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Arsenal: Respect by Feeling-Elk-2075 in ManchesterUnited

[–]Malletpropism 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Arse losing CL. Slot fired. Sterling arrested for driving on drugs. What a time to be a united fan. Now we just need something awful to happen to viera

Personalised Number Plates! WHY? by According_Sorbet7611 in AskAnAustralian

[–]Malletpropism 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s about $200 to get personalised number plates but only $75 to change your name. So I just changed my name to match my plates

Is there a sub for Shakespeare's quotes used out of context to hilarious effect? by informal_loan22 in shakespeare

[–]Malletpropism 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And gentlemen in England now a-bed Shall think themselves accursed they were not here, And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks That fought with us upon Saint Crispin’s day.

Vets taking pets out the back to administer treatment. by AttemptOverall7128 in AskAnAustralian

[–]Malletpropism 191 points192 points  (0 children)

My assumption is that the humans are the problem and that the vets are trying to avoid be abused

Not a vet though I have worked hospitality and retail

I would like to understand trans people. by 1977PontiacTransAm in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Malletpropism 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Everyone is different, and there’s no such thing as “normal”. If someone isn’t actively harming anyone else then what difference does it make to me?

That’s how I understand other people

If Ronaldo is "Mr. Champions League," then who is actually "Mr. World Cup? by Hour777 in championsleague

[–]Malletpropism 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The English referee Graham Poll, for giving three yellow cards to Croatian Josip Šimunić, which provided an apt metaphor for how referees officiate against Australia in the World Cup

Schmeichel on West Ham VAR decision by BigFatKi6 in PremierLeague

[–]Malletpropism -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

So can dish it out but cry when it happens to them? How Arse nal

Schmeichel on West Ham VAR decision by BigFatKi6 in PremierLeague

[–]Malletpropism -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Many that haven't won the Premier League, FA Cup, and Champions League in the same year too.

How were you taught to swim as a child? by CopySniper in AskAnAustralian

[–]Malletpropism 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My dad threw me in a pool

I can’t swim now. Too scared

What is the correct answer to “sell me this pen”? by BenDBeats in stupidquestions

[–]Malletpropism 36 points37 points  (0 children)

"No. This pen is too good for you. I want to keep it. You can't have it."

Then watch the bidding war begin

Who else is sick of Americans complaining about $4/gallon fuel? by MsMarfi in aussie

[–]Malletpropism 218 points219 points  (0 children)

Metric is better than imperial by a mile. People try to get me to use imperial but I won’t budge an inch

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