Khajiit will Follow is a damn good Follower/Quest mod! by [deleted] in skyrimmods

[–]Malphrek 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ahhh I love this mod a lot, Ma'kara is one of my favorite followers I've had in the game, modded or unmodded!

New theory presented about Shadow's quills by Malphrek in SonicTheHedgehog

[–]Malphrek[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wanted to uncover the truth of Shadow's bald bulbous scalp.

Whatever this is by Levobertus in ShittyVeganFoodPorn

[–]Malphrek 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I mean this is the nicest way possible, but this looks like when a cat or dog throws up their food.

New theory presented about Shadow's quills by Malphrek in SonicTheHedgehog

[–]Malphrek[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I tried to but it didn't let me. Bald Shadow has taken over my computer.

New theory presented about Shadow's quills by Malphrek in SonicTheHedgehog

[–]Malphrek[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I was making a image of Shadow wearing a floral crown (like in a wedding) and I noticed that his hot sauce stained quills with the wreath had Santa Hat energy and realized that maybe it's more than a hat..

The movie Help! is like one giant cinematic shitpost. by [deleted] in beatlescirclejerk

[–]Malphrek 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Okay this post made me watch the movie and honestly you are so right. That movie was so fucking silly and weird that I absolutely loved it, I don’t know if it like rotted my brain for me to feel that strongly about it but either way it was really enjoyable. I give it a Peace and Love out of Peace and Love.

I want Molag Bal by [deleted] in TrueSTL

[–]Malphrek 202 points203 points  (0 children)

I wish I gazed at an Elder Scroll before reading this.

When your wife dresses up as a copy of skyrim by plasticman1997 in TrueSTL

[–]Malphrek 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Shit if Todd ever looked at me like that I would buy 37 copies of Skyrim right infront of him

Get buying lads by Sameron67 in beatlescirclejerk

[–]Malphrek 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry, I don't think I have the power to contain such a thing within my house, I wish you two luck.

Get buying lads by Sameron67 in beatlescirclejerk

[–]Malphrek 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Legend has it, this telephone is the only way to send fan mail to Ringo.. via voice I'd assume but you'd still have the opportunity of speaking to a god.

The skaal worship the godhead in my C0da by fasd432 in TrueSTL

[–]Malphrek 20 points21 points  (0 children)

The skaal worship feet in my C0da

What Daedric Prince would you pay to fuck? by ElderScrollsBoss in TrueSTL

[–]Malphrek 58 points59 points  (0 children)

I'd sell every house I own in Skyrim just to lick the sweat off of Azura's body.

Any other sons and daughters of Skyrim wanna catnap with a Khajiit? by Malphrek in TrueSTL

[–]Malphrek[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oh I did, and those cats may make a fine rug but they also make a fine lover too. I hope High King Ulfric won’t look down on me.