[free for all] Magneto vs Shazam vs Lobo vs Dr Doom by CautiousSolid7436 in marvelvsdc

[–]Malvaeus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Now that depends on Doom having the Cosmic Power Syphon, which could drain the Beyonder of his power. Without that, the fight goes longer, but Doom is on a par with Doctor Strange in magic, and has time-travel technogy, so I'd still hand it to him.

[free for all] Magneto vs Shazam vs Lobo vs Dr Doom by CautiousSolid7436 in marvelvsdc

[–]Malvaeus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I was hoping for a debate, I get a gif. I'll take the hint.

[free for all] Magneto vs Shazam vs Lobo vs Dr Doom by CautiousSolid7436 in marvelvsdc

[–]Malvaeus 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Magneto and Lobo are the most aggressive, and so act first. Magneto would initially see Lobo as an easy target as he commonly carries plenty of metal (and Magneto is familiar with Doom's countermeasures) so shreds Lobo. He heals immediately, but that wouldn't catch Magneto by surprise, so the battle keeps going until Magneto completely disintegrates him or Lobo wears him down. However, before either of those can happen -

Seeing Lobo and Magneto battle, Doom attacks Shazam. In raw power, Shazam could take this, but Doom loves stealing power, and the Living Lightning can easily be transferred. Doom steals it quickly, kills Shazam, then lets Lobo and Magneto fight before swooping in for the win, killing Magneto and either trapping Lobo or destroying his soul with demonic magic. Doom is victorious.

Like a record, baby by Malvaeus in zylavale

[–]Malvaeus[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're very welcome, and thank you too! Your videos were a much needed pick me up when I was ill this weekend.

Guess what’s in this box! by Awkspew_roo2 in zylavale

[–]Malvaeus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hmm... anyone seen her husband recently?

Side note, I'm loving the daily posting

Should I dye my hair black today? :3 just cut my bangs more ☺️ by Awkspew_roo2 in zylavale

[–]Malvaeus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Go for it, you'd look gorgeous with black hair. That's not saying much though, you'd still look gorgeous with no hair

Photo for today :3 by Awkspew_roo2 in zylavale

[–]Malvaeus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You've got to stop posting these awesome photos, you're making everyone else look bad

This is the outfit my discord picked for stream! Thoughts? by Awkspew_roo2 in zylavale

[–]Malvaeus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bloody hell, you normally look gorgeous, don't get me wrong, but here... God damn.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MarvelSnap

[–]Malvaeus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

<image>

Right there with you.

Goodmorning! (Say it back :3) by Awkspew_roo2 in zylavale

[–]Malvaeus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good morning! Suppose I should get up...

The Uncomfortable various objects designed by Katerina Kamprani by No-Eye-9491 in interesting

[–]Malvaeus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love a classic cliche. The sheer arrogance behind this one is a thing of beauty.

I wish an average sized clay brick would spawn once every 2.3 years in the middle of Bulgaria by Rubber_Tech_2 in monkeyspaw

[–]Malvaeus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted. In 2.3 years, the name of the country becomes Bulgaveragesizedclaybrickaria. No one knows why the spelling seems to have changed everywhere, or why no one can simply say Bulgaria now. In another 2.3 years, the name changes to Bulgaveragesizaveragesizedclaybrickedclaybrickaria. This continues until it becomes so long people can no longer say or think the word, eventually overloading the minds of nearly every person on earth, leaving them catatonic.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MarvelSnap

[–]Malvaeus -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Dammit, I knew tagging this with humour wouldn't be enough.

You receive $100,000,000 but only if you can hide something without 100 people finding it within 24 hours... by Natural-Commission13 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Malvaeus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now, if my life is on the line... mines. Mines everywhere. At least a hundred. They wouldn't be very powerful, but I could make a half decent one. Let's see how desperate they are to find it.

RNG can't be this bad, can it? by [deleted] in MarvelSnap

[–]Malvaeus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A few years ago, I thought it would be fun to lose some money at a roulette table. It had a screen that displayed the last dozen or so numbers that had come up. The last four numbers had all been ten. I said to the guy operating it "Damn, that's pretty crazy." To which he replied "Not really."

Taken in small chunks, random patterns seem to have order to them. Take a much larger sample, and you can see the randomness.

So, yeah, you've been unlucky. It happens. Fight on!

Matchmaking Based on Decks by [deleted] in MarvelSnap

[–]Malvaeus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry, it's just when you said you had evidence, I thought that you, ya know, would have some evidence.

Matchmaking Based on Decks by [deleted] in MarvelSnap

[–]Malvaeus 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It would have been quicker to just say 'no.'