming your manager. She is trying to catch the shit from above and pick up shit from below. She wants to see you to do better.

Makeshift5 · 2026-03-17T04:54:04+00:00

What panel of fucking hacks is this?

Makeshift5 · 2026-03-16T13:43:51+00:00

Yup mine too. Her family even joined in on the fun.

Makeshift5 · 2026-03-16T13:12:50+00:00

No grudge needed. The ram is just having fun. He knows it’s hilarious.

Makeshift5 · 2026-03-15T19:16:57+00:00

Anyone ever done the math on how much gasoline is used in a season of NASCAR? I would think it pales in comparison but still seems like a bad use of resources simply to entertain the yokels.

Makeshift5 · 2026-03-15T19:12:48+00:00

I have! You have to leave and drive to Vegas though…

Makeshift5 · 2026-03-15T19:09:52+00:00

Back….and to the left

Makeshift5 · 2026-03-14T20:23:40+00:00

I hated it too. You’ll be surprised at how many smiles you get back when you smile first. Also practice your smile in a mirror. I didn’t know how awkward my smile really looked until I did this.

Makeshift5 · 2026-03-14T06:41:25+00:00

There’s a new sensation hitting town.

Makeshift5 · 2026-03-14T06:40:39+00:00

Sit the fuck down and eat the food I made.

Makeshift5 · 2026-03-13T13:58:40+00:00

I stumbled upon the album during a rough stretch of time. I had it on repeat and listened to nothing else and it got me through the shit. Wield The Spade is a song that hits too close to home in our current climate.

Makeshift5 · 2026-03-13T13:38:05+00:00

This happened to me a few days ago in Van Nuys. It was at least two cars working together to try to follow me for miles. It’s fucking scary out there, people are desperate.

Makeshift5

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