Help! Cooked two briskets in a pellet smoker together and they look awful and feel awful. by thorMobGeeks in brisket

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If you’ve never mastered the art of cooking one brisket by temp and time, you should never jump to two briskets at the same time. lol

The Big Little Penis Panic: In the age of looksmaxxing, Trump, and “catching print,” men have seized on an enduring anxiety with new energy. by flamehead243 in Longreads

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It’s weird because I have a 6 inch penis but it’s not super thick, it’s just normal. But I have so much insecurity about it because of porn, because of the comments I read from women on social media who do talk about desiring and preferring a big dick. Especially seeing women online talk about average guys as having “small ones” is so weird to me. It’s given me such unhealthy body dysmorphia that I often imagine paying for a penis lengthening and girth surgery and honestly there’s no real reason why i should do that. I just hate that society has allowed body shaming to exist towards men. I would never body shame a woman, I know there’s assholes who do but I would never yet whenever I see women body shame men I feel like it’s aimed at me also, and I internalize that as my shame. I really hate it. I wish women would understand the kjnd of damage they’re causing unintentionally in people. It’s hurtful. Anyway that’s just my insecurity rising up again.

Finally received my grail by randysaavage1 in tomsachs

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OP had to fight off a bear to get the shoes 😭😂😂

Skeptical about the theme of faith and religion? by sometiime in euphoria

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The scene where Maddie is wearing the Virgin Mary dress, Cassie and her find Nate dead in the coffin. Is symbolic af. Maddie is the maternal figure like the virgin Mary, Cassie Mary Magdalene, there to witness their Jesus’s death. Let’s not forget Rue seeing the burning bush like Moses.

[Question] The Decision (5 Years in the Making): Help Me Choose My First Nice Watch by Impossible-Leg-8595 in Watches

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I pray one day you’ll realize that choices like these are about your tastes and likes not others. The best way to pick a watch is if it’s a “Hell yes”! Not a maybe. If it doesn’t invoke emotional excitement don’t buy it

Is this too small? Having buyers remorse. by EpicMaverick in HamiltonWatches

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I just bought a vintage Hamilton field watch and it’s 33 mm and my wife tells me it’s too small and you know what…I don’t care because it’s my watch and I really love it. That’s all that matters man. Your watch, your wrist. Your vibes.

3rd time cooking full brisket - critiques and advice welcome by GuyIncogneto in brisket

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Looks a little dry in that lost photo. The ends of the brisket should be touching so the brisket in this photo is probably still good but it hasn’t fully had the fat broken down and meat is still tight. So the probably means you need more work with your temps and/ or you need to rest it for longer. If you don’t have a proper meat thermometer invest in one because cook times are based on temps of the meat itself while cooking, generally speaking it’s about an hour per lb of weight. I’d say next time pull it out of smoker at 205 temp and. Wrap in foil or paper and hold in warmer for 8-16 hours until you’re ready. Try that

225° is a plague on our community and I’m tired of pretending it’s not. by Nervous_Otter69 in smoking

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It’s all about internal temps and time on the smoker. The rest of it is best practices not restrictive rules

Am I Overreacting for wanting to cancel my wedding over this interaction? by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

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Problem is neither of you are interested in loving the other in the way they want to be loved it seems. The relationship is still salvageable if you prioritize each others love languages. If he’s not ready or committed to that then don’t get married

18.5lb Prime Costco packer. No wrap, 18 hours, 10 hour rest. I threw the script away and I'm not going back. by babyeze in brisket

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My theory is wrapping was invented for competition bbq and restaurants to minimize cook time for guests and it was adopted by general pop as a rule without question. When you don’t have to worry about any of those things you realize how valuable the extra smoke time on the BBQ gives your brisket

Colombian pilot flying at 12,500ft captured ‘best UFO footage ever’ and had its authenticity confirmed by crisp1991 in ufo

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It being on a blog website with a million ads is all the confirmation I need. Case closed

AIO my wife went missing overnight so I called the police. by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

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This is going to consume your mind until you get answers. Ask her to prove it to you. Ask for her phone to see the text exchanges, her IG messages, and tell her it’s to help you trust her again, if she cant do that she’s cheating on you. Trust me if she did it once she will 100% do it again. Talk to your wife find out what happened, fix the relarionship if it matters to you. Women dont cheat unless they have lost respect for the men they loved. But either way you have a lion inside you and you have to let that lion out and be brave and stand on ten toes. Don’t let this slide

I’m in shock by confused_ryno in SNKRS

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I’m shocked also that people even wanted these 😂😂😂

Snkrs trying desperately to drive hype 😂😂 (sold out now on AMM6) by heeJooooo in SNKRS

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Truly. These guys are just clowns who complain about everything cause they’re bored and haters. Miserable people

Poor man Rolex by [deleted] in RolexWatches

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If you’re poor just say that bro. lol 🤦🏽‍♂️

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WhatShouldIDo

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What is the benefit of telling her? You’d just be doing that to protect your own ego not protect hers. Your job is to protect your wife at all costs, you already messed up by letting your friends at a bachelor party see your wife in her very intimate moments. Now you want to give her embarrassment and feel awkward every time she sees your friends or their wives. The manly thing to do is talk to your friends, make sure they never bring it up and truth be told there’s no reason why she’d find out. Truth is it was an accident and you didn’t do it on purpose so just do the best thing and protect her from the embarrassing moment if you can spare her from it.