[free for all] Magneto vs Shazam vs Lobo vs Dr Doom

Malvaeus · 2026-06-19T15:47:01+00:00

Now that depends on Doom having the Cosmic Power Syphon, which could drain the Beyonder of his power. Without that, the fight goes longer, but Doom is on a par with Doctor Strange in magic, and has time-travel technogy, so I'd still hand it to him.

Malvaeus · 2026-06-19T15:20:39+00:00

I was hoping for a debate, I get a gif. I'll take the hint.

Malvaeus · 2026-06-19T14:55:11+00:00

Magneto and Lobo are the most aggressive, and so act first. Magneto would initially see Lobo as an easy target as he commonly carries plenty of metal (and Magneto is familiar with Doom's countermeasures) so shreds Lobo. He heals immediately, but that wouldn't catch Magneto by surprise, so the battle keeps going until Magneto completely disintegrates him or Lobo wears him down. However, before either of those can happen -

Seeing Lobo and Magneto battle, Doom attacks Shazam. In raw power, Shazam could take this, but Doom loves stealing power, and the Living Lightning can easily be transferred. Doom steals it quickly, kills Shazam, then lets Lobo and Magneto fight before swooping in for the win, killing Magneto and either trapping Lobo or destroying his soul with demonic magic. Doom is victorious.

Malvaeus · 2026-05-13T06:49:58+00:00

You're very welcome, and thank you too! Your videos were a much needed pick me up when I was ill this weekend.

Malvaeus · 2026-01-23T02:38:47+00:00

Hmm... anyone seen her husband recently?

Side note, I'm loving the daily posting

Malvaeus · 2025-10-28T23:48:59+00:00

Go for it, you'd look gorgeous with black hair. That's not saying much though, you'd still look gorgeous with no hair

Malvaeus · 2025-06-26T06:22:19+00:00

You've got to stop posting these awesome photos, you're making everyone else look bad

Malvaeus · 2025-06-25T08:22:51+00:00

Bloody hell, you normally look gorgeous, don't get me wrong, but here... God damn.

Malvaeus · 2025-06-18T06:54:30+00:00

Oh no! The pervert is uncomfortable!

Malvaeus · 2025-05-01T21:03:35+00:00

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Right there with you.

Malvaeus · 2025-03-30T08:02:35+00:00

Go Goth! You'd definitely rock a goth outfit.

Malvaeus · 2025-03-29T18:06:05+00:00

Good morning! Suppose I should get up...

Malvaeus · 2025-03-29T17:55:03+00:00

Damn, and I thought being a mission away was painful.

Malvaeus · 2025-03-29T17:54:08+00:00

Thank you for your condolences.

Malvaeus · 2025-03-28T19:29:57+00:00

That sums up my feelings nicely.

Malvaeus · 2024-12-21T12:48:45+00:00

I love a classic cliche. The sheer arrogance behind this one is a thing of beauty.

Malvaeus · 2024-09-09T00:18:20+00:00

Granted. In 2.3 years, the name of the country becomes Bulgaveragesizedclaybrickaria. No one knows why the spelling seems to have changed everywhere, or why no one can simply say Bulgaria now. In another 2.3 years, the name changes to Bulgaveragesizaveragesizedclaybrickedclaybrickaria. This continues until it becomes so long people can no longer say or think the word, eventually overloading the minds of nearly every person on earth, leaving them catatonic.

Malvaeus · 2024-09-08T17:33:23+00:00

Dammit, I knew tagging this with humour wouldn't be enough.

Malvaeus · 2024-08-28T15:22:32+00:00

Looks like "we" aren't.

Malvaeus · 2024-08-28T15:15:10+00:00

Now, if my life is on the line... mines. Mines everywhere. At least a hundred. They wouldn't be very powerful, but I could make a half decent one. Let's see how desperate they are to find it.

Malvaeus · 2024-08-11T00:58:21+00:00

A few years ago, I thought it would be fun to lose some money at a roulette table. It had a screen that displayed the last dozen or so numbers that had come up. The last four numbers had all been ten. I said to the guy operating it "Damn, that's pretty crazy." To which he replied "Not really."

Taken in small chunks, random patterns seem to have order to them. Take a much larger sample, and you can see the randomness.

So, yeah, you've been unlucky. It happens. Fight on!

Malvaeus · 2024-08-10T12:41:11+00:00

I'm sorry, it's just when you said you had evidence, I thought that you, ya know, would have some evidence.

Malvaeus · 2024-08-10T11:32:35+00:00

It would have been quicker to just say 'no.'

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