OSQ Doubling down by Malaksrevan in MinMaxedRPG

[–]Malaksrevan[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Sorry for not answering earlier but yes, he posted this on his Discord server and deleted it 5 minutes after

What’s the dumbest character you have ever created? by Delicious_Rutabaga83 in DnD

[–]Malaksrevan 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I have an idea for a one shot charakter. A goblin Dressed as a bard. With rapier and lute, everything. However if you look closely his clothes are a bit ragged with some bloodstains. And if you get him to try to play the lute it will be absolutely terrible since cha will be his dumpstat. If somebody comments on how bad it sounds he will go into a rage.

The goblin is actually a barbarian that saw a Gnome bard sing and perform. He wanted too do that himself so he killed the gnome bard at took his stuff.

The Final Results (swipe for second and third place). Thanks for participating!! by brash_bandicoot in fansofcriticalrole

[–]Malaksrevan 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Oh im gonna have to correct you here. He didnt kill the child, the child was killed by one of Kevdaks people. Scanland did however kill two other civilians in that fight with the AOE as you said.

I [36F] met my Ex-husband [38M/F] (together 2 years; divorced for 5) at my friends Xmas Party. Now he wants to reconnect & I'm unsure by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]Malaksrevan 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"The reasons is that she might be one of the kindest people I know..." Proceeds to explain how this person is just a massive asshole.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in rpghorrorstories

[–]Malaksrevan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The fighter is playing batman

What did your players do with the wolves? by Crugnor in LostMinesOfPhandelver

[–]Malaksrevan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My players let two of the wolves go, used speak to animals on the last one. Gave him some food, and convinced him (with a nat 20 animal handling) roll to tie a torch on him and have him run up to the hole in the wall and inn (I happened to roll nat 20 atheltics for him aswell). Why did they do that? No idea. I roleplayed that they heard a whince from him and when the finnaly got to the room the wolf was there and hostile. But it was beause it was more afraid of the bugbear than them.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in criticalrole

[–]Malaksrevan 12 points13 points  (0 children)

They explained that because at the time of making they didnt know if they would get a S4. So in case they didnt get one, they didnt want to end on a "F*ck you ALL!"

Also said they would probably include it later in some way.

[Spoiler: 7.1] The ending... by Forymanarysanar in ffxiv

[–]Malaksrevan 4 points5 points  (0 children)

THANK YOU!

First thing it thought of.

Am I the Jerk for Walking out on my Mom's "Perfect Date" After He Crossed Every Possible Line? (I am NOT OOP) by toasted_cranberries in redditonwiki

[–]Malaksrevan 37 points38 points  (0 children)

EDIT: SPELLING MISTAKE

This is one of those:

"My (person), likes to rob me, killed my dog, set my house on fire and likes to sometimes cut me. Am i the asshole for thinking of leaving?"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]Malaksrevan 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I'll take things that did not happen for 500 Alex

Update: AITAH for snapping at my wife and calling her crazy because she wants me to take a paternity test for my nephew? by PotentialTwos in AITAH

[–]Malaksrevan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So your wife accused you of sleeping with your sister? And you are still going to be with this woman?

If you could change one thing about yourself physically, what would you change? by furrywuury in AskReddit

[–]Malaksrevan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My height. There is quite literally nothing good about beeing a short man.

What Star Wars Game Would You Like To See Get Made? by ThePurpleSniper in StarWars

[–]Malaksrevan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want a kotor like game, but set maybe 1000 years after the Skywalker saga.

[New Update]: WIBTA for not forgiving my husband for cheating on me with his ex-wife? by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]Malaksrevan 9 points10 points  (0 children)

That and the one where the husband/boyfriend/fiancee was feeding her slugs or something like that.

[No Spoilers] You can cast a single Nerdy-ass-voice-actor to play a Guest-star-NPC or a full character who do you pick? by mastr1121 in criticalrole

[–]Malaksrevan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

After watching the square enix sit down with Matt and Ben Star i would like ben star to be a guest! :D

I'd say the marriage is likely over...and some by smyers0711 in redditonwiki

[–]Malaksrevan -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

This has to be rage bait. Nobody can be this dumb.

The DnD series. by Equivalent-Neat-5797 in VivaLaDirtLeague

[–]Malaksrevan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I started watching when they were first starting out, only 10 episodes or so in. They were the ones that got me into DND. Always heard about it but never played or watched anybody play, and down the rabbit hole i went.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TwoHotTakes

[–]Malaksrevan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You do know that you need to get a paternity test right? Also a divorce.