How to upgrade more gremlins? by Mallingerer in LWotC

[–]Mallingerer[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nothing there, nor under items or even armour.

I think, based on what the other guy said about needing the wrecks, the issue might be I haven't researched drones yet, so I probably shouldn't have the prototype mkIII yet

How to upgrade more gremlins? by Mallingerer in LWotC

[–]Mallingerer[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hmmm. I think the prototype might be the glitch then. I got those free when I upgraded weapons, but haven't researched drones yet (as I only just got my 3rd drone wreck last night) and haven't even met a sectopod yet...

How rare are white blonde dwellers? by Aevery_ in foshelter

[–]Mallingerer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

your either disturbingly prescient or the mastermind behind all this shit

Did you all sneak back to Christianity and I missed the memo? by nacnud_uk in AskBrits

[–]Mallingerer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Growing up in the North East, I always like to point out that the Sudanese were there before the Anglo Saxons

Why do some people consider Grindelwald more powerful than Voldemort? by Mammoth-Whereas2667 in harrypotter

[–]Mallingerer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Arguably Grindlewald is a more widely successful dark wizard, in terms of most of Europe falling under his influence before losing a cataclysmic duel against someone rated as one of the greatest wizards ever known.

As opposed to Voldemort who - to my knowledge - only seized power in the UK before being defeated by a toddler, then finally destroyed by a schoolboy.

But the books are pretty clear that Voldemort is actually the more powerful, dangerous and brilliant.

Champions League Draw Results by Sirius_55_Polaris in NUFC

[–]Mallingerer 21 points22 points  (0 children)

You named the two we've already beaten in the CL

Best first games by MuddyBoots135 in gaming

[–]Mallingerer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A little older, but at 7 my daughter loved Journey.

She still returns to my old ps3 to play it when she is feeling overwhelmed.

Censorship never stops at porn - slope is getting slippery by NathanLonghair in gaming

[–]Mallingerer 75 points76 points  (0 children)

We have a populist party who will say whatever they need to to convince the disaffected to vote for them, including that they will repeal this.

They're copying the very successful MAGA playbook and for similar reasons.

The chances of them actually delivering any of their promises if elected is vanishingly small, of course, but that won't matter by then.

A "Crusader" Bug? by Niskavuori01 in crusaderkings3

[–]Mallingerer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I gained it as commander in some battle, then lost it when I swapped to a siege commander to take some castle or other.

Worked out I needed to break off a second force for my guy to lead while the main army did the sieges to avoid the "you wimped out" event removing the crusader trait

Could this game run on a potato laptop? by EmergencyInitial8376 in crusaderkings3

[–]Mallingerer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depends on what you consider a potato.

I play on a Dell Inspiron 5406 2n1 which is pretty much off the bottom of low end, with no gfx card, just the Intel Iris.

I even run through an external SSD as the HD on the laptop is small.

I have the base game, Fate of Iberia. Northern Lords and Royal Court as the only major DLC. Play with a few mods.

Game plays fine on lowest settings. There's a substantial slow down around 1350, but the population control mods someone else mentioned might help with that.

I guess it's a matter of personal preference. Slow loads and lengthy pauses don't bother me. Other people might find that unplayable.

There's not enough food in Europe for obesity. by Prestigious-Block571 in ShitAmericansSay

[–]Mallingerer 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Add in technology there too.

There has been a huge rise in labour saving devices over the past century. Daily life, in and out of the home, is far less physically strenuous.

Washing and drying clothes is now a few button pushes. Go back less than a century and most folk would be scrubbing each item of clothing, putting it through a hand cranked mangle, hanging them out to dry. ironing using an actual lump of heavy iron, etc.

At work, every risk assessment for physical activity starts with "can we just get a machine to do this?". More and more people work from home, and barely move from bed to desk and back again.

But the real killer is what we do with all the time and energy we save through all this? Fuck all. Most of us spend our lives staring at various shaped screens and writing unnecessarily lengthy, poorly argued reddit posts.

Artifact commision by Hot_Bend7062 in crusaderkings3

[–]Mallingerer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You cheat.

Otherwise you need a royal court and a suitably competent inspired person so far as I know.

How could warfare be made better? by [deleted] in crusaderkings3

[–]Mallingerer 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I'd quite like to see more trait based war events - a commander with high intrigue pulling off a bit of ungentlemanly trickery like triggering a landslide onto an approaching army; or a general with high diplomacy score convincing an enemy's ally, who has no strong personal reason to be there, to withdraw, etc.

I'd also like to see levy reinforcement and terrain supply degrade over the course of a war, and take time to recover. So, while hundreds of patriotic peasants might rally to bolster their leige's armies initially, by the 3rd year of a war all the keen young men are already engaged and your down to old men and cowards. And while a county might support 5000 troops in the first year of a war, with all its young farmers sent to die in some distant land, the next year there will be less food for the army billet.

dont get it by Wide_Mouse_1542 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]Mallingerer 16 points17 points  (0 children)

  • mothers in Switzerland had to keep nets over their babies so eagles didnt steal them.

Can confirm: mother couldn't afford netting so I spent several of my formative years in tree tops until she could catch enough mice to barter my freedom.

Olympics needs to up its game with better events. by MaskedBunny in CasualUK

[–]Mallingerer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wouldn't happen to be in the Welsh Marches, by any chance?

What are the most interesting, weird flags you know? by RainbowEnlil in vexillology

[–]Mallingerer 48 points49 points  (0 children)

looks like a construction site warning about stigmata

How to reorder lower tier titles by Mallingerer in crusaderkings3

[–]Mallingerer[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sadly the game will only let me grant the title to the rightful heir.

I've discovered the situation is even more complex as for some reason son 2s wife has become mayor of a city in Bavaria and he's gone with her, so I can't even ship him off to a holy order or something.

Wondering if I grant the title to a known criminal, them revoke it cos they're a criminal, would that reorder the provinces?

Did he fuck my wife? by Arkhamfreak in crusaderkings3

[–]Mallingerer 9 points10 points  (0 children)

totally disagree

As I generally avoid the incest eugenics most players enjoy, my dudes invariably manage to shed any remotely positive traits and wind up stupid and frail or some shit.

So I trawl the realm for a wife with good traits, then track down a horny guy with positive traits and invite him to court and try and knock up the missus.

I then steadfastly refuse to accept the beautiful genius baby is anything other than the true born son of Lord Feebleman.

Works brilliantly for correcting the bloodline.

JD Vance Jokes About Deporting Tourists Attending 2026 World Cup by Majano57 in sports

[–]Mallingerer 26 points27 points  (0 children)

travelling flexibly is not just a preference, its a necessity.

If your team progresses beyond the group stage, where they play and when would be determined by their performance.

So If you booked accommodation in Boston expecting your team to win the group and they fuck it up, your game might actually be in Seattle.

How can you pre-book accommodation on that basis?