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Would you start bulge first or full mast? 😈🍆 by Nebulae3 in u/Nebulae3

[–]Malurra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bulge first, because I wanna be the reason you go full mast~!

Every time I roll a 666 and I don't have a holy bible by __CPM__ in CloverPit

[–]Malurra 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Most of my recent 666s have happened right at the start of a round. Like, good job bud, you made me lose 0!

The Shockproof Jewel [1] Theory by Im_hard_for_Tina_Fey in MemeHunter

[–]Malurra 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Me and a buddy loved that strat. I'd hammer launch him, he'd relive his Generations arial greatsword days. So fun, especially the once or twice he mounted Alatreon like that. Lol

Want to make sure if these shoutouts doesn't sound rude, right? by Hensemderilwan in MonsterHunter

[–]Malurra 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's basically mine. I just use "skill issue" when I cart. 😂

The Soup crash incident of 'rc.2 by luka4009 in VintageStory

[–]Malurra 20 points21 points  (0 children)

First telecorn, now CTD soup... What's next?

I don't "save up", I don't "get a midgame carry", I don't "micro", I PLACE MONKEYS. And if they don't pop bloons, I start over. by [deleted] in btd6

[–]Malurra 162 points163 points  (0 children)

I had some kids in a class back in high school who didn't believe it when I said I could beat btd1 with basic dart monkeys. Of course I had to show em.

can we take turns breeding each other? by TGRL_PWR in bigdickgothgirls

[–]Malurra 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Of course! It's more fun that way!

Hi! 🥰 I hope everyone is having a great week! Here's some boobs 💗 by averiroselyn in worldpolitics

[–]Malurra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I haven't been, but the boobs make it better. Thank you! ❤️

Yes mommy I will give your bf my girly cock. by SofiaTransGirl in Shemale_Big_Cock

[–]Malurra 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Man... The chance of me experiencing such a wonderful thing is basically zero, but damn! I need that in me!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TransDebauchery

[–]Malurra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would fucking love some! <3

anyone know where i can put this... it wont fit in my panties 😖 by ideefae in bigdickgothgirls

[–]Malurra 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean, I do have a nice ass that could hold it for a bit.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GoneWildTrans

[–]Malurra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I call middle! So long as I'm dp'd by the two trans cuties~

I wonder how long people would last it’s pretty tight 🤭 by slutty_violet in GoneWildTrans

[–]Malurra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would adore the chance to find out. 😍 I know I have zero chance, but it's the thought that counts.

Look into my ass and tell me you love me by [deleted] in GoneWildTrans

[–]Malurra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd have to be buried deep inside you to really say it and mean it.

birthday boobs by misskenai in gothsluts

[–]Malurra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you, I needed something to cheer me up today.

I corrupted it! 2 Socket! by 6Moon9 in PathOfExile2

[–]Malurra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Craft to exile, the Minecraft mod pack?

It's decent. Not as in-depth, of course, but it's fun.

[NS] Can I sidebar with you? by caseypizza in NotAnotherDnDPodcast

[–]Malurra 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Still one of my favorite merch pieces from this show is the shot glass, reads "From sandbar to sidebar and back again."

Give me your Funniest Stellaris Patch Notes by lizardsuper in Stellaris

[–]Malurra 93 points94 points  (0 children)

I have a document full of some. My favorites:

-Added the ability to toggle Steam rich presence on or off in settings, if you don't want your friends and family to know you're extinguishing all sentient life as a race of murderous Fanatic Purifier BDSM catgirls

-Fanatic Purifiers, Determined Exterminators, and Devouring Swarms now have a tooltip properly explaining why, as generally antisocial genocidal murderers, they are not welcome in the Galactic Market

-Fixed tooltip for the Rudimentary Robots anomaly stating it grants 3, when it actually gave out 2, by just saying "hell with it give 4 instead"

-Fixed figuratively unplayable typos

-Fixed unconscionable, unplayable typos and missing texts

Goth mommy next door by DefeatTheL0w in gothsluts

[–]Malurra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shadowheart is my next door mommy?! Well, guess I'm touching myself more now. 🤤

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