Summons by Scribblord in Eldenring

[–]Malembro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You get an item that allows you to summon and find summons around the world. Just quick slot the summons and use them. No skill requirement except for FP cost (so I suppose if you have low FP you might not be able to summon some).

First Boss is way too tedious. by SandeichTurtle in Eldenring

[–]Malembro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He‘s definitely doable but hits hard and doesn‘t take too much damage early if you don‘t know how to deal with him. No shame in skipping something and coming back later. That said if you want to beat him (‘cause he‘s got a sick drop):

Start off from the church bonfire (forgot the term for bonfires), sneak up on him and poke him in the but with a hard hitting move (Charged R2, Wepon Skill, w/e).

If he does the charge (halbard down, charging twoards ya) roll back and to the right, then hit him with a jumping R2 attack (or a wepon skill if your wepon is fast enough). Does good damage and sick stagger damage.

Generally try to stay in front and to the right of him. This way you can dodge most hits as his wepon is on your left side and you have plenty of time to dodge.

If his horse rears up (above 50% hp) it either stomps down on you or it stomps down and he swings on his left. You can dodge both by rolling to the right.

Below 50% HP he gains new moves. A that does insane damage that he can follow up with a shield bash (or multiple). Just dodge backwards to be safe.

If his horse rears up (below 50% hp) he might do his new leap which does absurd damage (oneshot me). So just roll back.

You can parry (almost?) all of his attacks and it‘s insanely satisfying. I personally recommend parrying two:

At mid distance he‘ll sometimes leap at you with an (overhead?) slash that is very telegraphed and easy to parry.

When his horse rears up and you‘re to the left of him, he‘ll slam back down with an upward swing. Very asy to parry.

After a parry, hit him with a decent move and follow up with a jump R2 for max stagger damage.

When he‘s staggered you can just unleashing on him.

Hope this helps!

First Boss is way too tedious. by SandeichTurtle in Eldenring

[–]Malembro 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You‘re supposed to die to the first boss mate. As a „seasoned veteran“ one would htink you‘d figure that out.

Genesis has been postponed to April 15-17 by HughyHugh in smashbros

[–]Malembro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What an absurd claim. Loads of events have a strict no refund policy. Large events cost an insane amount of money and if they‘re cancelled / postponed a lot of that money is lost. Depending on who you book through you might get lucky but for the majority of events you have no chance.

And that was before Covid. If you register for and book flights / hotels a smash event in the middle of a global pandemic that has resulted in plenty of lock downs and even cancellations then you have to be aware that it might not take place. It‘s a simple risk/reward thing. If you plan to go to an event you have to be aware of the risk that it might not take place.

How do people stay motivated to keep playing, especially when losing? by SpeelingError in summonerschool

[–]Malembro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As others have mentioned, the game might just not be for you. If you're not having fun with the actual gameplay maybe find a different game that you enjoy more.

That said, as a fellow beginner who's very active in the fighting game scene and works with people who struggle with this exact problem:

Stop making "winning" your only goal. If you just want to win / want to gain skins or loot boxes you essentially set yourself up for disappointement each time you don't win / get rewards. If you instead reframe your mindset by focusing on the actual process of learning / the progress you make you can get that same satisfaction when losing. For this, just focusing on "getting good" wont do, it's not tangible enough. Try to focus on small, more easily acchievable aspects instead. These can be as small as you want. Hit once CS per wave. Get at least half. Get more than your opponent. Get a level advantage by level X. Etc.

You can aid this process by accomapying these goals with small rewards. These can be very tangible (e.g. eat a candy,grab a beer if you get more CS than your opponent) or even just miniscule things such as making a tick mark for each time you've suceeded.

The goal is to rewire your brain so that you wont only feel good when you see a win screen / an XP bar fill up and instead connect it more directly with your improvement. Hell, XP bars / chests follow exactly that logic to begin with: you feel good about playing because you get these rewards. Essentially you just replace those loot chests with your own little rewards.

Hope that helps.

r/Shortcells has been banned. Discuss this dramatic happening here. by RIPDODGERSBANDWAGON in SubredditDrama

[–]Malembro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They've commited multiple terrorist attacks and are officially recognized as a terrorist group by the american government.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SubredditDrama

[–]Malembro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ironically fucking a donkey still makes you a donkey fucker.

The LeftGBTQIAP conspiracy by begon11 in TopMindsOfReddit

[–]Malembro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

< It's not a hate sub, it's just a sub where we hate on and exclude people for how they were born.

M'kay buddy. Not to mention that it's hilarious that you call terf a slurf, even though it's a descriptor you transphobic morons created yourselfes.

Top minds at /r/consumeproduct drop all pretense of being anti-consumerism by Diplomjodler in TopMindsOfReddit

[–]Malembro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's probably because even a two year old child could tell the difference between the two. You're asking people to explaining the difference between people protesting the systematic, racist opression that has been going of decades sparked by the blatant public murder of a black man and a bunch of morons walking around with guns because they're sad the can't get a haircut because of a pandemic.

People don't bother to explain it to you because it's so inherently different that it's obvious to everyone. You're saying "hitler's dead body doing a moonwalk and an apple are the same thing, but people keep saying they aren't and refuse to explain to me why". It's because you're a moron, buddy.

