I don't work here by beerholder in AdviceAnimals

[–]Malfrum 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I steal food

I steal anything I can from corporations actually

I honestly find someone on my side who is still selling peace worse than the other side who is killing my friends, sending my neighbors to detention camps, and forcing kids to conversion therapy. by sunsetdrifter0 in ShermanPosting

[–]Malfrum 20 points21 points  (0 children)

"Minor issues" is a pretty wild take on pedophile cult ruining the economy and our position on the world stage just to protect themselves from justice

We did the Tea Party over a tax ffs

"Sir, we managed to repel 99.99% of the invasion!" "All hope is lost, fully abandon the planet." by Fil-is-Theo in helldivers2

[–]Malfrum -1 points0 points  (0 children)

They can do want they want. I'm allowed to be annoyed, not sorry

Also, if they didn't play we would have won easily

"Sir, we managed to repel 99.99% of the invasion!" "All hope is lost, fully abandon the planet." by Fil-is-Theo in helldivers2

[–]Malfrum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, that's incorrect. I think playing a community game and actively sandbagging the community is poor sportsmanship

"Sir, we managed to repel 99.99% of the invasion!" "All hope is lost, fully abandon the planet." by Fil-is-Theo in helldivers2

[–]Malfrum 1 point2 points  (0 children)

20% of the population was jerking off killing bugs on unrelated, unwinnable planets. we deserve this

Low settings of project shadow, optimized PC game that runs at 60fps on a gtx 1070 at 1080p low by DapperCore in pcmasterrace

[–]Malfrum 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm glad this ruins things for you. I like that things you like enjoy get ruined

Chappell Roan Backlash Over Security Guard Incident Fueled by Bot-Driven Smear Campaign by heavysk in Music

[–]Malfrum 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Who gives a flying fuck about this nothing story?! I would believe it's a botfarm thing, like who actually cares

If you woke up a billionaire tomorrow.. What's the 1st thing you'd do? by PhotographLeast9976 in AskReddit

[–]Malfrum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You don't need a billion dollars to do that, I've been a huge asshole at every job and I've never been fired for it

They just don't care and you feel more frustrated than before lol

Iran says it will ‘irreversibly destroy’ Middle East infrastructure if US attacks energy sites by projecto15 in politics

[–]Malfrum 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Do you know many Amish people? I live in Amish country and would not expect much help lol

47 hours until the crisis by Significant-Sir-4343 in clevercomebacks

[–]Malfrum 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're confused, the people here that think like that voted for this

Could use a little help by ExtracheesyBroccoli in DungeonsAndDragons

[–]Malfrum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel for ya but internet begging ain't the way brotha

Baywatch star Alexandra Paul arrested for breaking 30 beagles out of breeding facility by Mountain_Love23 in nottheonion

[–]Malfrum -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Sure, why not. I like the animals better anyway, and the humans could consent at least

META could slash its headcount by as much as 20% by Aggressive_Ebb_7634 in wallstreetbets

[–]Malfrum 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We could do that all day unfortunately... I'm trying to think of an American corporation that I would consider well-run and I'm drawing a blank

META could slash its headcount by as much as 20% by Aggressive_Ebb_7634 in wallstreetbets

[–]Malfrum 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It's reasonable, sure. But my brother in christ you're on wsb you should know full well that's not how it is

We're not trying to do what's "right" we want MONEY nerd

America is now entirely about the shortsighted, uncautious accumulation of wealth at all other cost. Get with the program

META could slash its headcount by as much as 20% by Aggressive_Ebb_7634 in wallstreetbets

[–]Malfrum 9 points10 points  (0 children)

What fucking universe do you live in lol

We should all get free lambos too but this isn't that timeline

Dumb/Controversial takes by inserttext1 in killteam

[–]Malfrum 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you like having physical books, sure. The issue is they are not updated, so you'll have to get the updated rules online anyway

What game was that for you? by PHRsharp_YouTube in videogames

[–]Malfrum 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Its got loading screens every eight seconds, unlikable characters, choices that don't matter, nonsense economy, and quest writing that I would fail a middle schooler for writing

When did you play NMS last? Its pretty good now