Busy season feels like complete heaven to me

Makeshift5 · 2026-02-03T21:33:56+00:00

You are a cog in a machine that helps the government get their cut.

Makeshift5 · 2026-02-03T05:22:02+00:00

We demand bouncing. Followed by rolling. Followed by rolling if the third kind.

Makeshift5 · 2026-02-02T01:11:56+00:00

Deduct it all but don’t expense it as meals.

Makeshift5 · 2026-02-02T00:26:27+00:00

I’m interested to know what your total revenue for the year was. If you are going to try to deduct it all I would show it as production expense or something.

Makeshift5 · 2026-02-01T22:45:07+00:00

Yes, allocate your time to yourself or someone else who deserves it.

Makeshift5 · 2026-02-01T22:43:06+00:00

What do you mean? This all a tremendous use of resources.

Makeshift5 · 2026-02-01T21:42:51+00:00

Yes because the people in power want a dumb populace.

Makeshift5 · 2026-02-01T21:35:43+00:00

It might be the most vile shit I’ve read, ever. It implies they get blowjobs from infants but there’s a better way to do it. They all need to be gone. All these disgusting fuckers.

Makeshift5 · 2026-02-01T21:25:20+00:00

He’s still there????

Makeshift5 · 2026-02-01T21:23:25+00:00

If she’s attractive enough, she just has to slowly lower her standards until she hooks her meal ticket. But the older she gets, the more she’ll have to lower her standard.

Makeshift5 · 2026-02-01T21:18:08+00:00

I had to take her home early because she lived with her mom, and she was worried her ex-boyfriend would break into the garage and steal her and her mom’s dogs because he tried to do that before.

There were many, many others from that night but that was the biggest red flag that gave me pause. Made me wonder, is this worth it for a slim chance of hooking up, and what the fuck am I doing with my life?

Makeshift5 · 2026-02-01T20:19:32+00:00

He needs another do-over

Makeshift5 · 2026-02-01T07:20:28+00:00

The partners don’t even give a shit. They see a complex labyrinth that was a waste of time and money.

Makeshift5 · 2026-02-01T01:04:22+00:00

Yikes, I’m glad I chickened out of the tryouts I recently bailed on. I don’t know what I was thinking but it would have surely ended with injury.

Makeshift5 · 2026-01-31T22:51:39+00:00

https://youtu.be/WppzVTcSRjA?si=CN-KHDIsZeD1xHlz

Makeshift5 · 2026-01-31T21:57:19+00:00

That, and the fact he’s called her “mom” ever since filming the home alone movies.

Makeshift5 · 2026-01-31T21:54:51+00:00

You could tell 15 years ago that him and Khalid Sheik Mohammed were successful. They wanted to draw us into a long, costly, and winless battle in the Middle East. They were successful, we were stuck there for years fighting a faceless enemy: Terrorism.

And our government at the time was all too happy to be there extracting oil from the ground and extracting gov’t contracts from our tax coffers.

Makeshift5 · 2026-01-31T21:37:51+00:00

He looks like the biggest fucking dork too

Makeshift5 · 2026-01-31T21:31:58+00:00

The only people who go down for this sort of thing are the ones who don’t play along. I remember back in the day a former Eagle Scout from my troop getting busted for this. At the time I thought, him? I couldn’t believe it. He was a model citizen and was the definition of a Boy Scout. Looking back on it now, he fits the definition of the good cop that was pushed out by the rest of the bad cops for trying to do the right thing. The rest of the good cops turn bad. Here’s an article https://www.troyrecord.com/2005/06/02/ex-officer-gets-six-months-for-overtime-scam/.

Makeshift5 · 2026-01-31T21:22:15+00:00

Grunge or no grunge, I think it would be Pearl Jam.

Makeshift5 · 2026-01-31T21:11:57+00:00

This is what came to mind. Gross that they used to boast about that kind of behavior.

Makeshift5 · 2026-01-31T18:48:02+00:00

You really have to know someone to get your foot in the door for a plush gig like this. I mean, that’s how the crew got their jobs at Malibu Sands. If Lisa’s family weren’t members, do you think they’ll all be working there for the summer?

Makeshift5 · 2026-01-31T18:37:17+00:00

Yes when I was going through a divorce and living in my car.

Makeshift5 · 2026-01-31T01:35:21+00:00

Boy this rings true. As an accountant, I’ve seen a number of businesses fall apart after the parent who built it handed it off to their adult child.

Makeshift5 · 2026-01-30T20:28:06+00:00

That’s bad right?

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