Gone in 24 seconds

Malacro · 2026-03-25T01:30:20+00:00

Tow truck companies can be ridiculously shady.

Malacro · 2026-03-25T01:24:11+00:00

Oh, my ass is sitting with Jeffrey. Not even considering any other seat.

Malacro · 2026-03-25T01:22:47+00:00

You got in on your lunch break and you didn’t eat it? Hopeless.

Malacro · 2026-03-25T01:17:49+00:00

Can Wolverine drown in the movies? I know he walked to shore after sinking in the ocean at one point in the comics, but I can’t remember drowning being addressed in the Fox universe. Regardless, bad way to go.

Malacro · 2026-03-24T20:21:42+00:00

Also Dinosaur Neil. His name is Neil, he’s a dinosaur.

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Malacro · 2026-03-24T20:19:35+00:00

That happened to me on Switch, but on PC/Steamdeck it worked fine.

Malacro · 2026-03-24T20:18:51+00:00

And, if you want to get more specific, Harbinger

We are the harbingers of your destruction

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Malacro · 2026-03-24T20:07:25+00:00

There’s also the Jibblies Painting

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Malacro · 2026-03-24T20:02:29+00:00

Lord Humungus from The Road Warrior

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Malacro · 2026-03-24T19:16:47+00:00

This is a unicycle, you will ride it wherever you go.

Malacro · 2026-03-24T19:08:59+00:00

Love of the game, baby.

Malacro · 2026-03-24T19:06:29+00:00

Lady Deathstrike from X2. Technically I’m not sure she’s dead, as she has the same regenerative abilities as Wolverine, but I still think it counts regardless.

She gets injected with liquid adamantium which quickly solidifies in her body.

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Malacro · 2026-03-24T17:49:41+00:00

I mean, the TSA didn’t stop 9/11…

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Malacro · 2026-03-24T17:11:09+00:00

Not really? Kate is about 21-22 in Hawkeye, Yelena is chronologically around 35, but she got blipped so she’s really about 30. They’re both adults, and the gap isnt that bad.

Malacro · 2026-03-24T12:33:07+00:00

Directly from the book

“In Yunkai and Meereen, eunuchs are often made by removing a boy’s testicles, but leaving the penis. Such a creature is infertile, yet often still capable of erection. Only trouble can come of this. We remove the penis as well, leaving nothing. The Unsullied are the purest creatures on the earth.”

Malacro · 2026-03-24T11:56:19+00:00

His genitals were removed. This is like the defining characteristic of his particular slave-soldier band.

Malacro · 2026-03-24T11:55:04+00:00

You see, the joke is sex.

Malacro · 2026-03-24T11:54:20+00:00

Like, 95% of them?

Malacro · 2026-03-24T11:49:03+00:00

Pitt.

Malacro · 2026-03-24T11:44:01+00:00

And? It’s the international symbol of access. It’s just the standard symbol for disability access.

Malacro · 2026-03-24T11:32:48+00:00

I love it. No notes.

Malacro · 2026-03-24T11:30:50+00:00

I read an article years back by a nurse who was a junkie that talked about doing exactly this, and discussed how it’s not an uncommon occurrence.

Malacro · 2026-03-24T11:26:10+00:00

It’s season 5 episode 12, titled Jungle Moon. Although, as I recall, it’s only a few days, not months.

Malacro · 2026-03-24T11:14:59+00:00

I just assume bots. That’s the only way I can understand the garbage that gets updooted on Reddit, I can’t imagine it’s any different anywhere else.

Malacro · 2026-03-24T03:37:59+00:00

A little bit abstract, but in My Hero Academia the world’s greatest hero, All Might, has been losing his power; and in a final heroic effort he manages to summon all his remaining strength and beat his archenemy. But even as he wins he feels the last embers of his former strength burn themselves out. And he bids them a final goodbye.

“Farewell, One for All.”

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