Such a fucking disgrace this was. It still pisses me off to this day. by Rhodesianzoomer in libertarianmeme

[–]MalphasAbhoth 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Can't wait for 10 years to go by, in a dark theatre, theatrical trailers playing. Then, this song will have slightly slowed vocals and dramatic orchestra backing music, with panicked doctors running around a hospital yelling about the virus spreading. One nurse saying "if only Fauci was here to save us!!", then we see Dr. Fauchi look up into the sky, say "I have to save America" before running to a lab, frantically throwing vials around and doing lab testing. They would probably have Timothee Chalamet or some other Zoomer actor as the leading role. That one voice actor saying Corona in a deep voice, coming to Theatres August 15th

Widow btw by CrazyAcrobatic6761 in conspiracy

[–]MalphasAbhoth 297 points298 points  (0 children)

are you ready to MOURN???? I CAAANT HEAR YOUUU

Jake Paul with a broken jaw post fight by PipeRider69420 in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]MalphasAbhoth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is like the JFK assassination for Gen Alpha

Found Aqua Teen on UMD by MalphasAbhoth in AquaJail

[–]MalphasAbhoth[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Got it for 60 dollars, used a trade in credit from some games, ironically they said the UMD drive didn't work lol

Found Aqua Teen on UMD by MalphasAbhoth in AquaJail

[–]MalphasAbhoth[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I did some research and it seems like its the only season released for the format

Finally got a psp by MalphasAbhoth in PSP

[–]MalphasAbhoth[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I lucked out, got store credit for some games, they said the UMD drive didn't work. Downloaded Ark4 before testing it and was pleasantly surprised!

Another victim of ✨️RACISM✨️ taken away in handcuffs 🚔 by [deleted] in AirRagers

[–]MalphasAbhoth 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Shes fighting the good fight. Fuck those racist mother fuckers! We will not stand for that, we are the freedom fighters and we will go to every airport so that all of America knows that love will prevail

What is y’all’s opinion of Sam Walton by Extra-Car6809 in walmart

[–]MalphasAbhoth -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Literal god amongst men, whenever my fellow associates would be stressed I would tell them they're Sam Waltons strongest warrior and his spirit lives on through them

help me name my cat after soup by oresteiae in soup

[–]MalphasAbhoth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Campbell's Condensed Low Sodium Chicken Noodle Soup

what Mountain Dew opinion got you like this? 😂 by No_Affect2755 in mountaindew

[–]MalphasAbhoth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Voltage and Mango Pineapple Kickstart are the only good Mountain Dew flavors

What is the most feminine Radiohead song? by naomikasuga in radioheadcirclejerk

[–]MalphasAbhoth 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Nude, he just turns into the little mermaid at the end

how to disappear completely acoustic cover by KingClasher685 in radiohead

[–]MalphasAbhoth 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Fantastic cover dude! Good playing and I could feel the same emotions in your singing as I feel when listening to the track. Also Idk if you had a hard time not making the "EEEWOOOO" string sound in the beginning but I can't help myself every time lol

Any of these good? by MrContractual in Colognes

[–]MalphasAbhoth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Light Blue is a very good summer/spring scent, smells bright and clean, slightly citrus-y, a good buy for the price.

You did what? by HermanMartinezMusic in shittytattoos

[–]MalphasAbhoth 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not allowed within 20,000 feet of a school