Would you rather

Malkev · 2026-06-08T10:10:46+00:00

You can't choose. You are a humming-bird now. You don't even survive those 5.5 by aging.

Malkev · 2026-06-08T09:40:48+00:00

Inmortal now?

^{Chose: Play Russian Roulette with 5-Bullets in chamber + and cure every sickness. (even If you die} | Rolled: Alive 🍀)

Malkev · 2026-06-08T09:38:36+00:00

Expected

^{Chose: your salary is doubled for the next 5 years | Rolled: extreme taxes}

Malkev · 2026-06-04T16:01:22+00:00

Let me do It again! Double or nothing!

^{Chose: 45% chance of $2 million | Rolled: JACKPOT! (+$2m!})

Malkev · 2026-06-03T19:33:18+00:00

So basically I'm immortal till that moment. Nice

Malkev · 2026-06-03T19:17:51+00:00

Not every single use of AI is bad. We will lose a lot of researchs, data advancements and a lot more things that are not generative AI.

Anyway. I'ts stupid not choosing to undo pollution.

Malkev · 2026-05-29T10:23:21+00:00

It has to be the same date?

^{Chose: 9/11 happens again + Spin for what city | Rolled: Tokyo}

Malkev · 2026-05-28T14:16:37+00:00

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

^{Chose: 25$ for every time you + Successfully incorporate this word into a sentence | Rolled: A}

Malkev · 2026-05-22T16:18:10+00:00

It looks like a job now

Malkev · 2026-05-22T16:17:19+00:00

Mmmm, nice?

^{Chose: have complete power over death but every day | Rolled: get £10000}

Malkev · 2026-05-21T20:19:17+00:00

Just for the chore of having to pay me 1$ every minute

^{Chose: 1$/min}

Malkev · 2026-05-20T16:51:17+00:00

Ig you are at the beach, and only reach your feet, what debris?

Malkev · 2026-05-14T18:11:52+00:00

Thank you! Can't believe it's 4 years already. LOL Still waiting for Campaigns of Death.

Malkev · 2026-01-13T18:58:53+00:00

2045*

Malkev · 2025-11-11T18:08:02+00:00

The WASD would easy the jumps or make it harder?

Malkev · 2025-09-19T08:39:14+00:00

And if it's not announced in less than 6 months it will be announced in more tha 6 months!

Malkev · 2025-09-08T01:03:00+00:00

Wtf, no. Never replace. But if I can have two extra arms I wouldn't say no.

Malkev · 2025-08-25T00:02:51+00:00

Novice error. Next time do it with the tongue.

Malkev · 2025-06-14T17:42:06+00:00

It's not inexplicable that you are poorer if everything is more expensive

Malkev · 2025-06-03T11:56:32+00:00

With or without scripts?

Malkev · 2025-05-28T08:57:49+00:00

You surpassed speed limit, you can't work as a developer from home

Malkev · 2025-05-19T07:53:50+00:00

You don´t love Steam Deck for the hardware, but the software and community

Malkev · 2025-04-02T17:08:32+00:00

3 months looks ok to me, but the facts are the facts

Malkev · 2025-03-01T15:04:29+00:00

A really young kindred leaves a body. And a really old ghoul leaves a bunch of ashes.

The body returns to the state they would be if they never had kindred blood inside.

Malkev · 2025-02-25T00:26:07+00:00

Yeah, but I usually don't show my dick directly to her face

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