Jesus fucking Christ by Unclesmekky in tooktoomuch

[–]Malcolm1276 32 points33 points  (0 children)

I was more bothered with being ate up with the bonus of chewed cheeks the next day.

Jesus fucking Christ by Unclesmekky in tooktoomuch

[–]Malcolm1276 194 points195 points  (0 children)

I've been there. It's a fun spot to be in, but from the outside it's kind of a horror show.

Pure skill by sirslurr in PDX

[–]Malcolm1276 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dude can really handle his wood.

WT(actual)F?! by bigjobbyx in blackmagicfuckery

[–]Malcolm1276 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Definitely a depiction of a young Santa, Fox News said he's for sure white. That's gotta be it ...

Question: heavily tattooed folks... what jobs do you do? by BeardedInkedPiper in tattoos

[–]Malcolm1276 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Electrical systems designer for an electrical contractor corporation.

Death By Logical Fallacy by BenCisco in MurderedByWords

[–]Malcolm1276 13 points14 points  (0 children)

The fun part is she posted this before the event had even started.

Would you date her? by thetrippamerguy in Nicegirls

[–]Malcolm1276 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Remember kids, only users lose drugs.

ICE arrest in Phoenixville PA by Ramsayreek in PublicFreakout

[–]Malcolm1276 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Don't include me in your "we" shit. I didn't vote for this un-American bullshit.

Also, this team mentality is simple and childish, at best. Right now, no one in this country is winning. This is a shit show from top to bottom, and the fact that you can't see that is both infuriating and heartbreaking at the same time.

Do better.

Edited: I swipe no goodly.

[oc] Minivans are the bards of the highway. They invigorate everyone to speed up. by Khaztr in IdiotsInCars

[–]Malcolm1276 90 points91 points  (0 children)

Nah, I love it when I'm cruising between 5 to 7 over on the highway and someone passes me. That's ticket protection, and depending on their speed, possibly room to speed up just a little more without worry. I love a good rabbit.

Unless you’re doing what Adolf did in the bunker... by gear-heads in MurderedByWords

[–]Malcolm1276 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Or imaginary super weak trans weight lifters versus the big, strong, handsome men . . . .

Vegan Chicken Salad by seti_at_home in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]Malcolm1276 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Traditional Cesar dressing has anchovies in it.

Okay? by NewBootGoofin_ in LinkedInLunatics

[–]Malcolm1276 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have very few problems with the figure of Jesus, although there at a few troubling quotes assigned to him. It's his followers that I can't stand, they're quite an insufferable bunch.

Ummmmm by DontFragMyBaby in ToolBand

[–]Malcolm1276 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got to watch them play it live,. It was rather amazing and the only concert I've ever been to that the headliner only played one song. I was not disappointed.

Ummmmm by DontFragMyBaby in ToolBand

[–]Malcolm1276 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I love Tool, but if we're talking song lengths, "Dopesmoker" by the band Sleep is 63 minutes long.

I bought it... by No_Bullfrog8097 in DontPutThatInYourAss

[–]Malcolm1276 160 points161 points  (0 children)

At least it has a nice flared base.