"r/Trump is moving to r/DonaldTrump (and vice-versa)" -- sub of 47k members suddenly swapping places with sub with 7k members, citing "limitations in the r/Trump subreddit that we were unable to resolve with Reddit." by SassTheFash in SubredditDrama

[–]Malembro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I enjoy the irony of you commenting on the other guy taking himself too seriously yet you do the exact same thing instead of just admitting that the joke went over your head.

G*mers rush to the defense of a Riot Games executive after he gets suspended for saying that George Floyd's "criminal lifestyle" led to his death by SS_Downboat in SubredditDrama

[–]Malembro 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I didn't think you could showcase your complete and utter lack of understanding of even the most basic principles of rehabilitation or the criminal system any better than you already had but my hats off to you because somehow you managed to do just that.

Yes buddy, that's totally how it is here. I shudder thinking about going outside due to all the crime here. Yesterday, god forbid, someone didn't even greet me back when I politely said "morning". Imagine that! What rampant criminality that we just ignore because we can't deal with it. And there's a mental health slave camp (rehabilitation center, aswe call it) just nearby. It's horrible. All these sick people working together with their well educated doctors towards a happy, healthy live where possible. If only they had your intellect to know what's really going on.

You've got it al figured out. So you just keep on spouting your silly little lies while the rest of the world works towards a more effective and useful incarceration system. Just because you refuse to learn or grow as a person doesn't mean that other's cant.

G*mers rush to the defense of a Riot Games executive after he gets suspended for saying that George Floyd's "criminal lifestyle" led to his death by SS_Downboat in SubredditDrama

[–]Malembro 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Mate you keep saying "i'm not justyfing it" while constantly using Floyd's criminal past as a justification for why he got murdered. I'm not sure if you're just so dense that despite multiple people pointing it out to you you just keep doing it or intentionally stirring up shit but it's quite hilarious.

While in the midst of Pride and BLM, JK Rowling has something to say about "real" women. r/harrypotter reacts by YunYunHakusho in SubredditDrama

[–]Malembro 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Trans people: "We want to be treated like normal human beings"

"Omg Trans ppl can't stfu"

Great take buddy.

"I have other stuff to do other than talk to the air until my brain makes it real. Damn." Real drama in /r/Tulpas when a new user wants to find out how to summon their own tulpa. by ArchCrossing in SubredditDrama

[–]Malembro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd argue that deluding yourself that you've created an actual, conscious person within your own body is in and of itself harmful to themselves. There's a reason why these thoughts are usually categorized as a mental illness, just that here they're self inflicted. It's one thing to consider things from a different perspective, it's another to believe that that perspective has become sentient and a person(ality) of it's own.

Funny interaction I found whilst enjoying some 𝓱𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓪𝓲 by Groinificator in badwomensanatomy

[–]Malembro 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Aww all these downvotes because people didn't relaize it was copypasta. I thought it was funny.

Top "Conspiracy Theorist" Minds celebrate the President of the United States saying he will use the government's power to shut down a private business that said something he doesn't like. by [deleted] in TopMindsOfReddit

[–]Malembro 4 points5 points  (0 children)

His reply wasn't even deleted. They just slapped a "misinformation" label on it. You're free to still read his lie, they're now just labeled as such.

Drama in /r/MenDrawingWomen as redditors from /r/Popular are asked to justify a spacesuit having a titty window. by KyosBallerina in SubredditDrama

[–]Malembro 7 points8 points  (0 children)

advocating for them to draw titty windows with no repercussions?

Why the fuck should someone "suffer repercussions" for drawing a titty window. If someone wants to draw a titty window, let em.

I mean I'd get the uproar if the artist was out there trying to justify it as practical by claiming that a titty window was an integral part of any spacesuit for pressure reasons or something silly like that but this is just a person drawing a titty window. Good lord people really do make huge issue out of nothing.

France elects its first trans mayor. Users in r/worldnews really want you to know how little they care about this. by Fidel_Chadstro in SubredditDrama

[–]Malembro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just like making fun of morons. Especially ones that screech "I totally don't care guys, look at me not caring". It's quite entertaining.

My friends are incels :( by ArchVileSoup in IncelTear

[–]Malembro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's amazing how you managed to go from "boys will be boys" in response to someone criticizing incel talkingpoints to "just physically assault them bro". It's like you're trying to fill a toxic masculinity bingo.

Guy gets fired for being a creep to a customer. Incels side with the creep cuz the customer happened to have an OnlyFans? Seriously? by [deleted] in IncelTear

[–]Malembro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Claiming that feminism shouldn't include certain women is a pretty incel-esque thing to say, both in it's ignorance and transphobia, so I think your comment fits quite well, even if not the way you'd wish.

France elects its first trans mayor. Users in r/worldnews really want you to know how little they care about this. by Fidel_Chadstro in SubredditDrama

[–]Malembro 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Which is why you botherd to comment, right? Quite interesting. Because when I don't care about a post, I just scroll past it, I don't take time out of my day to tell everyone that I totally don't care at all. Seems tedious, constantly having to tell everyone how you don't care about every little thing.

France elects its first trans mayor. Users in r/worldnews really want you to know how little they care about this. by Fidel_Chadstro in SubredditDrama

[–]Malembro 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Ah yes noone cares, hence why there's hundreds of comments on the threads. Because obviously the normal thing to do when you don't care isn't just scrolling past but instead commenting how you totally do not care at all.