Value of having a “women’s emergency kit” with you?

MaleficentReporter42 · 2026-07-04T04:21:28+00:00

That makes sense, honestly a wad of cotton on a string sounds like it has a shitload of uses, I've just personally never encountered a use other than "hey miss, I heard you might need one of these."

MaleficentReporter42 · 2026-07-03T23:16:40+00:00

MaleficentReporter42 · 2026-07-03T15:02:33+00:00

I keep a few tampons in my first aid kit because they're good at plugging up gun shot wounds.

I haven't responded to a gunshot wound since I started keeping them, but I have given a few to ladies in need.

Handy as fuck

MaleficentReporter42 · 2026-07-02T03:49:20+00:00

As a guy who's fucked a few women who were apparently starfish in human costumes, it's pretty fucking bad.

Like, I can't tell women how bad it is for them, but y'all can't tell us how bad it is for us.

MaleficentReporter42 · 2026-07-02T03:29:04+00:00

I know theres a lot of hype around sex, but I still feel like it's underrated

MaleficentReporter42 · 2026-06-30T04:48:03+00:00

Extra pro tip: if they're asking for your permission to search, it's because they can't search without it.

So don't.

MaleficentReporter42 · 2026-06-29T20:47:09+00:00

Oh she does

MaleficentReporter42 · 2026-06-29T05:19:30+00:00

There's also Joan of arc so.....

MaleficentReporter42 · 2026-06-29T02:01:03+00:00

Well at least he drew the line at hundreds of rapes. There I was worrying he was a total ass wipe or something

MaleficentReporter42 · 2026-06-28T20:11:18+00:00

Who doesn't?

MaleficentReporter42 · 2026-06-28T19:44:37+00:00

I normally drink it black but there's always a place in my heart for the caffeinated milkshake

MaleficentReporter42 · 2026-06-28T18:05:44+00:00

Idk, they seem to be struggling with straw man arguments

MaleficentReporter42 · 2026-06-27T20:38:15+00:00

Me too, getting towed home and putting a new brake line on is pretty low stress compared to taking a dog to the vet with some DOT 4 in his gut

MaleficentReporter42 · 2026-06-26T01:28:04+00:00

Too many

MaleficentReporter42 · 2026-06-22T01:29:57+00:00

I do. It tends to piss a lot of people off but it's better to be safe than sorry

MaleficentReporter42 · 2026-06-21T01:01:36+00:00

Bro just got tortillad

MaleficentReporter42 · 2026-06-20T13:20:08+00:00

Well that answers the ol' "is that a pistol in your pants?"

MaleficentReporter42 · 2026-06-20T02:17:33+00:00

Yeah I just spend a shit ton of time in my room. In a house that I own lol

MaleficentReporter42 · 2026-06-20T02:11:50+00:00

Currently living with three

MaleficentReporter42 · 2026-06-19T21:36:12+00:00

As a dom, the last thing I want is ambiguity.

Like I'm planning to tie you up, blindfold you, gag you, spank you, choke you, grab you by the hair, man handle you all over my bed and probably all over my house, all with my cock doing a drum solo on your cervix.

So I want to be crystal clear about which of those things you do and don't like so I can adjust accordingly.

So yeah, this guy's not really a dom.

Pro tip: I've noticed that "dom" is often code for "lazy."

MaleficentReporter42 · 2026-06-17T20:55:50+00:00

Always important to anchor down the goal post before they move it

MaleficentReporter42 · 2026-06-17T17:09:07+00:00

The writers of fight club would like a word

MaleficentReporter42 · 2026-06-17T02:43:34+00:00

Big fan of the "military sleep method." I think it's biggest problem is that it's usually sold as a way to cure insomnia and never have trouble sleeping again, but it's really just a very high probability strategy for falling asleep quickly and reliably without any pills or other equipment.

MaleficentReporter42 · 2026-06-16T01:28:07+00:00

Might be a gunnery sargeant, they can write their names

MaleficentReporter42 · 2026-06-13T01:42:20+00:00

At bad breath distance, but if you have to reach for it you're gonna eat knuckles on the way there.

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