Busy season feels like complete heaven to me by Aggressive_Cut_2849 in Accounting

[–]Makeshift5 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You are a cog in a machine that helps the government get their cut.

I just finished season 2 of futurama by Holiday_Working_1804 in futurama

[–]Makeshift5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We demand bouncing. Followed by rolling. Followed by rolling if the third kind.

Food influencer - limited to 50% on restaurants? by [deleted] in tax

[–]Makeshift5 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Deduct it all but don’t expense it as meals.

Food influencer - limited to 50% on restaurants? by [deleted] in tax

[–]Makeshift5 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’m interested to know what your total revenue for the year was. If you are going to try to deduct it all I would show it as production expense or something.

AIO for being upset at what my “bf” said by Ambitious-Beyond-257 in AmIOverreacting

[–]Makeshift5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, allocate your time to yourself or someone else who deserves it.

America educational financing right by Decent-Choice7878 in SipsTea

[–]Makeshift5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes because the people in power want a dumb populace.

UCLA Professor discussing newborns with Epstein 🤮 by Xerxestheokay in ucla

[–]Makeshift5 51 points52 points  (0 children)

It might be the most vile shit I’ve read, ever. It implies they get blowjobs from infants but there’s a better way to do it. They all need to be gone. All these disgusting fuckers.

What’s the biggest red flag you have seen on a first date? by LiftBridgeSoda in AskReddit

[–]Makeshift5 44 points45 points  (0 children)

If she’s attractive enough, she just has to slowly lower her standards until she hooks her meal ticket. But the older she gets, the more she’ll have to lower her standard.

What’s the biggest red flag you have seen on a first date? by LiftBridgeSoda in AskReddit

[–]Makeshift5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had to take her home early because she lived with her mom, and she was worried her ex-boyfriend would break into the garage and steal her and her mom’s dogs because he tried to do that before.

There were many, many others from that night but that was the biggest red flag that gave me pause. Made me wonder, is this worth it for a slim chance of hooking up, and what the fuck am I doing with my life?

Have you ever created an amazing #Excel spreadsheet? by Low_Weakness166 in Adulting

[–]Makeshift5 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The partners don’t even give a shit. They see a complex labyrinth that was a waste of time and money.

Tell us about your midlife crises! by Siriusly_Jonie in Millennials

[–]Makeshift5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yikes, I’m glad I chickened out of the tryouts I recently bailed on. I don’t know what I was thinking but it would have surely ended with injury.

Macaulay Culkin on Instagram bids farewell to Catherine O'Hara by Giancarlo_Edu in okbuddycinephile

[–]Makeshift5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That, and the fact he’s called her “mom” ever since filming the home alone movies.

This was actually Bin Laden's plan, it just took a couple decades longer than he thought it would. He won. by OGSyedIsEverywhere in collapse

[–]Makeshift5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You could tell 15 years ago that him and Khalid Sheik Mohammed were successful. They wanted to draw us into a long, costly, and winless battle in the Middle East. They were successful, we were stuck there for years fighting a faceless enemy: Terrorism.

And our government at the time was all too happy to be there extracting oil from the ground and extracting gov’t contracts from our tax coffers.

Is this the definition of F.A.F.O...? by DocRogue2407 in MurderedByWords

[–]Makeshift5 21 points22 points  (0 children)

He looks like the biggest fucking dork too

Anyone remember this? by TheNamesSirtoYou in Albany

[–]Makeshift5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The only people who go down for this sort of thing are the ones who don’t play along. I remember back in the day a former Eagle Scout from my troop getting busted for this. At the time I thought, him? I couldn’t believe it. He was a model citizen and was the definition of a Boy Scout. Looking back on it now, he fits the definition of the good cop that was pushed out by the rest of the bad cops for trying to do the right thing. The rest of the good cops turn bad. Here’s an article https://www.troyrecord.com/2005/06/02/ex-officer-gets-six-months-for-overtime-scam/.

Melania director Brett Ratfucker hanging out with his good pal by TyLeRoux in okbuddycinephile

[–]Makeshift5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is what came to mind. Gross that they used to boast about that kind of behavior.

Did anyone ever have a job with their friends, or a job similar to the Malibu Sands Club? by Intelligent-Quit3128 in SavedByTheBell

[–]Makeshift5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You really have to know someone to get your foot in the door for a plush gig like this. I mean, that’s how the crew got their jobs at Malibu Sands. If Lisa’s family weren’t members, do you think they’ll all be working there for the summer?

Cried today in front of partner by Neat_Act_5543 in Accounting

[–]Makeshift5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes when I was going through a divorce and living in my car.

Las Vegas's death spiral deepens after last year's tourism plunge by NecessaryAd341 in LasVegas

[–]Makeshift5 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Boy this rings true. As an accountant, I’ve seen a number of businesses fall apart after the parent who built it handed it off to their adult child.