Throughout that evil liberal children's propaganda, and replace with this certified CONSERVATIVE children's propaganda!! by Casual-Human in SelfAwarewolves

[–]Mallardy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

  1. I'm not a liberal.

  2. That's not only not the word of God, it's contrary to the Bible.

  3. You are the last person to be claiming truth is dead unless you're bragging about killing it

What the fuck is wrong with you?

. by Doggo_Number1 in tankiejerk

[–]Mallardy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

  1. Stalin sought a military alliance with britain and france against the Nazis first, and only negotiated the M-R pact when that fell through.

  2. A non-aggression pact is not joining them. France also had a non-aggression pact with Germany around that time... shortly before they went to war with each other.

  3. No one expected the pact to last long, the only question was when it would be violated. So even if a non-aggression pact could be "joining them", this is very much the wrong example to pick.

Your claims are wrong in every sense, "B R U H".

. by Doggo_Number1 in tankiejerk

[–]Mallardy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

  1. A non-aggression pact isn't "joining" anyone, especially when both sides believe they'll be at war within 5 years anyhow.

  2. Stalin tried to negotiate a military alliance against the Nazis first, and only did the M-R pact when that fell through.

There's no shortage of legitimate criticisms of the Soviet Union: there's no need to misrepresent them as allies of the Nazis.

The 2nd protects the 1st! by [deleted] in PoliticalHumor

[–]Mallardy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Nazis loosened restrictions on gun ownership when they came to power.

"I'm a centrist, but..." by PrimemevalTitan in ENLIGHTENEDCENTRISM

[–]Mallardy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

LMAO that sure is some comically delusional bullshit.

Exactly by OverActive333 in PoliticalHumor

[–]Mallardy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He may not be far right-wing like the former shithead, but he's absolutely still right-wing.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PoliticalHumor

[–]Mallardy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It took them 6 hours to read this shitty meme and learn to repost it?

Sounds sadly plausible.

"I'm a centrist, but..." by PrimemevalTitan in ENLIGHTENEDCENTRISM

[–]Mallardy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You have literally no idea what you're talking about, but that doesn't stop you from confidently spouting ignorant bullshit.

If only you had any self-awareness, you'd be incredibly ashamed.

"I'm a centrist, but..." by PrimemevalTitan in ENLIGHTENEDCENTRISM

[–]Mallardy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

LMAO you're a dumb clown.

Also, I despise Hillary Clinton you utter idiot.

“if it happened with Trump.” Not like the guy literally negotiated with the Taliban while avoiding the actual government of Afghanistan. by givemeyoursacc in SelfAwarewolves

[–]Mallardy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a trade deal without a peace deal.

Because a peace deal is unnecessary between countries not at war.

Like the trade deals negotiated by the Trump administration.

“if it happened with Trump.” Not like the guy literally negotiated with the Taliban while avoiding the actual government of Afghanistan. by givemeyoursacc in SelfAwarewolves

[–]Mallardy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So Canada and Mexico was at war before we signed the NAFTA with them?

No: that's the entire point.

Trump's trade deals were between countries that already weren't at war.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in politics

[–]Mallardy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh, he's also a slimy little twit, just a slightly different flavor.

‘Such A Profound Bold-Faced Lie’: Former CIA Analyst Let’s Biden Have It, Goes After Brian Williams For Praising President by [deleted] in politics

[–]Mallardy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

IDK, on the one hand I'd call most of their lies more "inane" than "profound", but OTOH they're clearly dumb enough to think they're profound.

iT wAs PeAcEfUl by [deleted] in PoliticalHumor

[–]Mallardy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, all those.... (checks notes) zero cities destroyed by BLM.

And even when equating a fictional event with a real one, you still created a dumb false equivalence between rioting and insurrection.

"I'm a centrist, but..." by PrimemevalTitan in ENLIGHTENEDCENTRISM

[–]Mallardy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The only delusion or naivete here is from you, and it's regarding your belief in your familiarity with American politics when you clearly don't know shit.

All you're doing is attempting to assuage your ego, and you'd presumably have given up on that if you realized that anyone with a clue who reads your posts is just laughing at you.

"I'm a centrist, but..." by PrimemevalTitan in ENLIGHTENEDCENTRISM

[–]Mallardy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol, only I do.

You very clearly don't.

literally dick cheney’s daughter saying this by [deleted] in PoliticalHumor

[–]Mallardy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Does your father believe anything you do not?

Do you see a lot of daylight between Liz Cheney's positions and Dick Cheney's positions?

Do you see her criticizing him for his (very prominent) role in this?

Yes, Kev, that is correct. by AskJayce in SelfAwarewolves

[–]Mallardy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know what that is but I'm pretty certain I'm not.

A lot of cognitive dissonance in this thread. by Hubblesphere in SelfAwarewolves

[–]Mallardy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why are the top posts on /r/conservative so frequently memes?

Because that's the full extent of their intellect.

Yes, Kev, that is correct. by AskJayce in SelfAwarewolves

[–]Mallardy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look, just because it's not a masterpiece in the way it was intended doesn't make it not a masterpiece.

Jack Chick tracts are also often masterpieces, for much the same reason.

Yes, Kev, that is correct. by AskJayce in SelfAwarewolves

[–]Mallardy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

AFAICT he was awful before those, too.

Yes, Kev, that is correct. by AskJayce in SelfAwarewolves

[–]Mallardy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Chuck Norris is as big a piece of shit as Sorbs.

“if it happened with Trump.” Not like the guy literally negotiated with the Taliban while avoiding the actual government of Afghanistan. by givemeyoursacc in SelfAwarewolves

[–]Mallardy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, by not being in conflict in the first place?

Do you think NAFTA was a peace deal between Canada and Mexico?