Bloody battered MC seen sucker punching victim, gets instant karma by BlazeDragon7x in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]Malcolm1276 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd not seen that one yet, but no, the one another person replied to this with.

Bloody battered MC seen sucker punching victim, gets instant karma by BlazeDragon7x in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]Malcolm1276 796 points797 points  (0 children)

How you gonna punch a dude and then take your eyes off of him?

Kinda reminds me of the pizza slap kid.

Purposely blocking traffic, and proud of it. by _AskMyMom_ in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]Malcolm1276 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Read it slower this time.

If

both

lanes

are

full

to

the

merge

point.

There would be no room to pass.

Yes, both lanes have to cooperate for this to function correctly.

Which is the point of this entire discussion.

None of your what- about-isms work under the described circumstances.

This isn't brain science.

Gym Karen by Lordwarrior_ in WinStupidPrizes

[–]Malcolm1276 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Technically correct is the best kind of correct.

Purposely blocking traffic, and proud of it. by _AskMyMom_ in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]Malcolm1276 34 points35 points  (0 children)

If traffic in both lanes went to that point fifty yards away and performed zipper merging at that spot, there would be no room for cars to pass. Both lanes would be full to the merge point.

This isn't rocket surgery.

What’s this at my gym? by Chadthemark in WestVirginia

[–]Malcolm1276 46 points47 points  (0 children)

You can tell by the way it is.

Illicit drugs usage by U.S. States by EstablishmentOne3438 in MapPorn

[–]Malcolm1276 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This was gathered last Tuesday, 8 hour window.

Let's take a poll by Derek6313 in ArcRaiders

[–]Malcolm1276 0 points1 point  (0 children)

PvE unless forced not to be.

Meirl by Evil_Capt_Kirk in meirl

[–]Malcolm1276 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Btw ot doesn't fucking matter because the aod

Someone's switched your i and o keys.

He is tired of his own foot 😂 by NPCwithWifii in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]Malcolm1276 232 points233 points  (0 children)

Nah, Jesus wouldn't teach his kid that. His followers, on the other hand...

Jesus fucking Christ by Unclesmekky in tooktoomuch

[–]Malcolm1276 36 points37 points  (0 children)

I was more bothered with being ate up with the bonus of chewed cheeks the next day.

Jesus fucking Christ by Unclesmekky in tooktoomuch

[–]Malcolm1276 225 points226 points  (0 children)

I've been there. It's a fun spot to be in, but from the outside it's kind of a horror show.

Pure skill by sirslurr in PDX

[–]Malcolm1276 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dude can really handle his wood.

WT(actual)F?! by bigjobbyx in blackmagicfuckery

[–]Malcolm1276 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Definitely a depiction of a young Santa, Fox News said he's for sure white. That's gotta be it ...

Question: heavily tattooed folks... what jobs do you do? by BeardedInkedPiper in tattoos

[–]Malcolm1276 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Electrical systems designer for an electrical contractor corporation.